So the first wave of TV Ratings has set in. Realty Shows…Blockisms and Cook + Cry…Check. Neighbours and Home and Away back…check. Checkbook Journalism Showdown…Check.
Now it’s onto the second wave of promised gold from the big channels. Nine are unveiling the Gina Rinehart and co telemovie, Channel 7 something or other, and Channel 10 saving the best until now, Gogglebox, the show about people watching TV show.
It is based on exactly the same show that was successful in the UK, but we should be reminded that just because something works in the UK, it doesn’t mean it will here (like TV Burp, Freddie Flintoff, Rolf Harris). You get the feeling that this one will be like so many other shows that arrive in Australia with the number 1 tag and disappear quicker than Yasmin before she got married.
So, we’ve decided to comment on this TV Show, and leave a comment section so someone can comment on our comment. Then someone else can comment on the comment, and more comments until it goes viral, then makes the newspaper, and then the afternoon TV news yakfest where they need filler, then The Project, and then people waytch The Project as part of Gogglebox and then people watch Gogglebox completing the cycle. This provides the only interest in the TV show, to see how far around or how many times around the cycle you can get.
It shows on Thursday night on Channel 10, and a day earlier if you have Foxtel on Lifestyle. Neither are convenient for me, nor interesting, and will more than likely end up the same way as most Channel 10 shows, onto Channel 11.
Here’s the rest of the FTA Gold we think for this week.
TUESDAY – SBS2 – 8:30
50 Ways to Kill Your Mammy
WEDNESDAY – CH11 – 7:30
THE SIMPSONS / FUTURAMA NIGHT
WEDNESDAY – ABC – 8:30
SHAUN MICALLEF’s MAD AS HELL
WEDNESDAY – GO – 10:15
ZOOLANDER
THURSDAY – 7MATE – 10:45
BAD SANTA
SATURDAY – CH9 – 12:30
CRICKET WORLD CUP – AUST v ENG
SUNDAY – CH11 – 8:30
FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF
SUNDAY – SBS2 – 8:30
SOUTH PARK + DANGER 5
WORST OF THE WEEK
ICC WORLD CUP OPENING CEREMONY
FRIDAY – 2:30 – GEM
Welcome to our dive into the reaches of the many European Football Leagues on offer, all with claims to be as good if not better than the EPL.
Each week we’ll go through the Spanish, Italian, and French Leagues in detail, with some updates and tidbits on other leagues time and interest permitted.
For your German news and views, help yourself to our separate Bundesliga column and look out for it each week.
So enjoy our thoughts, stats and best bets which are the best that money can’t buy.
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SPAIN – ATLETICO MADRID v REAL MADRID
ITALY – JUVENTUS v MILAN
FRANCE – LYON v PSG
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Welcome to the Gurgler’s UK Football Weekly. We discuss things UK Football, and it doesn’t begin in Manchester and finish in London. We care about all four leagues and below if we have time. All your favourite stars are here too with the exception of Ariaga II. Enjoy the finest.
Too much football is barely enough? Sure is, and another full round of weekend fixtures awaits.
Talking points for the week start off at Loftus Road and with Harry Redknapp who resigned due to a knee injury. He possibly followed the jumping before pushed rule, and after reading and listening to quite of few QPR fans, no one seems that sad to see him go.
Ex Spurs manager Tim Sherwood looks the early favourite, but it is QPR, so an over the hill washed up but expensive manager may well be out there and hired to match their players recruitment strategy.
They remain relegation candidates (esp having not gained a point on the road), and that may not be their worst fate, as they have been threatened with demotion to the 5th tier conference if they don’t pay their 50+ Million Pound fine on their return.
Another team that are relegation candidates, and somehow not in the bottom three are Aston Villa. They are currently 612 minutes without scoring in the EPL, and only have to face Chelsea at home this week to break the drought.
An anti-climatic transfer window closed earlier in the week, with the big teams grabbing another player or two to fill gaps, and loans-a-plenty as players on the outer look for game time.
Talking of loans, one of the big winners of the transfer window was Derby in the Championship. Already a promotion favourite and in a strong position, they managed to get another bunch of quality players in time to make the final push for the promised land.
Another manager gone at Nottingham Forest as Stuart Pierce suffers the inevitable fate of consistent underachievement. Forest were one time leaders of the comp, but are now firmly entrenched in the mid table and heading south.
Further south and Championship related last year are Yeovil Town who also dismissed a boss this week. In this case it was Gary Johnson, a man who has led Yeovil to most of their glories. Harsh, but not much else you can do at the bottom of League One.
Just in case you forgot, here’s the most recent results.
Here’s the best of the upcoming fixtures in the Football League and EPL.
EPL SAT – Tottenham v Arsenal
EPL SAT – Everton v Liverpool
CHAMP – Derby v Bolton
CHAMP – Watford v Blackburn
L1 – Milton Keynes v Bristol City
L2 – Yeovil v Crawley
L2 – Shrewsbury v Southend
So Tony Abbott made himself zero friends with his captain’s pick for Australia’s most recent knighthoods. Hard to argue with Angus Houston, but the selection of Prince Philip as the other has made Tony Abbott as unpopular as possible, with the public and with a sizeable section of his own party. And with Campbell Newman ousted in Qld and Sepp Blatter booed out of the country he is left to handle the mantra of most dislike leader in Australia himself. Time to announce some alternative knighthoods.
The Gurgler knows about being unpopular, few could match our lack of traffic and interest anywhere in cyber-land. Like Abbott, that won’t stop us giving our opinion, even if no one cares. So, why not nominate a six pack of knighthoods of our choosing, all with questionable merits and achievements. Just like Prince Philip.
So, arise…..
SIR WARWICK CAPPER
The ex AFL superstar, traffic worker, sex tape creator, actor, meter maid, Gold Coast City mayor candidate has done a lot of things, and very few people have entertained like Mr Capper. One can only imagine what damage he could do with a little more exposure (media that is).
SIR GEORGE BRAD HOGG
Yes another sportsman, but who could argue with the current popularity of the evergreen spinner. It would also give WA some well overdue respect and acknowledgment.
SIR ROBERT GRUBB
Unsung, some would say forgotten Australian actor famous for Flying Doctors (who isn’t), and relatively obscure. Just the way we like it.
LADY KYLIE MINOGUE
Few Australians transcend popularity between the UK and Australia, and that is an important link when considering a knighthood. Given the other selections were Dame Edna (not really a woman so may as well select an actual woman), and Rolf Harris (comment pending) Kylie is the safe choice.
SIR BERT NEWTON
OK, not everyone will know or like Robert Grubb, but who doesn’t love Bert. Anyone who survived 50 odds years of show business and with the infomercials on GMA for over a decade has done enough hard yards for knighthood.
PIPPA MIDDLETON’S ARSE
If we’re going to have a British arse as a knight of Australia, why not have one that may raise the twitter profile of Australia and give weekly glossies something to write about. Hard to think it will offend more than Prince Philip.
Welcome to the ALL NEW weekly sporting round up we call Circling the Drain. Each week we hand pick the sporting tidbits that tickle our fancy and provide our commentary along with some factual information. That and our best bets featuring the ever popular Super Multi and the new Ticket to Ride.
ASIAN CUP VICTORY
Finally. Australian Football (read Soccer) have won something. Not that making three consecutive World Cups and being competitive in two of them is not an achievement, but it is nice to win something for a change. Ask a South Sydney fan.
Hard to argue that Australia weren’t amongst the best teams in the tournament, and played as good a brand of football that was on offer throughout the Asian Cup foot-fest. This good football actually led to multiple goals, and not all of them scored by Tim Cahill, and his two in the semi final were certainly some of his best.
Another good sign for the future is that the side is reasonably young, with a lot of players who aren’t household names like Kewells and Schwarzers, which gives us time to grow into a strong playing team capable of beating and not just annoying the big teams at the World Cup.
On top of the achievement of winning the tournament, another proud Australian moment came from the crowd, as they greeted the introduction of Sepp Blatter with a volley of deserved boos. The surprise of the incident was the surprise on his face when it happened. Surely after the World Cup hosting fiasco he didn’t think there would be 75,000 sets of open arms waiting for his arrival. Needless to say he’ll probably miss out on Australia’s vote for the presidency of FIFA. The Aussie fans didn’t miss him though, and all power to them.
But to conclude, you have to wonder if often touted but dismissed theories are indeed correct. Like Ange Postecoglou has that X Factor after taking previously under achieving sides like Socceroos and Brisbane to success. And that NRL and other football codes other than AFL might start to get a little worried about the rise of Football. Boh have been spruiked for some time now, and often dismissed and rightly so, but the momentum is starting to grow. The next part of the A League season will indicate any progress, and level of worry for the NRL.
AUCKLAND NINES
Good taster to the upcoming NRL giving the fans a little taster before the season proper.
Some teams took it more seriously than the other, and the final 4 reflected that. South Sydney who took a decent chunk of their premiership winning side got the chocolates in the final spoiling a fairy tale competition win for the Sharks who battled on admirably in the final and would have deserved the win as much.
Aside from the football, the impressive thing was the fans dedication to dressing up, with many a Wally, various animals, and superheroes. Our favourite were the two gentlemen dressed in Arabic gear with their handwritten sign stating “Nines are the Bomb”. Cheeky and brave.
The whole thing had a real darts feel about, and one can only hope we can get a taste of it in Australia, or they dedicate an entire round at one ground like the UK Super League that we have mentioned far too many times already.
AUSTRALIAN OPEN
Almost forgot it was on and saw bits and pieces here and there including the finals, not quite sure if it’s tennis’ fault in general or Channel 7.
Andy Murray back to being Scottish in accent and achievement. That is when the pressure was on the Scottish accent seemed stronger than usual, and when he loses his nationality goes from British to Scottish.
Although almost overshadowing the tournament, Andy Murray’s Girlfriend swearing saga produced one of the most interesting things in a sport where boredom levels are usually reserved for 0-0 draws in soccer.
SUPER MULTI – $1 gets you $144
NEWCASTLE JETS to win v Brisbane
SYDNEY FC to beat Perth Glory
SOUTH SYDNEY to win v St George
WIGAN to win v Widnes
CATALANS to win v St Helens
LEEDS to win v Hull KR
TICKET TO RIDE
Take that Asian Cup, our first collect on the Ticket to Ride in its second week. And a $9 collect no less after a cheeky bet on Australia to win the Asian Cup in extra time.
That means to get to the hallowed turf of 5 in a row, and claim the first spot in the Ticket to Ride hall of fame, we’ll have a $9 bet this week. Our tip is below.
$9 on SOUTH SYDNEY to win Charity Shield @ $1.52
TV HIGHLIGHTS FREE TO AIR SPORTS
You know when NBL, A League and Enduro Sports Car Racing are the highlights it’s a quiet week.
FRI – 6:30pm – SBS – A LEAGUE – Newcastle v Brisbane
FRI – 9:30pm – ONE – NBL Someone v Someone
SUN – 1:00pm – CH7 – Bathurst 12 Hour Enduro
PAY TV SPORTING HIGHLIGHTS
FRI PM/SAT AM – FOX1 – NRL – Charity Shield Replays
SAT – 5:30am – FOX1 – ENGLISH SUPER LEAGUE
SAT – 4:00pm – FOX 4 – A LEAGUE Triple Header
SAT – 10:30pm – FOX 4 – ARSENAL v SPURS
SUN – 12:45am – ALL – EPL and SPANISH LEAGUE
SUN – 9:00am – FOX5 – V8’S SUPERTEST
SUN – 10:30pm – ALL – More EPL and LA LIGA
TUE – 6:30pm – FOX2 – SANTO SAM and ED’s FOOTBALL FEVER
One of the most surprising elections in recent or distant times is almost over, although the official results and grabs for power will drag on into weeks, we think it’s time to sit back and look at what we’ve learned from the big countdown.
ALL YOU NEED IS HATE This election proved more than the last Queensland election, that you don’t necessarily need a wheelbarrow full of policies, costings or even a leader who anyone expects to win an election, all you need is an opponent who the large majority of the state/electorates hates with a passion.
Caught on the hop by a carefully planned election date, ALP came across as not having the greatest amount of ideas of how to improve things, but as the results proved, they had one key thing to improve Qld, they had no Campbell Newman. A fair chunk of Queenslanders will have wondered which was worse, uncertainty about how bad Mr Newman could get, or how bad the ALP could be. It seems they’d rather gamble on the devil they don’t know.
Whether or not his achievements were notable or not, the perceived arrogance was, and the late campaign altercation and suing of Alan Jones didn’t help the idea that Campbell Newman was some kind of dictator who didn’t listen and crushed opposition.
The implications federally were immediate with speculation starting on the night about the safety of Abbott as leader. Given that Abbott has managed to achieve most of the hatred Newman worked on for 3 years in half that time, especially with his captain’s pick of knighthood, the writing is on the wall for a similar result in Canberra down the track.
ASSET SALES LEASING SHIP HAS SAILED
Aside from whether a leader is liked or not, the big issue over the last two elections is clear, Queensland doesn’t want it’s stuff sold.
Whether or not that is the right economic decision, you can’t argue with the figures from two elections in which both sides campaigned for and against sales and leasing. In 2012 the overall swing against ALP was 15.6% and 44 seats, and last weekend the overall swing was 8.2% against the LNP and a loss of 30 odd seats when counted finalises. You could argue that the margin decreased since the last election, but it would be a brave party to try it again this decade, given that government with a 60+ majority couldn’t get it over the line. That is despite the carefully crafted ads saying Queenslanders were for it.
ELECTION NIGHT COVERAGE?
A funny moment from the coverage when the usual calm and collected Antony Green looked a little flustered and his ever reliable computer with all the stats couldn’t cope with the strange nature of the Qld Election. One could imagine a robot with its head spinning round and round as steam blew out at one stage.
As you’d expect it was a minor blip as he delivered swings and results like no other in the game. Staying with the ABC, and most amusing was the reaction of the experts Wayne Swan and Tim Nicholls in the early hours. As Mr Nicholls became more and more worried, which eventually saw him leave mid coverage to presumably grab a bucket to bail water out of the sinking ship, Wayne Swan became smugger and smugger as the realisation arose that the ALP had not only caused nuisance value, but could quite possibly win. He must have been only 2 winning seats away from donning a dressing gown with slippers, lighting a cigar and putting his feet up on the bench.
Onto the other channels, and Sky provided good insights and the usual suspects were there. Richo, or Former ALP powerbroker Richo as we prefer, was quality throughout. Once again that Liberal guy who no one can ever remember is name was there and looked increasing miserable as the night wore on (Michael Kroger – we found out is his name, and thankfully is also described as a Power Broker for Liberals).
Channel 7 and 9 are usually best avoided and were by us on the night. The only point of interest was who was Channel 7’s game changing guest. Kate Jones was the answer in an anti-climax, and despite her relevance and a little bit of interest for the punter, we prefer our selections on what could have been.
One complaint was score updates for the Asian Cup during the broadcast. Some of us election nerds may have been recording the game, so thanks for ruining that. Surprisingly it was both of the channels that were broadcasting it ABC and Sky.
INFORMAL FORMALITIES
Always interesting is the informal voting across the election. State-wide the informal vote was 2.21% which was up on the previous three elections of 2.20%, 1.98%, 2.12%.
Also interesting is the break up, in which Ashgrove had the fewest informal votes, and the Logan-Gold Coast corridor made up 11 of the 13 seats with the highest percentage. Here’s the top 5 worst and best below.
Seat
% Informal
Woodridge
3.64
Gaven
3.27
Logan
3.25
Waterford
3.23
Mermaid Beach
3
Seat
% Informal
Ashgrove
1
Mount Coot-tha
1.17
Indooroopilly
1.34
Bulimba
1.5
Moggill
1.51
LYNE BALL WINNERS
And so to the results from our experts…well we can’t confirm that just yet with most of the seats in doubt featuring in our tips. A special mention to one of our readers who tipped Maryborough for the ALP at a huge $15. If that is confirmed, game over for everyone else.
Whoever ends on top gets our Lyne Ball Election Day Gift Pack featuring how to vote cards from the Inala and Algester polling booths, an Electoral Commission envelope, a copy of our Campbell Newman Sat Nav, our Sir Joh’s Gerry Mander board game, and another gift of your choice from our Gurgler Shop. Take a wander through here.
BRIEFLY…. Pork Barrelling was a welcomed return as an election buzzword with accusations against Campbell Newman filling Ashgrove’s boots. Coincidental that some northside Brisbane electorates had the biggest swings away from the LNP?
With Pauline Hanson likely to miss out in Lockyer it at least saves her and us from her having a deciding say on matters.
Who doesn’t love a hung parliament.
Campbell Newman’s demise leaves Tony Abbott, Michael Clarke and Sepp Blatter as the most unpopular leaders in Australia.
Another week, another flurry of questions for Dr Sportz. Well, just the one in fact, but who doesn’t want quality over quantity. We’ll offer neither, but feel free to keep reading on regardless.
Are there any lessons from the Auckland Nines we can bring into the NRL season?
B.Tessman, Kingaroy, QLD
Yes, I believe some of the little changes and the overall concept can be used in the NRL proper.
As stated last week, and merely confirmed by the attendance and the level of effort into the dressing up, the Auckland Nines shows that the NRL could easily host an Australian version of the Magic Weekend that has happened in the UK Super League for years.
Looking more like the annual Darts Championship than a regular League game in Auckland, the Nines had all the same vibe and good time feeling of the UK weekend, and surely it could be replicated on a larger scale at a ground big enough to share the revenues amongst the teams. A full house at the Olympic stadium would surely go close to matching a pitiful 4 round origin split or an 8 game all Sydney round.
It would be ground breaking and forward thinking, a sure-fire winner for the fans. A guarantee that the NRL and Channel 9 wouldn’t be interested.
On the subject of the little things, two things stood out for me. The shot-clock is a welcome addition to both kicks at goal and drop outs. I don’t believe I’m in the minority when I say that as a fan I don’t enjoy seeing sides that are supposed to drop out kicking the ball away and milling around for another 30 seconds just because they can. Same goes for kicking goals, surely with all the practice there’s a limited amount of time needed. I know there currently is a maximum time, but whatever it is, it’s too long and the added excitement of counting it down and seeing the teams rushing to meet the limit adds a small ticked box to the game.
Another thing was the reduced amount of tackles from 6 to 5. It may also be argued that the reduced numbers made the play more open, but the one less tackle seemed to spark teams into action that little bit earlier into the set than normal games.
To be honest, who wouldn’t love one less one pass off the ruck trucked directly towards the big H every set. Unless it is done by Goerge Burgess I guess.
Both of these rules would be easier to implement and police than the proposed way of clearing the ruck that the powers that be have proposed to speed up play, that will be enforced ridiculously in the first 3 week of the season and slowly ignored from there after.
There’s plenty more things that could improve the show, but we’ll discuss those closer to the season launch. For now it’s over to the supercoach study.
The biggest single game in American Sports starts tomorrow morning Australian time, and many hipsters in Australia and fans worldwide will be tuning in for the football, and many others will be tuning in for the peripherals like half time entertainment and ads.
The Gurgler will admit straight up, we know bugger all about NFL, but it is still a massive sporting event that has more betting options that several sticks can be poked at.
For the serious tips below, we have sub-contracted out to an expert who knows their NFL. We presume that anyone who knows the game will know what the below mean, or more correctly presume that you’ll be going to a much better website. And then there’s our rubbish novelty bets.
So for the people who follow the game, enjoy it. For those who know bugger all, try and follow it enough to be able join in conversations about it.
EXPERT TIPS by our NFL expert.
Seahawks 27 – Patriots 18
First points – Field Goal (Seahawks)
Brady – 2 TD’s, 1 Intercept
Wilson – 1TD
New England
LaFell – 1 Receiving TD
Seahawks
Lynch – 2 Rushing TD’s
RUBBISH NO IDEA TIPS & NOVELTY BETS by us. Odds courtesy of Centrebet
KATY PERRY to wear for show?
Pants/Shorts/Any Other
$2.05
Who will MVP thank first?
GOD
$4.00
Colour of Gatorade/Liquid dumped on winning head coach?
BLUE
$7.00
Length of National Anthem?
Over 120.5 seconds
$1.87
Not long now until the votes are cast, but you still have time to put your vote in for the Gurgler’s Election Tipping Game – LyneBall.
We’ve assembled the best tipsters our money couldn’t afford and listed our expert selections below. Final scores are determined by the closing odds on each seat, courtesy of Centrebet.
You can enter by filling out your tips in the comments below, or copying the official entry form and emailing it to gurgler.chat@gmail.com. The highest scorer wins an election themed prize.
Enjoy your election night, enjoy it more with our Drinking Game as well. or catch up on some of our latest Election gear to the right.