So the news starts of Donald Trump elected as President has started sinking in around the world.
Trump supporters are living the life, the middle class that got him over the line might be soon experiencing buyers remorse, and Clinton supporters hit their glass ceiling I guess.
The shock of the decision on the second is still raw, with some taking to protest and riot, and others with a large slice of I told you so.
In between there’s plenty of talk of the breakdown of relationships across the world to complete nuclear Armageddon.
Some people are refusing to accept that life will be something other than a complete bowl of shit under Trump, but surely it could be worse.
The most respected newspaper and The Gurgler’s go to for all news – The Betoota Advocate confirms that most of that talk is overkill – as they confirm the world is still spinning despite the doom and gloom of Donald Trump Elected as President
We agree. It could be much worse.
So we provide yet another Gurgler Six Pack to outline six scenarios that are worse than living Donald Trump Elected as President.
Remember, despite how it looks now, there is always something worse that can happen. And here are six suggestions of things that are worse than Donald Trump elected as President.
5 DAYS OF CHANNEL NEIN’S SUMMER OF CRICKET
What’s worse than the news of Donald Trump elected as President. being forced to watch the Channel Nein Summer of Cricket. Without Beer or ABC Radio.
Won’t affect us, as we’re sitting out the summer, but for others it could be a nightmare scenario many times worse than the US Election result.
One is full of self interested twits who are disliked by a large percentage of the population and are always hammering on about how great they are. The other is Donald Trump.
LISTENING TO A FOUR HOUR LECTURE FROM ONE NATION’S MALCOLM ROBERTS
In a week where the world shook it’s head as the news of Donald Trump elected as President, it is refreshing to know that he may not be the most controversial politician on earth.
Regular listeners to the 612 ABC Brisbane will know the station does an interview with a variety of politicians from a variety of political parties.
One Nation’s Malcolm Roberts (elected on the back of a strong One nation showing rather than his worth with just 77 personal votes in the Queensland Senate election) is by far the most entertaining and controversial. His demand for Empirical Evidence on many things, and avoidance of the same when presented makes for great radio. For a short burst.
To endure four hours of it though. Certainly something worse than Donald Trump as President. It could be Malcolm Roberts.
DRIVING HOME ON THE WESTERN FREEWAY IN BRISBANE
The Legacy Way has certainly left a legacy in Brisbane, but probably not the one they wanted.
Instead of the Legacy of the new tunnel being the 1 cent (a generous 0.2 % of the current Car Toll cost) it’s legacy is all about how it f***ed a major Brisbane road. And ruined a trip for a large chunk of Brisbane’s south west.
Those joining the Western Freeway after 3pm have had to live with the end result of the changes, but don’t have to like it.
At least with Donald Trump elected as President it could end after four years. Who knows how f***ed the freeway will be when the next President takes over.
BEING FORCED TO DRINK A CARTON OF XXXX BITTER
Nothing could be worse than being a carton of XXXX Bitter and told you 24 hours to finish it with just 5 comfort breaks allowed.
Except if you had to buy the beer yourself.
So it’s either Trump or a Castlemaine Cranberry to choose from.
Trump as President is looking good at this stage. After 24 so will his hair.
A CURRENT AFFAIR
At only 30 minutes you’d think you could handle it. But you only have watch just a few minutes of Channel Nein’s flagship weekday current affair show to wonder which you’d prefer or find a rope.
Or 60 minutes, but that’s twice as bad.
READING ALL 800+ ARTICLES HERE AT THE GURGLER
If you think Donald Trump ranted, and told absolute lies and general bullshit, some would say you are correct.
But all of those things apply to our website also, and what could be worse than Donald Trump elected as President is being forced to read every last article on this website.
At just over 800 “stories” one would only have to read the first three UK Football weekly previews to start looking for alternatives. To life.
