A new football season brings the excitement and anticipation of the unknown of whether your team will surprise, disappoint or be so mediocre you almost forget they are still playing. It also brings new football shirts, and lots of them. So we’re sharing our thoughts on the best and worst of the 2023-24 Premier League Football Kits.
Having done the important things like our season predictions and Week 1 selections, we’ve move on to fashions of the field, and have chosen the 2023-24 Premier League Football Kits whose cut of jib we like, and the ones that look Op Shop ready.
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2023-24 Premier League Football Kits – BEST
NUMBER ONE – MAN CITY
This is a cracking shirt, and judged by us to be the best of the season.
The away shirts are mostly hit and big miss this season, and needless to say this one is a hit.
Man City‘s away is a lot bolder than their home shirt design. But then again, who needs an interesting shirt when you win everything.
Looking forward to seeing the Thor like hulk of Erling Haaland in the shirt scoring many, many goals again.
THE NEXT BEST
Luton Town probably won’t win much this season, but we welcome a new colour Orange into the Premier League for a change, and their kits look neat, with a proper away shirt that mirrors the home shirt, just the way we like. Although, they are not as cool as last season’s sensational effort
Green features in our best of Premier League kits for the season, Liverpool’s throwback is superb, and hopefully leads to many a goal celebration by Mo Salah. The Newcastle effort is a solid for an away shirt, even if it looks like that green mesh material they use in Garden Centres. Their third shirt too. And their home kit is the kind of clean cut Newcastle shirt we’ve loved through the years. Not the one where it looked like a 4 was designed into the shirt.
There’s something right about an away Crystal Palace shirt with a large sash across, and Burnley’s away shirt is way more interesting than we would have thought. Maybe the same will be said about their football this season.
Nottingham Forest’s jersey has no sponsor and it works big time. It looks like the kind of jersey that a 70’s player would actually wear. Which ticks boxes for us.
And Brighton’s away effort looks as good as their football was last season. And we say look the part, be the part.
2023-24 Premier League Football Kits – WORST
NUMBER ONE
Looks like a radioactive zebra, and is truly terrible.
On second thought, it’s still terrible.
THE NEXT WORST
So many shades of grey with aqua, and one was more than enough. Brentford’s shirt above looks like a close up under a microscope. Aston Villa’s looks like a shattered window. And Fulham’s is just plain ugly.
Everton’s effort looks like a car has run over a traffic cone. Bournemouth’s shirt above looks like someone taking the fingerprints for the previously mentioned crime.
Chelsea’s shirt looks like a rip off you’ll see at a market somewhere. Perhaps they have no money left over from buying a tonne of players to make a good one.
Nottingham Forest’s blue and white numbers looks like a fat man has warped a too-small Argentina shirt by wearing it three sizes too small.
Crystal Palace’s jersey is a bit harsh to be in the worst lot, but it is bland at best, and a disappointing follow up to last season’s best shirt.
And we almost forgot Man Utd’s away shirt. Looks like a poor man’s Barber Shop quartet shirt.
