The EPL football is coming thick and fast with our EPL Matchday 32 Predictions being offered, a third lot in a week. We might have a moan about tipping congestion. But we won’t. Too much is never enough for us.
With time running out to provide our tips before the first game actually kicks off, we’d better get straight into it.
Each week we put our tips up against an opponent, just like Lawro’s tips on the BBC Football website. But instead of having famous comedian and musicians we’ve never heard of, we put our tips up against a different type of opponent.
We determine tips based on some ridiculous premise or statistics, and we then see if arse truly beat class.
Given we are getting into the sharp end of the season, and titles are due to be decided, this week we are taking on tips decided on how many Football League/EPL/Old First Division titles teams have won.
That’s right, contrary to common belief, football existed before the EPL started in 1992, and still exists below it. Adding in the lower league titles makes this a little more interesting, rather than all the big EPL sides automatically getting the tip.
The Gurgler’s EPL Matchday 32 Midweek Tips
SPURS to beat Watford
SOUTHAMPTON to beat WBA
SWANSEA to beat West Ham
MANCHESTER CITY to beat Hull
BURNLEY to beat Middlesbrough
DRAW – Stoke v Liverpool
CHELSEA to beat Bournemouth
MANCHESTER UTD to beat Sunderland
LEICESTER to beat Everton
ARSENAL to beat Crystal Palace
EPL Matchday 32 Midweek Tips from Most Titles Won
Titles won in brackets – includes all four divisions and pre EPL.
SPURS (4) to beat Watford (3)
WBA (4) to beat Southampton (2)
SWANSEA (3) to beat West Ham (2)
MANCHESTER CITY (11) to beat Hull City (3)
BURNLEY (7) to beat Middlesbrough (4)
LIVERPOOL (22) to beat Stoke (4)
CHELSEA (7) to beat Bournemouth (2)
MANCHESTER UNITED (22) to beat Sunderland (12)
EVERTON (10) to beat Leicester (9)
ARSENAL (13) to beat Crystal Palace (3)
PREVIOUS RESULTS
Currently we are better than our opponents, only just. We got to the magical 50% correct mark last weekend, great for us.
THE GURGLER RESULTS
Total – 138 / 280 (only started Match Day 6 – includes FA Cup Rd 3)
Average – 4.9 / 10
Best: 8/10 (1) – Worst 2/10 (1) – Last Time – 6/10
OPPONENT’S RESULTS
Total – 116 / 280
Average – 4.1 / 10
3 Year Old – 6/10
7 Month Old – 3/10
Pack of Cards – 3/10
The Dog – 2/10
Cars that drove past – 5/10
Frankington Stanley 2/10
Scrabble – 5/10
Alphabetical Order – 4/10
Colour of Kits – 5/10
Person in City/Town per Points – 7/10
Team Nicknames – 4/10
British Train Stations – 6/10
Team Abbreviations – Results Pending – 3 / 10
Famous Faces – 6/10
Last 6 Form (for FA Cup) – 16/32
The Sack Race – 5 / 10
Hours of UK Sunshine – 4/10
FA Cup Form – 3/10
Vowels – 0/10
Excel – 6 / 10
Crime – 1 / 8
Yellow Cards – 6 / 10
Postcodes – 3 / 10
House Values– 3/10
Midweek Form – 3/10
