Midweek Football not enough? You need EPL Matchday 9, and here it is. And our regular EPL tipping competition against a variety of different and unexpected tipsters is also ready to go.
How are we going you ask? Well we’ve been able to defeat a 7 month old. And a Pack of cards. So take that.
After taking on two young children and a Pack of Cards, what or who else could we be up against this weekend for EPL Matchday 9?
Since you’re asking, we are up against the family pet. Tess the Dog.
Similar to the great animal tipsters of yesteryear, like Paul the Octopus from the 2010 World Cup, Tess the Dog is keen to show her skills for EPL Matchday 9.
How did she do it? Well we placed a treat in a space marked Home, Draw and Away for each game. The first one the Dog chose to devour equals the selection for that game.
What did she tip? Find out later. Now for a quick guide on what’s cominh up in EPL Matchday 9.
THIS WEEK’S HIGHLIGHTS
BOURNEMOUTH v SPURS – Early game on Saturday night, and interesting to see if Bournemouth can back up the 6 goal effort from last weekend against one of the front runners.
CHELSEA v MANCHESTER UNITED – All about Mourinho, as if any game isn’t. But this one is more so.
SBS TV GAME
9:30pm COW TIME – BOURNEMOUTH v SPURS
EPL MATCHDAY 9 PREDICTIONS
THE GURGLER
BOURNEMOUTH to beat Spurs
ARSENAL to beat Middlesbrough
DRAW – Burnley v Everton
STOKE to beat Hull
DRAW – Leicester v Crystal Palace
DRAW – Swansea v Watford
WEST HAM to bear Sunderland
LIVERPOOL to beat WBA
MANCHESTER CITY to beat Southampton
DRAW – Chelsea v Manchester Utd
TESS THE DOG
SPURS to beat Bournemouth
DRAW – Arsenal v Middlesbrough
EVERTON to beat Burnley
HULL to beat Stoke
DRAW – Leicester v Crystal Palace
SWANSEA to beat Watford
WEST HAM to bear Sunderland
DRAW – Liverpool v WBA
SOUTHAMPTON to beat Manchester City
DRAW – Chelsea v Manchester Utd
If the Dog digs up all the winners it will pay $72K. Stinking betting companies won’t allow a bet of those odds. Cheapskates.
PREVIOUS RESULTS
The Gurgler (Average) – 5 / 10 (3 Matchdays)
Best: 6/10 – Worst 4/10
3 Year Old – 6/10
7 Month Old – 3/10
Pack of Cards – 3/10
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