By Perry Thrust
It’s finally happened – today Voyager 1 has left the solar system. Never before has humanity reached
beyond the edges of the Milky Way, heading off into the unfathomable depths of space.
Closer to our home planet, I’ve encountered another giant leap for mankind – a kebab shop that
delivers. Even better, they deliver until MIDNIGHT.
It’s an idea that has been thought to be beyond the realms of possibility. And sadly, it probably is.
I won’t bother naming it, but this daring adventure is likely to be curtailed once the harsh reality is
realised: If anyone is ordering a kebab to their home at any time after 9pm, they are 100% likely to
be in a deep drunken slumber long before it arrives.
Still, I have to admire these brave Turks. Progress is rarely made without sacrifice, and it is by
their inevitable failure that we will explore the myriad of possibilities that lay before us in the vast
unknown of food conveyance.
