A new Premier League season is here, and there’s predictions and previews flying all around the footballing world, but none will be like the offering here. We harness the power and intelligence of AI, and combine that with the star power of famous Australian golfer and successful businessman Greg Norman to come up with the unique AI Greg Norman’s Premier League Season Prediction (2026-27).
We ask our favourite AI machine to determine what the real Greg Norman might think about all 20 teams’ chance for the 2026-27 Premier League season.
But being technology things do go wrong, and with often hilarious results. So embrace the future of tomorrow, today, with the AI Greg Norman’s Premier League Season Prediction summary.
2026-27 Premier League Season Prediction – Team by Team
Here we go, in order of where AI Greg Norman thinks the teams will finish the season, with a widely ranging picture of relevance for each team.
ARSENAL
‘AI Greg says Arsenal are the big guns this season.
MAN UTD
Given the club have already sold themselves to the devils, he thinks they’re on the up.
CHELSEA
AI Greg says another year of burning cash, but no Europe makes life easier.
MAN CITY
We think AI Greg got the citizen part of the nickname wrong. But anyway, third is enough for the first non-Pep season in a while.
LIVERPOOL
AI Greg will never walk alone when tipping Liverpool for top four.
BRIGHTON
AI Greg sees Brighton on a Birdman Rally kind of progress this season.
ASTON VILLA
AI Greg says getting into the villain leads him to think that Aston Villa will be good enough for European football again. Villa have ninja skills in selling their best players and still looking sharp.
BRENTFORD
It’s always hard to predict where Brentford will end up, so here’s a picture of AI Greg fighting some bees.
TOTTENHAM HOTSPURS
AI Greg got the wrong type of Spurs again. Looks like a potential bottling in the background. Again.
LEEDS UTD
AI Greg hones in on his Fight Club experiences and Leeds Utd fans are just the right combination.
EVERTON
AI Greg sees a sticky situation again this season for the Toffees.
IPSWICH
One of two promoted teams to stay up, Ipswich using tractor power this time.
COVENTRY
Coventry flew last season, and hopefully will do it again. Maybe not quite as high but safe.
SUNDERLAND
I think AI Greg confused Mackems with Mac N Cheese.
BOURNEMOUTH
Sweet, sweet cherries. As good as Bournemouth’s new managers always seem to work out, AI Greg does wonder how long the club can keep selling their best player.
NEWCASTLE
AI Greg says this is as high as Newcastle are going to get.
NOTTINGHAM FOREST
AI Greg says as least three managers this season will be needed for Nottingham Forest for them just to avoid the drop.
CRYSTAL PALACE
Just below their newest AI Greg says their fans can no longer throw rocks inside glass houses.
FULHAM
AI Greg says this might be the season when the Cottagers become homeless from the Premier League.
HULL
It’s so easy to pick the last promoted side from the Championship to come last. So AI Greg did.
