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The Wash Up – Five Points of Interest from the Sporting Weekend

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A big weekend of Footy Finals and, well, Footy Finals has been completed, and what better time to reintroduce our Wash Up of the Sporting Weekend.

Like most things we do here at The Gurgler, a weekly sporting round-up seemed like a good idea back a few years ago, but we ran out of interest as the points of interest dried up. 

Not that we will run out of interest with what was on offer this weekend. Plenty to like and plenty to talk about.

Happily for everyone involved we will limit it to five of the best.

 

RABBITOHS FOR THE FLAG

Despite losing by one point to Melbourne Storm on Friday night and heading into knockout against the Dragons/Broncos (depending on the NRL) we are still 100% behind the Rabbitohs for 2018 Premiers.

They didn’t play overly well really, and still got close, which was encouraging despite the loss.

Sam Burgess dropped the ball at crucial times, there was a Burgess sin binning and they were slightly less effective than usual, they had to deal with the usual wrestling rubbish from the Storm including getting Inglis early, the Reynolds predictable bomb on the last seemed to be the only fifth tackle option for most of the game, they never win in Melbourne, but still they got within one point. And could have won.

Souths were untouchable for small bursts during the regular season, and we didn’t really see one of those on Friday night, but we will. And when/if they do they will blow teams away.

And if they win their knockout games and make the Grand Final against potentially the Melbourne Storm, it will not be in Melbourne but ANZ Stadium. A ground where the Storm lost their only game.

 

DEES FOR THE FLAG

The last two years have seen drought breaking, feel good stories for the AFL Premiership flag.

So based on that, and a dangerously low amount of AFL knowledge from the season, we said the Melbourne Demons would win the flag this season.

After their good win against Geelong on Friday night our thoughts remains unchanged.

Sure Hawthorn will prove a tougher test, but so will the Demons as they charge to the big Grand Final day.

Yes it seems unlikely that anyone will beat Richmond, but we still say Dees.

It has nothing to do with the 50-1 Souths-Melbourne multi we placed before the finals series started.

 

GREAT GRUMPY MANAGERS/HEAD COACHES ARE GREAT UNTIL THEY LOSE

Few can deny that Wayne Bennett is one rugby league’s best coaches, and the same amount can also confirm that he comes across as quite grumpy.

We’re aware that if you know him he’s probably great, like the day we chatted about Willie Minoga at Davies Park, but the way he has come across in the last six months has been hard to watch, and probably harder for the club and journalists. But it does create news, so the latter are happy.

Much like with Jose Mourinho.

These winning managers are good whilst the wins continues, but once the winning stops, the scrutiny increases. As does the grumpiness.

Wayne Bennett seems to have beefs with lots of people and a lot things right now. Media, CEO’s, Board, Use of Social Media.

Much like Mourinho.

Unlike Jose though, Wayne Bennett treats his players a lot better, and seems to fall out very rarely with players, unlike the media and potential successors. And it seems to be the players are key to saving his job now.

As it stands it looks like he may well get the boot before his contract ends in 2019.

But as ever the cheaper option is get rid of the coach when on the end of disappointing losses. And you could see the Broncos board spicing up the off-season by moving Wayne Bennett on before they kick off in 2019.

Whether they’ll win without him remains to be seen. But it may be a slightly happier place for some.

 

NRLW IS A GOOD WATCH

We tuned into both of the NRLW games over the weekend, and enjoyed them quite a bit. 

As per usual the NRL are following the AFL on another initiative, but after watching the games we would argue that the NRLW is a better view than the AFLW. So perhaps worth the wait.

Some of the hits made you wince at home for the players involved, and the level of skill on display was great.

A good start that it is run through the finals series with 4 teams, and hopefully expanded next year to start during Origin period where the competition could use a little boost of NRLW and a Pacific Nations Round Robin.

We’ll be tuning in again this weekend. Not just because it is a trendy thing to do, or feel you have to, just because it’s more rugby league and fun to watch. Just a pity there was no Rabbitohs side to support. Maybe next year.

 

NATIONS LEAGUE FOOTBALL MAKES THE INTERNATIONAL BREAK ALMOST BEARABLE

International breaks in Football are usually a pain in the arse. Stopping our favourite competitions for two weeks to plays either meaningless friendlies or lop sided qualifying games of a drawn out qualifying process.

The Nations League is a more organised set of glorified friendlies, but they actually contribute towards the next Euro tournament.

More importantly, it has the UEFA nations grouped in a Pool of three according to their strength. Pool A being the best, down to the Gibraltars in Pool D. What that means is more evenly friendlies between big teams, and allowing the minnows to play teams that won’t put double figures goals on them.

So for all of the France v Germany and England v Spain games, there are Andorra v Kazakhstan and San Marino v Luxembourg.

Even though we’d love the International break to bugger off, it’s here to stay, so at least it’s been made interesting.

 

FINALLY…..

Be warned about following our NRL Tips, a solid 3/4 in the AFL was not matched in the NRL with a dreadful 0/4.

BEST OF THE WEEK

Either Richmond or the Dragons super wins, book-ending the first weekend of finals.

WORST OF THE WEEK

Broncos. If you can get up for a final at home, in front of 47,000, in a last home game for a great servant, against a side struggling, then there’s something wrong.

JERK OF THE WEEKEND

Romano Fenati – the Moto 2 rider who grabbed his opponent’s brakes 200+ kph mid tussle. He’s been banned for 2 races and sacked by his team, so others agree.

ASK MC SPORTS | Mad Monday, John Millman, and Burning Jerseys

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Our former regular question and answer service returns with MC Sports answering your burning sporting questions, this week about the Bulldogs Mad Monday effort, John Millman and burning jerseys.

Each week we open our mailbag to our readers who message us or get us on social media wanting our opinion on the hot topics of sport.

You can also contact us at contact@thegurgler.com if you have an equally pressing sporting concern.

MC Sports has three of the best to get through this weekend, starting off with Mad Monday.

But get in touch with us soon via email, or our Facebook / Twitter if you more grat sporting questions you want MC Sport’s opinion on.

 

Should Mad Monday be Banned?

Concerned, Harbour View Hotel Patron

By now most of Australia has caught up with the Bulldogs effort on Mad Monday, and no doubt the tsk-tsking started quickly thereafter. 

Sure, none of it was a good look, unless you do enjoy the bare bum of a NRL star, or 4KQ on the dial, but there wasn’t too many stories form the seven other clubs who we can also imagine were on their annual play up day. Perhaps they played golf instead.

Typical of rugby league to continually go out of its way to show itself in a bad light.

Then for the NRL to fine them $250,000, seems the NRL is very good at handing down punishments when it is easy to punish and with the mainstream media running full pace with the evils of rugby league.

It was even reported that the incident embarassed Peter Beattie. A job he did magnificently himself with a short term Sharks memory loss, and failure to distinguish between one of the world’s biggest sporting clubs and Newcastle.

So you can imagine we are not on the side of banning Mad Monday, however we do have an alternative where everyone wins. 

Instead of rugby league players harassing general members of the public on the busy Monday drinking day at local pubs, perhaps the Leagues Club or local pubs could hire out one of their rooms for the privacy of the players, keeping them out of the eye of the press.

But the room would not be just full of footballers, the room would be open to fans and well wishers not part of the press for $200 a head to join in on the fun. The $200 per head fan price will go towards subsidising the players drinks and taxi home. $50 off for nuding up. People paying the privilege would be like minded people, just wanting to have a good time, with the players they love.

Why not turn the annual piss up into an entertainment extravaganza. 

The players could put on nude sing-alongs, a little puppetry of the penis work, or re-enact the 10 biggest plays from the season for a show that everyone will remember.

Despite all the nude talk, it is healthier to start off the day with a dress up theme, prizes could go to player and guest.

Mobiles would need to be checked in at the door to ensure maximum privacy, but we can think of no better way to allow the players to let down their hair, connect with fans, support local business, and piss the mainstream press off all at the same time.

It would be glorious.

 

Is John Millman the Saviour of Tennis in Australia?

Concerned, aka B.Tomic, Gold Coast.

Not yet, but after his great upset win over the Fed Express, he is the first person to warm the hearts of Australian Tennis fans in a long time.

His win was a breath of fresh air away from the kindergarten antics of the Tennis Jerks.

By all accounts he is very popular on tour, a far cry from the two male equivalents, and we hope another giant killing is around the corner in one of next year’s Grand Slams.

Calling it the greatest upset in the history of Australian sport by a few people in newspapers and radio, was a little extreme, Millman is ranked 55th and Roger Federer is closer to the end of his career than beginning.

Fantastic yes, and we certainly applaud, but greatest ever upset, not quite. It’s not the player’s fault mind you, more the press and their search to make everything the best everything in history, like calling former NSW Cricketer Gavin Robertson a test great.

But for now soak up all of the deserve hype on John Millman. And enjoy a feel good tennis story. He may not be the saviour of Australian Tennis right now, but it may inspire others to attempt to win, and be a nice, down to earth guy.

That’d be nice.

 

Do you agree with Dragons fans burning their jerseys?

Disgruntled Fan, Woy Woy.

Every fan has a right to be pissed when their team is not going very well, and with social media you don’t have to wait long to voice your opinion to thousands and/or millions.

And after the Dragons shameful loss a few weeks ago, fans certainly had a right to be angry about how badly their team had slipped.

However the video of a fan burning his journey seems to be going a step too far.

Seriously, it’s a game, and your team were still in the finals.

Grow up.

For example, try and support a team like Rochdale in the third division of English football. From the mid 70’s they then spent 30 odd years in the fourth division, and have gone between the third and fourth tier since. 

Imagine that the only success your team will probably get is a promotion to the third division, or a decent upset in the FA Cup or League Cup once in a decade.

There’s plenty more teams in lower leagues and top flight leagues across the world with similar stories.

One of the only great things about the NRL is the ability of any team to make the finals, so a failure this season doesn’t exclude success for the next season.

If the Dragons lose this weekend, which looks highly likely at Suncorp Stadium under any referee with the surname of Sutton, then fans have the right to be very annoyed, but there’s always next year, and plenty of matches.

Your Ultimate Sloth Australian TV Sports Guide – September 6

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The weekend is almost here, and so is our new Ultimate Sloth Australian TV Sports Guide, to ensure that you can soak up as much sport as possible, where too much is barely enough as Roy and HG would say. 

With so much sport, and so many other jobs and people needing your attention on the weekend it is important to balance that out, to give you as much sloth time as possible.

Which is why we offer up the Ultimate Sloth Australian TV Sports Guide, a suggestion of the best of the Australian TV Sport this weekend.

You will of course need a subscription sports package, but any mad Australian sports fan couldn’t survive on a diet of Gus Gould, Stats McAvaney and the poor excuse Channel Ten have for their F1 coverage these days.

 

Ultimate Sloth Australian TV Sports Guide Highlights

Here’s a quick overview of what’s ahead, with the full Ultimate Sloth Australian TV Sports Guide with times and channels following.

RUGBY LEAGUE

The NRL is kicking off its final this weekend, so four quality games await. You can watch them all on Channel Nein Live and Free. The rest of us will be watching in the splndour of Fox Sports.

Here is some NRL Finals we highly recommend.

Nein Ways to Pick An NRL Finals Winner
Quiz for Neutrals to Select Your Finals Team – NRL

Outside of the NRL there’s the second week of the Intrust Super competitions, the first game of the Women’s NRL, and plenty of UK based Super League.

AFL

The AFL also kicks off their finals series this weekend, and for people like us, it is a chance to reconnect with the sport at the rigt=ht time of the year. Coverage on Seven and Fox, just depends how much Bruce you want. Channel selection not critical like NRL.

As above, here is some AFL Final gear.

Nein Ways to Pick An ARL Finals Winner
Quiz for Neutrals to Select Your Finals Team – AFL

MOTOR RACING

Moto GP is the ticket this weekend, with no Formula 1 and friends, Moto GP is worth a look anyway, with the racing always far superior to F1.

FOOTBALL

Bugger all club football this week, unless you like a little third and fourth division action from England or a little Africa Cup of Nations Qualifying. And we know you do. When else will you get the chance.

 

Ultimate Sloth Australian TV Sports Guide – September 6 – September 9

Here is the best of what’s on offer according to us. OF course there’s more, but you only have two eyes and 24 hours in a day. Unless you have more of either, in which case we salute you.

Day Time Sport Channel TV Description
Thursday 19:20 AFL FoxFooty 504 Richmond v Hawthorn
Friday 19:30 AFL FoxFooty 504 Melbourne v Geelong
Friday 19:50 NRL FoxLeague 502 Storm v Rabbitohs
Saturday 13:00 ISC Ch9 Qld   Easts v Ipswich
Saturday 14:25 WNRL FoxLeague 502 Roosters v Warriors
Saturday 16:20 AFL FoxFooty 504 Sydney v GWS
Saturday 17:40 NRL FoxLeague 502 Panthers v Warriors
Saturday 19:50 NRL FoxLeague 502 Roosters v Sharks
Saturday 20:10 AFL FoxFooty 504 West Coast v Collingwood
Saturday 23:55 Football BeIn Sports 2 514 L1 – Blackpool v Bradford
Saturday 23:55 Football BeIn Sports 3 515 AFCON – Kenya v Ghana
Sunday 0:00 SUPER LEAGUE FoxLeague 502 UK League Double Header
Sunday 16:00 NRL FoxLeague 502 Broncos v Dragons
Sunday 19:30 ISP FoxLeague 502 Canterbury v Wyong
Sunday 20:55 Football BeIn Sports 2 514 L1 – Oxford v Coventry
Sunday 21:30 MOTO GP FoxSports6 506 San Marino GP

 

 

Ultimate Sloth Australian TV Sports
DRINK OF THE WEEK

It’s hard to imagine a weekend of sport on the lounge without a refreshing beverage, and each week we’ll recommend one for you as an accompaniment to all that sport.

THIS MONTH – SP LAGER

Nothing says refreshment like PNG’s finest beer, and since they bombed out of the finals contnetion on the last day of the Intrust Super Cup season, this will be PNG’s only contribution in September.

Available at Dan Murphy’s.

 

Ultimate Sloth Australian TV Sports
SNACK OF THE WEEK

It’s equally hard to imagine a weekend of sport on the lounge with a refreshing beverage without something to snack on. So as above we’ll offer up our Snack of the Week for late night heartburn.

CHEEZELS

No explanation required. Just a trusty pair of pants to brush the Cheezel dust on.

 

Ultimate Sloth Australian TV Sports
OBSCURE SPORTING SHIRT OF THE WEEK

To get into the mood for a good weekend of slothing and sport, it’s always good to wear a sporting shirt of some sort to attempt to justify to yourself and others about all the slothing ahead. And of course, the more obscure the shirt, the more respect you’ll get. 

THIS WEEK – 2016-17 BRENTFORD HOME SHIRT

Second tier Brentford from West London could be a team that sneaks into the EPL this season from the Championship, so why not get on board before they get famous. Home shirt for 15GBP is a bargain.

You can actually buy it, and it’s cheap via the Classic Football Shirts Website.

Celebrate National Footy Finals Month

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It’s September, and that means it’s time for Footy Finals for both of the major winter codes.

Both the AFL and NRL kick off their finals series this weekend, and that means a solid gold 4 weeks of the best football in your favourite code over the next month.

So why wouldn’t we dedicate an entire theme month to it all.

The NRL looks open to just about anyone, pubs around Australia bracing themselves every Monday for a fresh influx of celebrations for the teams who miss out. Basically anyone in the top eight, except for the Dragons, can win this competition. We are loving that the top eight features the dangerous floater of the New Zealand Warriors. Much like the box of chocolate in Forrest Gump. 

AFL looks a little more predictable, with Richmond looking the goods. But what price a third drought busting victory in a row in Grand Finals if the Melbourne Demons get up. A feel good AFL story awaits.

It’s time to plan the calendar, stock the fridge full of SP Lager (the official Gurgler Beer of the NRL and AFL Footy Finals), stack the pantry full of Cheds and Beef Jerky (the official Gurgler snack of the NRL and AFL Footy Finals), and get ready to sloth your way through September.

For the lucky AFL their season culminates on that special Saturday afternoon at the MCG. Sadly for NRL fans, our final is on a Sunday night, and we are forced to endure Channel Nein for one more time.

Then there’s the AFL and NRL Grand Final Entertainment. Gonna be so great grape we can’t be bothered even doing a google search to find out who it is. But we’ll know it’ll be so good.

For those who sadly aren’t following their team in the upcoming Footy Finals, we have developed a Quiz to help you decide as a neutral who to support this finals series for both codes. Follow the links and try them out.

Who Should a Neutral Support for the 2018 NRL Finals Series?

Who Should a Neutral Support for the 2018 AFL Finals Series?

If you like a bet or a tipping competition, we also have for you our Footy Finals Tipping Selections – 9 different ways you can use to find the ultimate winner. 

Nein Ways to Make 2018 NRL Finals Predictions

Nine Ways to Make 2018 AFL Finals Predictions

I that’s not enough to get you started for National Footy Finals month, then you can always find a betting outlet and buy an interest.

Whatever you choose, enjoy National Footy Finals month.

 

GURGLER’S OFFICIAL BEER OF THE FOOTY FINALS

It’s hard to imagine a month of Footy Finals on the lounge without a refreshing beverage, and here is our official beverage for the month.

SP LAGER

Nothing says refreshment like PNG’s finest beer, and since they bombed out of the finals contention on the last day of the Intrust Super Cup season, this will be PNG’s only contribution in September.

Available at Dan Murphy’s.

 

GURGLER’S OFFICIAL SNACK OF THE FOOTY FINALS

It’s equally hard to imagine a weekend of sport on the lounge with a refreshing beverage without something to snack on. So as above we’ll offer up our Snack of the Week for late night heartburn.

CHEDS

Spoil yo’self.

Buy from Coles.

 

GURGLER’S OFFICIAL ITEM OF SLOTH FOR THE FOOTY FINALS

You’ve got the snacks, the Beer, the TV, now you just need somewhere to sloth. Why not spoil yourself with something new to sloth on.

Extra Large Grey Bean Bag Chair

Nothing says I’m ready for sloth like a Bean Bag Lounge. Extra large for comfort.

Available from KMart

Nein Ways to Make 2018 NRL Finals Predictions

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2018 NRL Finals Predictions

Finals time is here and that means every man and their dog will have their 2018 NRL Finals Predictions, and so why wouldn’t we. offer up ours. Including tips from our dog.

But as ever, like our “popular” EPL previews, we won’t just offer up our 2018 NRL Finals Predictions, but we will also offer up some alternatives. These could be based on in-season statistics, or something a little bit absurd. Just the way we like it. And few others.

So read on for the Nein Different Ways to make your 2018 NRL Finals Predictions, see if we or you can beat them.

 

2018 NRL Finals Predictions – Our Tips

This one is simple – these are our tips. Beware, we finished around the bottom of many tipping comps this years. Perhaps a late peak?

WK1 – ROOSTERS (Sharks), WARRIORS (Penrith), BRONCOS (Dragons), RABBITOHS (Storm)
WK2 – SHARKS (Warriors), BRONCOS (Storm)
WK3 – RABBITOHS (Sharks), BRONCOS (Roosters)
GRAND FINAL – RABBITOHS (Broncos)

 

2018 NRL Finals Predictions – The Dog

Since it is every person and their dog, here are our muttley selections. Tips based on the favoured snack we were offering. Much like the various Football World Cup animals tipsters, except like one unlucky Octopus after this World Cup, our dog won’t be eaten a week later.

WK1 – ROOSTERS (Sharks), WARRIORS (Penrith), BRONCOS (Dragons), RABBITOHS (Storm)
WK2 – WARRIORS (Sharks), BRONCOS (Storm)
WK3 – ROOSTERS (Broncos), RABBITOHS (Warriors)
GRAND FINAL – RABBITOHS (Roosters)

 

2018 NRL Finals Predictions – Head to Head

Time to get into some statistic based tipping, so we start off with the various head to heads for the season. Best record gets the tip all the way through to the Grand Final.

WK1 – ROOSTERS (Sharks), PENRITH (Warriors), DRAGONS (Broncos), RABBITOHS (Storm)
WK2 – SHARKS (Penrith), STORM (Dragons)
WK3 – STORM (Roosters), RABBITOHS (Sharks)
GRAND FINAL – RABBITOHS (Storm)

 

2018 NRL Finals Predictions – Defence

They say that defence wins titles, so here are next 2018 NRL Finals Predictions based on which team had the better defensive record.

WK1 – ROOSTERS (Sharks), WARRIORS (Penrith), DRAGONS (Broncos), STORM (Rabbitohs)
WK2 – SHARKS (Warriors), RABBITOHS (Dragons)
WK3 – STORM (Sharks), ROOSTERS (Rabbitohs)
GRAND FINAL – ROOSTERS (Storm)

 

2018 NRL Finals Predictions – Attack

Good enough for defence, good enough to make Final Series predictions on attacking stats, namely points scored in the regular season.

WK1 – ROOSTERS (Sharks), PENRITH (Warriors), BRONCOS (Dragons), RABBITOHS (Storm)
WK2 – SHARKS (Penrith), BRONCOS (Storm)
WK3 – BRONCOS (Roosters), RABBITOHS (Sharks)
GRAND FINAL – RABBITOHS (Broncos)

 

2018 NRL Finals Predictions – Last 6 Form

Sometimes the team that has been best all season isn’t necessarily the team that wins the Grand Final, momentum can be a big thing heading into the Finals Series. So the next 2018 NRL Finals Series Predictions are made based on best points haul and for and against from the last 6 games.

WK1 – SHARKS (Roosters), WARRIORS (Penrith), BRONCOS (Dragons), STORM (Rabbitohs)
WK2 – ROOSTERS (Warriors), BRONCOS (Rabbitohs)
WK3 – BRONCOS (Sharks), ROOSTERS (Storm)
GRAND FINAL – BRONCOS (Roosters)

 

2018 NRL Finals Predictions – ANZ Stadium

The Grand Final day is played is at the Olympic Stadium, so we thought we should check if one team has an advantage or not. And base some tips from that of course.

Slightly interesting is that Souths were highest of the teams who play out of the Olympic Stadium, in third overall behind the Roosters and Newcastle,.

Just as interesting is that Melbourne (along with Gold Coast and Manly) didn’t register a point in 2018.

WK1 – ROOSTERS (Sharks), WARRIORS (Penrith), BRONCOS (Dragons), RABBITOHS (Storm)
WK2 – SHARKS (Warriors), BRONCOS (Storm)
WK3 – RABBITOHS (Sharks), ROOSTERS (Broncos)
GRAND FINAL – ROOSTERS (Rabbitohs)

 

2018 NRL Finals Predictions – Channel Nein

Sadly, the NRL Grand Final is one of the four times this season where we will have to put up with the Channel Nein commentary, given their exclusive rights for the big game.

So we got to wondering how teams do for the various Channel Nein broadcast games. And we’ve used their records to determine an overall champion. Based on average points from the games.

Seven of the eight finalists make the top 8 of Channel Nein winners. No surprise that the Warriors didn’t, having been flogged by Penrith in their early game. Channel Nein commentary team have been brushing up on the NZ Warriors heading into the NRL Finals Series.

WK1 – ROOSTERS (Sharks), PENRITH (Warriors), BRONCOS (Dragons), STORM (Rabbitohs)
WK2 – PENRITH (Sharks), BRONCOS (Rabbitohs)
WK3 – BRONCOS (Roosters), STORM (Penrith)
GRAND FINAL – STORM (Broncos)

 

2018 NRL Finals Predictions – Most Interesting Famous Fan

About time we have one ridiculous tipping method for our 2018 NRL Finals Predictions.

This time we find the most interesting famous fans of each club, and then put them head to head to see which one is the most interesting.

Here is the list of who we thought were the most interesting. Followed by the tips.

Roosters – Scott Cam
Storm – Molly Meldrum
Rabbitohs – Russell Crowe
Sharks – New PM Scott Morrison
Penrith – Mick Fanning
Broncos – The Bush Tucker Man
Dragons – John Howard.
Warriors –  Too hard.

WK1 – SHARKS (Roosters), Penrith (Warriors), BRONCOS (Dragons), RABBITOHS (Storm)
WK2 – PENRITH (Roosters), STORM (Broncos)
WK3 – STORM (Sharks), RABBITOHS (Penrith)
GRAND FINAL – RABBITOHS (Storm)

 

Nine Ways to Make 2018 AFL Finals Predictions

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Finals time is here and that means every man and their dog will have their 2018 AFL Finals Predictions, and so why wouldn’t we. offer up ours. Including tips from our dog no less. We’ve done it for the NRL Final Series, so why wouldn’t we extend our “expertise” to the AFL.

But as ever, like our “popular” EPL previews, we won’t just offer up our 2018 AFL Finals Predictions, but we will also offer up some alternatives. These could be based on in-season statistics, or something a little bit absurd. Just the way we like it. And few others.

So read on for the Nine Different Ways to make your 2018 AFL Finals Predictions, see if we or you can beat them.

 

2018 AFL Finals Predictions – Our Tips

This one is simple – these are our tips. Despite not following the AFL as close as we like, we are reasonably competitive in AFL Tipping.

WK1 – RICHMOND (Hawthorn), MELBOURNE (Geelong), SYDNEY (GWS), WEST COAST (Collingwood)
WK2 – MELBOURNE (Hawthorn), COLLINGWOOD (Sydney)
WK3 – RICHMOND (Collingwood), MELBOURNE (West Coast)
GRAND FINAL – MELBOURNE (Richmond)

 

2018 AFL Finals Predictions – The Dog

Since it is every person and their dog, here are our muttley selections. Tips based on the favoured snack we were offering to our dog. Much like the various Football World Cup animals tipsters, except like one unlucky Octopus after this World Cup, our dog won’t be eaten a week later.

WK1 – HAWTHORN (Richmond), MELBOURNE (Geelong), GWS (Sydney), WEST COAST (Collingwood)
WK2 – MELBOURNE (Richmond), GWS (Collingwood)
WK3 – GWS (Hawthorn), MELBOURNE (West Coast)
GRAND FINAL – GWS (Melbourne)

 

2018 AFL Finals Predictions – Our AFL Expert

With no offence to ourselves or the Dog, it is about time we got some decent 2018 AFL Finals Series Predictions tipping on board.

Our resident AFL man Julio Autentico has his say on who will win all the way to Grand Final day and beyond.

He supports Fremantle, and assures us of zero bias in his tips.

WK1 – RICHMOND (Hawthorn), GEELONG (Melbourne), GWS (Sydney), WEST COAST (Collingwood)
WK2 – HAWTHORN (Geelong) , COLLINGWOOD (GWS)
WK3 – RICHMOND (Collingwood), WEST COAST (Hawthorn)
GRAND FINAL – RICHMOND (West Coast)

 

2018 AFL Finals Predictions – Head to Head

Time to get into some statistic based tipping, so we start off with the various head to heads for the season. Best record gets the tip all the way through to the Grand Final.

WK1 – RICHMOND (Hawthorn), GEELONG (Melbourne), SYDNEY (GWS), WEST COAST (Collingwood)
WK2 – HAWTHORN (Geelong), SYDNEY (Collingwood)
WK3 – RICHMOND (Sydney), WEST COAST (Hawthorn)
GRAND FINAL – WEST COAST (Richmond)

 

2018 AFL Finals Predictions – Premiership Quarter

They say that the 3rd Quarter is the Premiership Quarter. So let’s do some tips on which team has the best 3rd Quarter record.

WK1 – HAWTHORN (Richmond), MELBOURNE (Geelong), SYDNEY (GWS), COLLINGWOOD (West Coast)
WK2 – MELBOURNE (Richmond), WEST COAST (Sydney)
WK3 – MELBOURNE (Collingwood), WEST COAST (Hawthorn)
GRAND FINAL – MELBOURNE (West Coast)

 

2018 AFL Finals Predictions – Last 6 Form

Sometimes the team that has been best all season isn’t necessarily the team that wins the Grand Final, momentum can be a big thing heading into the Finals Series. So the next 2018 AFL Finals Series Predictions are made based on best points haul and for and against from the last 6 games.

WK1 – RICHMOND (Hawthorn), GEELONG (Melbourne), GWS (Sydney), COLLINGWOOD (West Coast)
WK2 – HAWTHORN (Geelong), GWS (Collingwood)
WK3 – RICHMOND (GWS), HAWTHORN (Collingwood)
GRAND FINAL – RICHMOND (Hawthorn)

 

2018 AFL Finals Predictions – MCG

The Grand Final day is played is at the MCG, so we thought we should check if one team has an advantage or not. And base some tips from that of course.

Of course some teams play a lot more there than others, so we are using the average competition points earned across the season.

Six teams didn’t register a point on the MCG this year, but two of the top three best at the MCG this season are from out of town., and have perfect records.

So who is the boss of the MCG and gets the 2018 AFL Finals Predictions tick of approval? Find out below.

WK1 – RICHMOND (Hawthorn), MELBOURNE (Geelong), SYDNEY (GWS), WEST COAST (Collingwood)
WK2 – MELBOURNE (Hawthorn), SYDNEY (Collingwood)
WK3 – RICHMOND (Sydney), WEST COAST (Melbourne)
GRAND FINAL – RICHMOND (West Coast)

 

2018 AFL Finals Predictions – Daytime Doyens

The AFL are great, unlike the NRL they have resisted the pressure to move their Grand Final to a TV friendly timeslot.

Why? Because they run their game, not the TV, or a hopeless CEO, or a Chairman who can’t tell Barcelona or Newcastle apart and sell the biggest games (Origin) to states who couldn’t really give a toss.

Rant over, back to the tips now.

Since the AFL Grand Final is played during the day, why not see if there is a trend for club who play in the day shift. So we have isolated the day games and have some 2018 AFL Finals Predictions based on who’s best before dark.

Note: is based on average competition points earned for day games.

WK1 – RICHMOND (Hawthorn), MELBOURNE (Geelong), SYDNEY (GWS), WEST COAST (Collingwood)
WK2 – MELBOURNE (Hawthorn), SYDNEY (Collingwood)
WK3 – RICHMOND (Sydney), WEST COAST (Melbourne)
GRAND FINAL – RICHMOND (West Coast)

 

2018 AFL Finals Predictions – Best Club Song

About time we have a slightly stupid tipping method for our 2018 AFL Finals Predictions.

AFL Club songs are great, much better than the NRL, with the exception of Let’s Go Broncos by Mark “Show No Mercy” Williams. So we found an article that ranked all of the tunes, and we will make some 2018 AFL Finals predictions based on that.

Interestingly, seven of the top eight teams feature in the top eight team songs. Merely a coincidence?

WK1 – RICHMOND (Hawthorn), MELBOURNE (Geelong), GWS (Sydney), Collingwood (West Coast)
WK2 – MELBOURNE (Hawthorn), GWS (West Coast)
WK3 – RICHMOND (GWS), COLLINGWOOD (Melbourne)
GRAND FINAL – RICHMOND (Collingwood)

 

QUIZ | Who Should a Neutral Support for the 2018 AFL Finals Series?

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Love AFL but haven’t found the time to get into it before the 2018 AFL Finals Series kicks off? This probably applies to many a Brisbane Lions Premiership bandwagoner, whose support has fallen in equal measure to their ladder position.

Sometimes there’s way too much sport to keep up with. Second division English Football and below, won’t watch itself.

You could just wager up a storm by betting early and often on the 2018 AFL Finals Series (serving suggestion only) and use the sweet, sweet waft of potential cash to increase your interest.

There’s always ignoring the Finals altogether, but that would defeat the purpose of all of that, so enjoy the cinemas.

Or perhaps are you one of the poor supporters whose club either came very close, or was completely hopeless and didn’t make the 2018 AFL Finals Series, but still want to find a new team to get involved.

But there could be conflicts with rivalries of your regular club, or there could be pressure from friends, family or the Office Jerk to support their team in solidarity. You don’t want to offend friends, family, the Office Jerk or Jeff by choosing a team that might hurt their feelings.

To avoid all that potential conflict, please allow us to do the selecting for you and accept our latest attempt at associating you, as a sporting neutral, with a sporting team.

Like the Football World Cup, English Championship, and the NRL Finals Series, we have developed a relatively pissweak personality test to match you with a team to support for the 2018 AFL Finals Series.

Simply answer a few low quality questions and our AFL Team Select-O-Meter 3001 will produce an AFL team for you to cheer for this September.

 

 

FIND YOUR 2018 AFL FINALS SERIES TEAM.

Take the 2018 AFL Finals Series Select-O-Meter Test Now

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QUIZ | Who Should a Neutral Support for the 2018 NRL Finals Series?

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If you’re one of the unlucky eight sets of fans whose team did not make the 2018 NRL Finals Series, what are you going to do this September?

You could ignore the finals series all together or find another sport to follow, but what fun would that be. Well, there is a dozen or so leagues of English and European Football to support.

Or you could be an AFL fan, A League fan, or not even a regular sports fan at all, but just want a little taste of September, to compete at the BBQs this spring, or hold up a conversation at work.

There are plenty of gambling companies who would love to take your dollar in lieu of supporting a team for nothing.

Best to jump on a bandwagon of another club for the 2018 NRL Final Series, but which one?

There’s always basing your new second team on your loathing of another club. 

Or you could loan a friend’s or family member’s team for September.

And complete ignorance and choosing a club to follow for no good reason for the 2018 NRL Finals Series is always an option. And a welcome one.

But if you’re not willing to go to much effort we have a quiz on who a neutral should support for the 2018 NRL Finals Series.

All you have to do is answer a few questions and our Select O Meter 3000 will spit out the team you should support for no good reason this September.

 

TAKE THE 2018 NRL FINALS SERIES SELECT-O-METER TEST NOW….

 

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RESULTS | Peter Dutton Wins August 2018 Jerk of the Month

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He may have been unsuccessful in his two previous votes but happily for Peter Dutton he won his third – The Gurgler website Jerk of the Month for August 2018.

Much like his efforts in Canberra in August, it was a close result, and he is surrounded by a bunch of equally deserving jerks.

Unlike the Liberal leadership spill, the Australian people, well a handful of them who read this website anyway, finally get to have their say. Ahead of the next federal election where the people will no doubt boot Liberals out of office, and Dutton out of Dickson. Taking the dick out of the Dickson.

Funnily enough, one of the runners up to Peter Dutton was Tony Abbott, another key buffoon in the latest coup.

As ever, two nurseries of Jerk – Channel Nein Rugby League and Tennis, were well presented again with the usual suspects of Gus Gould, Tomic and Kyrgios polling strongly.

But in the end Peter Dutton got what he deserved. Not the Prime Minister’s job, but a throroughly warranted Jerk of the Month. Happily as a monthly winner, Peter Dutton will be an automatic inclusion into Jerk of the Year for 2018, where he will no doubt poll strongly again.

 

PETER DUTTON – AUGUST 2018 JERK OF THE MONTH

Why was he nominated?

For starting the process that saw another Australian Prime Minister toppled.

How he ever thought anyone wanted him as PM shows just how out of touch Canberra is with the rest of Australia.

Some people in his electorate gave him an early poll on how much they wanted him as PM by trashing his office.

Jerk Rating: 9/10 – with as punchable a face in Australian politics, he has thoroughly earned the title of Jerk.

 

 

HOW YOU VOTED…

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THE 2018 JERK OF THE MONTH HONOUR BOARD

All of the below are automatically in the running for Jerk of the Year.

Jan 2018 – David Warner

Feb 2018 – Barnaby Joyce, Anthony Mundine, Bernard Tomic

Mar 2018 – Bernard Tomic

April 2018 – Bill Cosby and MKR

May 2018 – Cricket Australia, Delta Goodrem, Todd Greenberg, Meghan Markle’s Dad

June 2018 – Optus Sport, World Cup Divers & Gus Gould

July 2018 – Neymar, Channel Seven & Todd Greenberg

 

WHY THE OTHER JERKS OF THE MONTH NOMINATED WERE CHOSEN…

TONY ABBOTT

Why were they nominated?

For his involvement in the above attempted coup.

And years of moaning about whatever Rupert Murdoch wants from the back bench.

Jerk Rating: 9/10 – Speedo wearing fool.

 

ALL AUSTRALIAN POLITICIANS

Why were they nominated?

For being the selfish C’s they are.

Putting their own politics ahead of everything else.

Sure, not every politician can be a Man/Woman of the People like our favourite politician Charles Strunk, but the ones in Canberra could pull their heads out of the arses long enough to stop getting rid of leaders.

Unless they join in our idea for an Annual Leadership Spill Gala Event that we have previously floated this week.

Jerk Rating: 10/10 – do your job.

 

GUS GOULD

Why were they nominated?

For his handling of the dumping of Anthony Griffin.

Sure Griffin probably should have been showed the door, but to do it the way he has was a disgrace. And hasn’t it helped the Panthers?

And his all year round arrogance.

And continued involvement in Channel Nein rugby league.

Won June 2018 Jerk of the Month already.

Jerk Rating: 9/10 – Consistently demanding nominations for Jerk of the Month polls..

 

JOHN HOPOATE

Why were they nominated?

The poster boy for rugby league jerk made it back into the headlines this month after receiving a 10 year ban from rugby league for his behaviour.

Threatening to smash a few people whilst playing in a Manly competition rugby league is a surefire way to get a nomination.

Although should be retrospectively nominated for his previous finger work.

Jerk Rating: 7/10 – A blast from the past of Jerkdom who couldn’t help himself.

 

ANDREW GAFF

Why were they nominated?

For smashing the face of an opponent with a cowards punch.

Sure, he only meant to smash him in the chest, but he’s still a worthy August 2018 Jerk of the Month nomination.

Jerk Rating: 2/10 – A one off nomination who we’ll probably never hear from again.

 

DONALD TRUMP

Why were they nominated?

Pencil this one in every month.

Usually never far from jerkdom, his twitter account alone every month earns him a nomination.

Here’s a link to some of his best from August.

Jerk Rating: 9.9/10 – As close as to the perfect Jerk you can get anywhere in the world

 

RICKY STUART

Why were they nominated?

For consistently blaming his inadequate results (potentially due to a lack of his ability to coach) on match officials.

Jerk Rating: 5/10 – Probably a nice man, but moans way too much.

 

SUNDAY NRL FOOTY SHOW

Why were they nominated?

For their disgraceful fat shaming of Dave Taylor on their Sunday wrap up segment.

Sure, the amount of weight Dave Taylor has put on since his prime is a point of passing interest, but not to be turned into a parody Gutsy Performance of the week.

Despite the cries of being horrified at the thought that someone thought they were fat shaming via twitter, rather than appearing to be genuinely sorry, it was as ordinary as one expects from Channel Nein.

We certainly wouldn’t expect a decent update about the Intrust Super Cup.

Jerk Rating: 9/10 – Expect nothing less from a Channel Nein rugby league production.

 

GILLON MCLACHLAN – AFL KILLER

Why were they nominated?

The AFL boss has been recently lampooned on the Roy and HG show for being a killer of the game of AFL, especially in Tasmania.

But the main reason for his nomination this month was due to his comments about the AFLW, which went down as well as could be imagined.

Nice to see the AFL trying to match the NRL for a change, instead of vice versa.

Jerk Rating: 5/10 – First time nominee, so benefit of doubt.

 

JOSE MOURINHO

Why were they nominated?

For continuing moaning as manager of Manchester United.

Crying poor about being in charge of the world’s richest sporting club’s side. Boo Hoo, you didn’t get to waste another 70 Million Pounds on a player you’ll be bullying within a season.

Actually, scratch that, he’ll be gone by Xmas.

Jerk Rating: 8/10 – a consistent performer in Jerk.

 

NICK KYRGIOS

Why were they nominated?

Because he is the epitome of the term Jerk.

This month he is nominated for his fine work in the following links. 

Kyrgios on Tanking. The crowd hates Kyrgios.

And there’s still a US Open to go for September.

Jerk Rating: 10/10 – one of the main reasons for creating this award.

 

BERNARD TOMIC

Why were they nominated?

At least Kyrgios occasional tries to win games occasionally, Tomic the Tank Engine does not, and is a disgrace. 

Not even a US Open berth is enough to dislodge the chip on the shoulder.

His latest effort against the Special K just another example of a pulled heartlige ruining his tennis career.

Jerk.

Jerk Rating: 10/10 – Epitome of Jerk. Why not play Tennis Jerk Bingo and enjoy his slide.

 

HELMUT MARKO

Why were they nominated?

Another one whose nomination has been a long time coming, from his years of being a special adviser at the Red Bull F1 team.

After years of his anti-Webber agenda, he has taken aim at Daniel Ricciardo’s decision to leave Red Bull. And he’s a Jerk.

Here’s his thoughts on Daniel Ricciardo leaving Red Bull.

Jerk Rating: 7/10 – Jerk to Webber, Jerk to Ricciardo, Jerk.

 

PAUL GALLEN

Why were they nominated?

For deciding to hog the ball for Cronulla for another year.

Jerk Rating: 7/10 – a consistent performer in Jerk.not as bad now he can’t moan about origin every year, but still a jerk.

 

 

 

Bein Sports Australia Highlights – European and English Football League #3

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Bein Sports European Football Highlights

Our Bein Sports Australia Highlights for European and Football League returns, to spread the word about all of the best non EPL football from the Championship, La Liga in Spain, Serie A in Italy, France, Germany and so much more.

As a first class sports nerd we love Bein Sports Australia Football, it offers up everything that the EPL doesn’t, mainly because none of the EPL clubs play in the leagues broadcast.

Of course we also care about the EPL – why not check out our Premier League Predictions Week 4.

But there’s not just 10 games to care about, there’s 72 teams in the EFL, 20 in France, Italy and Spain, and 18 in Germany. And Bein Sports Australia Football broadcasts as many as is humanly possible to watch.

Too much football is barely enough we like to say. But you can’t watch everything, so we offer up our Bein Sports Australia Highlights for this weekend so you can follow the best of it, and catch up with the other results in the papers.

 

Bein Sports Australia Highlights

SAT 4:20am AEST – BEIN SPORTS 3 – CH515

SERIE A – AC MILAN v ROMA

Nothing like a bit of Italian football to kick off the weekend. Milan have 0 points thus far from a loss in their only game, and face Roma who have one win and a draw – which was fine comeback 3-3 result. Short turn around for Roma who played Monday night, Milan’s 3-2 loss to Napoli was two night earlier.

SAT 4:40am AEST – BEIN SPORTS 2 – CH514

EFL – LEEDS v MIDDLESBROUGH

You get the feeling that we’ll be seeing a lot of these two sides in the Bein Sports Football line up, not only because they are big name clubs with big support, but they’ll likely to be in the sharp end of the competition at year’s end. But we are still wary of Leeds choke last season and Tony Pulis at Boro.

SUN 4:25am AEST – BEIN SPORTS 1 – CH513

SERIE A – PARMA v JUVENTUS

Surely this is the week Cristiano Ronaldo breaks his goal scoring drought for Juventus against the newly promoted Parma. Despite the hype of the new number seven, Juventus are two wins from two, Parma are likely to have just the 1 point after three games after Juventus’ visit. Surely the Ronaldo hype will wear off soon, but until then every game is worth tuning into.

SUN 8:50pm AEST – BEIN SPORTS 1 – CH513

OLD FIRM DERBY – CELTIC v RANGERS

The Old Firm derby is one of those great games for fans and neutrals alike, one of football’s genuine rivalries. Steven Gerrard’s appointment to Rangers makes it a little more interesting, and he’s up against his one time Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers. The premium Scottish football match, and a nice early kick off we presume is to reduce the amount of fan drinking before the game.

MON 4:40am AEST – BEIN SPORTS 2 – CH514

LA LIGA – REAL BETIS v SEVILLA

A southern Spanish derby from the city of Sevilla between Real Betis and Sevilla, each entertaining in their own special way. Our pick of the week from the Spanish league, and not one of the big clubs for a change. What a great way to start the working week.

MON 5:00am AEST – BEIN SPORTS 1 – CH513

LIGUE 1 – MONACO v MARSEILLE

We haven’t had much French football in our highlights so far this season, so what about a South French Coast match up between Monaco and Marseille. Both big clubs who are in the race for second and third. Monaco remain the absolute masters of buy low sell high.

That’s our Bein Sports Australia Football Highlights – Five Reasons To Care – but the click below for all of the Football.

FULL SCHEDULE OF ALL LIVE BEIN SPORTS FOOTBALL

 

Where the Bloody Hell is the Ipswich-Norwich Derby?

So we have the Old Firm derby this weekend, but where the bloody hell is the Old Farm derby between Ipswich and Norwich?

As a fan of a quite unfashionable club – Ipsiwch Town – we get bugger all TV games on Bein Sport throughout the season, but you could always rely on seeing the game where we never win. This one against Norwich.

But somehow it is not being televised for us in Australia this weekend, which is complete arse.

Whilst never the game of the highest quality, surely the story and history of the game warrants a live viewing.

No doubt Ipswich will break their long hoodoo as we can’t see it.

 

Our “Best” EFL Football League Bets

IPSWICH to beat Norwich
UNDER 2.5 GOALS – Preston v Bolton
AFC WIMBLEDON to beat Burton
PORTSMOUTH to beat Plymouth
NOTTS COUNTY to beat Forest Green Rovers
CREWE to beat Macclesfield

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Our Reasonably Obvious European Football Multi

REAL MADRID to beat Leganes
BARCELONA to beat Huesca
ESPANYOL or DRAW v Alaves
UNDER 2.5 GOALS – Celta Vigo v Atletico Madrid
INTER MILAN to beat Bologna
JUVENTUS to beat Parma
NAPOLI to beat Sampdoria
LAZIO to beat Frosinone
BAYER LEVERKUSEN to beat Wolfsburg
BAYERN MUNICH to beat Stuttgart
PSG to play Nimes

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Bein Sports Australia Football Highlights Shows

Missed most of the above action or couldn’t be bothered in the first place? 

Follow the below Highlights shows to see the best of each competition, and impress your friends and family, with your newly acquired football knowledge.

FRANCE – 6pm – CH513
EFL FOOTBALL LEAGUE – 6:30pm – CH514
GERMANY – 7pm – CH513
SPAIN – 8pm – CH513
ITALY – 9pm – CH513

All shows on Monday, and all repeated later, many times.