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Remember When…Channel Nein Used to do the Australian F1 Broadcast

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As we tend to live in the past a lot, what better way to fill up some more internet than with a new series of remembering things from back in the day, our first installment on the eve of the Australian Grand Prix is about when Channel Nein Used to do the Australian F1 Broadcast.

We do a lot of looking back in this website, and most is certainly with the viewpoint that the past was always better. This is evidence and a warning to ourselves, that the past is not always best.

It might be hard to believe for those born in the new millennium, that serial sporting broadcasting disappointment Channel Nein used to do the Australian F1 Broadcast.

Yes the same Channel that ruined cricket for the last decade before being unceremoniously dumped, with wishes the same would happen for their rugby league, used to be the home of Formula 1 broadcasting in Australia.

Now regular readers of this website will know of the bees directed at Channel Nein sports broadcasting in recent times, but this look back at the Australia F1 Broadcast of Channel Nein won’t be such a nit-picking moan, as much as a be thankful for what you have now as the new F1 season approaches.

With the F1 Winter Testing having been and gone, it was slightly disappointing that Fox Sports in Australia weren’t taking the Sky Sports UK feed for the all important first testing session of the year. But that also reminded us to not be too greedy.

For back in the days before the internet was a standard issue in houses and palms everywhere, the first glimpse of F1 cars one would get is potentially a little snippet in the newspaper in the week leading up to the first race. Which back in the day wasn’t in Australia.

With Brazil kicking off the season regularly kicking off the Channel Nein reign, that meant a very early morning eye opener to start the season. Until Melbourne came along.

And that race was all you got. Well aside from a little banter between Darrell Eastlake and Alan Jones that is. Darrell Eastlake actually doing a superb, more subtle job than one would expect from the great man. Perhaps it was the late/early timeslots, but his work on the Channel Nein Australian F1 Broadcast was great.

Alan Jones was good too, in a slightly snivelling way. Like James Hunt he appeared not to like a few drivers, which made for some entertainingly sharp commentary. Although, as good as the story about a trumpet player blowing Happy Birthday instead of the national anthem when he unexpectedly won his first race was, less was more.

It was low-key, and didn’t need to be much more.

But information was scarce in those pre internet boom days.

There wasn’t even a glimpse of the track until they picked up the BBC vision, which was usually a few minutes before the start, leaving viewers in suspense over the track conditions.

As for the grid, well that had plenty of sizzle, as the pre internet boom days meant you relied on regular media to report on the Saturday time trials.

There certainly wasn’t qualifying coverage to be enthralled by, that was a good few decades away in Australian F1 Broadcast.

The first you found out about the full grid was when Channel flashed it up on the TV screen five minutes before the first race. If you were lucky you may have got a taste throughout the day on the radio or TV. If an Australian had done well.

The race coverage itself was quite good for commercial TV. The important thing was to leave the main parts to the real professionals. If you have someone like the greatest ever sports commentator in Murray Walker, then you don’t need much else.

Of course there were ad breaks, the shit ain’t free without paying for something. But invariably that quick look at whether you were keeping up with a Commodore, learning that you couldn’t buy better than Mrs McGregor margarine, and / or finding out the correct way to make porridge by a Scottish child led to something happening on the track. Murphy’s Law of live sports broadcasting.

The ad breaks usually led out with the distinctive trumpet tone of the Wide World of Sports logo, which back then didn’t provide the same instant dread that it would a few decades of cricket and rugby league viewing later.

Every now and again, the F1 broadcast would be shifted to make way for a bigger Channel Nein sporting event – like Wimbledon. And sometimes the broadcasts were a little delayed to fit around the latest blockbuster movie, when they were the big Sunday night thing on Australian tV instead of the LCD dross that now dominates screens. But it didn’t really matter, and you didn’t know better.

Their wall to wall broadcast of the Australian Grand Prix was excellent too. The best example being the very wet 1989 Australian Grand Prix where Barry Sheene got the interviews that mattered at the right time, and the great Sir Jackie Stewart giving the analysis was insight that was first class.

What Channel Nein did do at the end of the coverage was some really good montages, mostly set to the right amount and type of music. One featuring Led Zeppelin’s Ramble On still sticks in the mind.

Looking back on it, despite not having any of the trimmings of modern F1 viewing, it was a  really good effort from a broadcaster who have since done an average 

Channel Ten eventually took over the coverage and took it to the next level. Greg Rust being an admirable equivalent of big Darrell, and the other experts were passable if not a little dull. They introduced qualifying coverage, and full live broadcasting for every race. And did a great job. Although they still hold some rights, the Fox Sports option is way to good to say no to for an F1 nerd.

Fox Sports have spoiled F1 fans in Australia, with now the ability to waste a Friday evening watching at least one of the two 90 minute sessions. And then there’s the 90 minute lead in and hours afterwards of analysis. A far cry from the limited offering previously.

But it wasn’t all bad, in fact if you take in what limitations they had the Channel Nein F1 broadcast was quite good.

It certainly helps that for us it stirs up some great childhood memories, of being awake at a ridiculous time for a child under 10, great F1 related chats with the old man usually discussing just how great Alain Prost was and Nigel Mansell’s latest exploits, and also admiring the superb work on the pause button of the remote of the VCR (the one which still had the cord attached to the VCR so you needed to sit within 5 metres).

Whilst in comparison to today it didn’t offer a great deal, for once Channel Nein did the Australian F1 broadcast well. Something they could possibly revisit if they ever wanted to work out why very few like their sporting coverage.

 

 

A Who Cares 2019 Australian Grand Prix Preview

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The first race of the 2019 Formula 1 season is almost here, and given our love for F1, it would be lazy of us if we didn’t provide a 2019 Australian Grand Prix Preview.

But our 2019 Australian Grand Prix Preview isn’t just any old look ahead to a Grand Prix, we attempt to come up with a Care Factor rating for the race itself, use a variety of stats to determine a winner and to barely entertain the readers, and throw in some of our bold claims for the race ahead.

Sounds barely interesting? Well you’ve come to the right place for a 2019 Australian Grand Prix Preview.

 

THE 2019 AUSTRALIAN GRAND PRIX CARE FACTOR

Should you care about the Australian Grand Prix? Here is our break down of why you should / shouldn’t.

We have five categories rate out of ten, and the final score will determine the care factor for this race.

TRACK  – 7/10

For a street track Albert Park is pretty good. Especially the sweeping back straight and sweepers. The first corner is dangerous enough for first lap crashes, and the third corner is a good overtaking spot for successful and unsuccessful manoeuvres.

HISTORY – 8/10

The Australian Grand Prix goes back to 1985 for Formula 1, to the Adelaide street track, which still has fond memories for those fans who grew up with Senna, Prost, Mansell and Pierluigi Martini. It goes even further back for non World Championship races, which were won by some of the greats of past eras. The Melbourne race is into its 24th year, so a decent innings by itself.

RACING POTENTIAL – 7/10

To be honest the Albert Park track is pretty crap for overtaking and racing, but being the first race of the season, drivers are rusty and mistakes are more prevalent than later races. So the action is enhanced being the first race of the season rather than the track.

IMPORTANCE – 10/10

Only a title deciding final race is more important than the first grand prix of the year. Where the gaps between expectations and reality is either refreshingly surprising or devastatingly worse than first thought.

BUZZ – 10/10

Like the importance, there’s no more hype tan the first race of the year, with the possible exception of Monaco.

TOTAL CARE FACTOR = 42/50

0-10 – Check the result, move on with life.
10-20 – Watch it live as Background viewing, or a Monday night delayed watch.
21-30 – Watch it live, as it will probably be too dull once you know the result.
31-40 – Record, Watch it Live, Watch the replay.
41-50-Clear the schedule, unplug the phones, a great GP Awaits.

 

BARELY INTERESTING AUSTRALIAN GRAND PRIX STATS

Nothing says a who cares 2019 Australian Grand Prix preview than a pile of barely interesting stats on the drivers previous Australian Grand Prix experience.

Does it make any difference, probably not.

Was it a bit of a waste of time compiling these for the handful of people who will read it. Never.

QUALIFYING FORM OVER THE YEARS

Driver name Average Qual Pos Outqualify Team Mate %
Lewis Hamilton 3.5 83%
Sebastian Vettel 4.3 45%
Robert Kubica 5.0 50%
Max Verstappen 6.5 25%
Kimi Räikkönen 7.8 69%
Daniel Ricciardo 8.0 57%
Carlos Sainz Jr. 8.0 25%
Valtteri Bottas 9.3 50%
Romain Grosjean 10.4 57%
Nico Hülkenberg 10.8 38%
Kevin Magnussen 12.0 20%
Daniil Kvyat 12.0 0%
Sergio Pérez 13.6 63%
Ant. Giovinazzi 16.0 0%
Lance Stroll 16.5 50%
Charles Leclerc 18.0 0%
Pierre Gasly 20.0 0%
Lando Norris #N/A #N/A
Alexander Albon #N/A #N/A
George Russell #N/A #N/A

 

RACE STATS

Driver Wins Podium Points Av Pos Race
Sebastian Vettel 3 7 138 3.4
Lewis Hamilton 2 8 146 2.7
Kimi Räikkönen 2 4 84 5.6
Kevin Magnussen 0 1 18 7.0
Robert Kubica 0 1 18 8.0
Valtteri Bottas 0 1 33 7.6
Daniil Kvyat 0 0 4 9.0
Romain Grosjean 0 0 9 8.0
Carlos Sainz Jr. 0 0 9 9.0
Sergio Pérez 0 0 12 10.0
Max Verstappen 0 0 19 7.0
Nico Hülkenberg 0 0 26 7.6
Daniel Ricciardo 0 0 34 5.8
Antonio Giovinazzi 0 0   12.0
Charles Leclerc 0 0   13.0
Pierre Gasly 0 0   NA
Lance Stroll 0 0   14.0

 

Driver Races DNF Self Inflicted DNF %
Carlos Sainz Jr. 4 0   0%
Antonio Giovinazzi 1 0   0%
Charles Leclerc 1 0   0%
Sergio Pérez 8 1   13%
Lewis Hamilton 12 2   17%
Valtteri Bottas 6 1   17%
Kimi Räikkönen 13 3   23%
Max Verstappen 4 1   25%
Sebastian Vettel 11 3 2 27%
Nico Hülkenberg 8 3 2 38%
Daniel Ricciardo 7 3   43%
Robert Kubica 4 2 2 50%
Daniil Kvyat 4 2   50%
Lance Stroll 2 1   50%
Kevin Magnussen 5 3   60%
Romain Grosjean 7 5 1 71%
Pierre Gasly 1 1   100%

 

 

WHO WILL WIN THE 2019 AUSTRALIAN GRAND PRIX?

Many professional pundits, ex drivers, keyboard warriors, and F1 fans everywhere will try and pick the winner of the 2019 Australian Grand Prix. And we are no different. Just worse. So here’s our attempt/s to pick a winner.

Testing pointed to a Ferrari advantage, but who knows how much Mercedes have caught up in the meantime, and how much sand was placed in the various bags of Red Bull-Honda.

behind them is a gaggle of midfield cars going for the “Plate Final” of 7th at best.

Then Williams.

Much like the former world beaters, we’ll probably embarrass ourselves with our tipping.

 

OUR SELECTIONS

Pole: Sebastian Vettel
Winner: Charles Leclerc
Podium: Lewis Hamilton, Sebastian Vettel
Best of the Rest: Daniel Ricciardo

THE JEFF SUPER COMPUTER 3000 SELECTIONS

We put a bunch of stats into our Jeff Super Computer 3000, and it has spit out the top ten for the Australian Grand Prix. The JSC3000 will expand as the season plays out. so stay tuned for a surefire winner or two throughout the season.

Driver name
Lewis Hamilton
Sebastian Vettel
Kimi Räikkönen
Valtteri Bottas
Max Verstappen
Charles Leclerc
Daniel Ricciardo
Kevin Magnussen
Sergio Pérez
Carlos Sainz Jr.

 

SOME ALTERNATIVE 2019 AUSTRALIAN GRAND PRIX BOLD PREDICTIONS

  • Ferrari will send a shiver down the spines of their opponents with blistering speed on Saturday, but it may not be Vettel winning on Sunday.
  • Max Verstappen will be involved in some kind of incident.
  • Daniel Ricciardo will find his way to the top five.
  • The battle for fastest lap will spice up the last five laps, which is usually very dull. At the front.
  • At least two cars won’t see the fourth corner of the F1 season.
  • At least two drivers will embarrass themselves with over ambitious overtaking moves  at turn three.
  • Kevin Magnussen will piss someone off.

 

TIME FILLER/KILLER No1  – AUSTRALIAN GRAND PRIX 2 MINUTE QUIZ

Why not kill some time before the big race with a bit of quick trivia….

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TIME FILLER/KILLER No 2 – AUSTRALIAN GRAND PRIX YOUTUBE MOMENTS

Here’s some of the more exciting Australian Grand Prix moments to get you in the mood.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Intrust Super Cup Round 1 – Quick Thoughts

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Intrust Super Cup Country Week 2019

The Intrust Super Cup Round 1 has been completed, and the season started with a round of games that produced plenty of talk things to talk. Not least how great it is to have rugby league back.

Here then are a few thoughts from the games and/or news for the Intrust Super Cup Round 1.

 

CARLIN ANDERSON HAS NO LUCK

Carlin Anderson is a promising NRL prospect, but his bad luck with injuries continued in just the first week of the Intrust Super Cup on the weekend as he was taken from the field on a stretcher in the Cutters loss to Easts Tigers.

Too many times in Carlin Anderson’s career he has suffered a long-term injury at the most inconvenient of times. There was talk that Anderson was pushing for a Cowboys spot.

Sometimes it is better to be lucky than good, and despite being plenty of the latter, he needs a bit more of the former if he will ever gets to showcase his skills as he deserves in the NRL.

We excuse our ignorance too, having seen Carlin Anderson in the line up, and not paying enough attention researching pre season player movements for the Mackay Cutters.

Kudos to the live stream for the Easts Tigers-Mackay Cutters game. Quality Saturday afternoon filler. Let’s hope there’s more clubs with the ability to show their games. Wynnum do, but few others.

 

MINOR PREMIERS BEATEN IN CAIRNS

Last season Redcliffe won their first match in Cairns against the Pride, so 2019 goes back to the longer term trend between the two sides up north.

The Northern Pride were able to call upon a number of the Cowboys fringe players that were available, which is a win-win situation for player and club. The club gets quality players, and those said quality players get an extra opportunity to break into the side.

The Pride did have Jake Clifford playing for them, a name that will likely be less regular in 2019. Same with PNG international Nene McDonald and potentially Gideon Gela-Mosby we hope.

Northern Pride are a very good under the radar chance for the Intrust Super Cup premiership in 2019, and beating the defending premiers first up, is as good a message as you can send this early.

 

IS THIS THE YEAR FOR TOWNSVILLE?

Townsville Blackhawks have assembled one of the strongest squads every year of their existence in the Intrust Super Cup, but a 2015 Grand Final loss is as close as they’ve come to fulfilling the potential.

In the season’s first TV game, Townsville looks impressive as a side can do at this time of year. They weathered the early pressure from Ipswich, and eventually took their chances to lead 10-0 at half time.

The quick burst og three tries in seven minutes in the second half showed what they are capable when on top.

Whether they have simply beaten an Ipswich side that may not compete in the sharp end of the Intrust Super Cup, or it is a glimpse of season-long quality from the Blackhawks remains to be seen. They at least took revenge over Ipswich, who knocked them out of the finals race in 2018.

On a side note, Nat Neale continues to impress for the Jets, picking up where he left off last year.

 

NIL PROBLEMS FOR PNG HUNTERS

For the first time in their Intrust Super Cup life from 2014, the PNG Hunters were kept scoreless.

The Hunters did lose both games to Tweed Heads in their Premiership season, so the Seagulls have proved a bogey side in the past, but the Hunters have also enjoyed some good wins at Piggabeen.

It will take time with a squad with such a massive turnover of their top players, and we are actually excited about the prospect of new names to follow and get behind, but fans may have to be patient. And possibly prepare for a few more losses than they are used to in the short term.

 

CAPRAS REMIND ALL OF THE UNCERTAINTY THAT IS INTRUST SUPER CUP

Very few would have predicted the Capras beating the much fancied Souths Logan Magpies in Round 1, but that is exactly what they did.

The size of the margin would also have shocked a few. Especially given that Souths Logan Magpies were favoured by a few to be a front-runner in 2019. 

They scored first, kept the lead all game, and piled on the tries late in the last minutes, with 3 tries in the last 13 minutes sealing the win. All with a team of the fewest big names in this season’s Intrust Super Cup. Perhaps there’s a big, season long surprise coming from Central Qld in 2019.

Norths beating Burleigh is another good example of a dark horse for the season starting off in style.

Great to see Dave Taylor continuing his stint with the Capras in 2019. A valuable personality and quality footballer to enjoy in the Intrust Super Cup each week.

 

INTRUST SUPER CUP ROUND 1 RESULTS

EASTS TIGERS 24 Mackay Cutters 12

SUNSHINE COAST FALCONS 26 Wynnum seagulls 24

NORTHERN PRIDE 22 Redcliffe Dolphins 18

Ipswich Jets 6 TOWNSVILLE BLACKHAWKS 34

TWEED HEADS SEAGULLS 10 PNG Hunters 0

Souths Logan Magpies 14 CENTRAL CAPRAS 36

NORTHS DEVILS 28 Burleigh Bears 22

 

INTRUST SUPER CUP ROUND 1 TABLE

Team Played Wins Drawn Lost Byes For Against Diff. Points
Blackhawks 1 1 0 0 0 34 6 28 2
Capras 1 1 0 0 0 36 14 22 2
Tigers 1 1 0 0 0 24 12 12 2
Seagulls 1 1 0 0 0 10 0 10 2
Devils 1 1 0 0 0 28 22 6 2
Pride 1 1 0 0 0 22 18 4 2
Falcons 1 1 0 0 0 26 24 2 2
Seagulls 1 0 0 1 0 24 26 -2 0
Dolphins 1 0 0 1 0 18 22 -4 0
Bears 1 0 0 1 0 22 28 -6 0
Hunters 1 0 0 1 0 0 10 -10 0
Cutters 1 0 0 1 0 12 24 -12 0
Magpies 1 0 0 1 0 14 36 -22 0
Jets 1 0 0 1 0 6 34 -28 0

FPL Week 30 – Fantasy Premier League Preview – The Own Goal

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Following on from our semi popular Premier League predictions, we offer our weekly EPL Fantasy preview – The Own Goal FPL Week 30.

Each week we’ll attempt to give a quick round-up of some of the points of interest in Fantasy Premier League.

We used to do a podcast through our Fantasy United team, but who’s got time for that these days.

So much football it’s hard to keep up, and here is our best effort.

So enjoy The Own Goal FPL Week 30 preview. 

Disclaimer: We are Ipswich Town fans, so have no prejudice against any side in this division. Or the next, come August 2019.

 

FPL Week 30 – WHO’S HOT

Here’s a quick rundown of who is catching the eye from the midweek and beyond.

ROMELU LUKAKU – Form 7.0 – Total 104pts

Has scored three braces in his last three games – one in the Champions League surprise against PSG. Not sure what has turned it around, but if you got in two weeks ago you’d have an extra 24 points. A frightening prospect having a firing Lukaku added to the much improved Man Utd.

WILFIRED ZAHA (Crystal Palace) – Form 8.0 – Total 99pts

Five goals in his last five games, and the massively talented Zaha is finally giving some return for the investment. Spent the first half of the season being fouled, but the arrival of Michy Batshuayi has helped him get back among the goals, and points. And Crystal Palace wins.

LIVERPOOL DEFENCE

The front three may not be firing on all cylinders, but the back is tight. Four clean sheets in a row, and all the defenders scored massive against Watford. Time to double up at a minimum.

HARRY KANE (Spurs)

Back from injury and losing good again. Scored two goals in three weeks. Despite Spurs having a poor run of results.

 

FPL Week 30 – WHO’S NOT

CARDIFF

Have tried hard this season, but a three game losing streak at this stage of the season hurts the momentum of fighting relegation, and makes it hard to find a player for FPL.

BIG SCORING MAN CITY

A bit harsh, but with their star quality we’re expecting more than a pair of 1-0 wins against Bournemouth and West Ham. Where are the 6-0 thrashings which makes taking Man City players easier to live with.

 

FPL WEEK 30 – QUICK STAT

Barely Interesting Fact: The player involved in this game with the best scoring strike rate against Brighton, is Brighton’s striker Glenn Murray, who scored 5 goals and 2 assists in 5 games in a previous life with Crystal Palace. Interestingly, Zaha has almost as good a record of 5 goals and 2 assists in 9 games. Imagine them together.

 

 

FPL Week 30 – Week 31 Considerations

With a load of teams missing from Week 31, it may be time to start planning. We pick a handful of players from those teams who re worth considering. The players at big clubs Liverpool and Chelsea are obvious, so we go down the table a bit.

JAMES MADDISON (Leicester) Value 6.7 – Form 3.0 – Total 97pts

One of the best young players of the season, he has shown signs of some of coming back to his best in recent weeks. You’ll have to overlook the one assist from his last six games and take him on faith.

Next 3 matches – Fulham H, Burnley A, Bournemouth H

 

YOURI TIELEMANS (Leicester) Value 6.0 – Form 3.3 – Total 13pts

The on loan Monaco midfielder is hitting his straps, with two assists in two weeks, as Leicester move to the Brendan Rodgers era. Leicester have a nice easy run over the next five games.

Next 3 matches – Fulham H, Burnley A, Bournemouth H

 

ASHLEY BARNES (Burnley) Value 5.7 – Form 6.4 – Total 94pts

Scored last weekend despite Burnley going down to Crystal Palace, which made it an excellent five goals and one assist in six games. His goals have been at the heart of Burnley’s charge away from relegation. Burnley are at home to Leicester in FPL Week 31, but Liverpool this weekend. So wait a week.

Next 3 matches – Liverpool A, Leicester H, Wolves H

 

MIGUEL ALMIRON (Newcastle) Value 6.0 – Form 2.3 – Total 9pts

We’re going to continue pushing the claims of the former US MLS player of the year until he produces the truckload of points he looks like he’s capable of. 

Next 3 matches – Everton H, Bournemouth A,  Arsenal A

 

DAVID BROOKS (Bournemouth) Value 5.0 – Form 0.5  Total 94pts

Back from injury and played some good minutes last weekend without scoring much. Has been one of the purchases of the year, certainly the best one or two graduates from the Championship in this season’s Premier League. Was scoring plenty O points before his enforced lay off. Has the occasional big scoring week, and fixtures don’t look too bad, two games at home help, as Bournemouth are dreadful away from home.

Next 3 matches – Huddersfield A, Newcastle H, Leicester A

 

JOSH KING (Bournemouth) Value 6.5 – Form 2.8   Total 108pts

Josh King scored three games ago and six games ago, which pattern dictates he scores this weekend. Josh King has taken over at the front of Bournemouth’s attack. But like the team is better at home than away. Prior to last weekend, King had scored in three consecutive home games. Just one home game in the next three worries for consistency.

Next 3 matches – Huddersfield A, Newcastle H, Leicester A

 

ROBERT SNODGRASS (West Ham) Value 5.0 – Form 4.0  Total 75pts

We think highly of Robert Snodgrass, having included him in our team recently, and he did well against Newcastle at home last weekend. At his best is an assist machine, with the odd cheeky goal. Two assists in three weeks has him in the right direction to be back to his best. The upcoming three fixtures look good too.

Next 3 matches – Cardiff A, Huddersfield H, Everton H

 

DECLAN RICE (West Ham) Value 4.6 – Form 5.3   Total 79pts

Of course one week before we had planned to bring him into our team he scores and just his second of the year. He is a very good, and England has seen the potential and have persuaded him to join the English side from the Irish. A worry is that the West Ham defence isn’t great, they have just five clean sheets for the year. That means if the industrious Rice doesn’t score the goals there’s less chance of points. In saying that, West Ham have kept a clean sheet in seven games if you discount last weekend.

Next 3 matches – Cardiff A, Huddersfield H, Everton H

 

GYLFI SIGURDSSON (Everton)  Value 7.2 – Form 5.5  Total 138pts

Followers of Gylfi cashed in a few weeks ago with a two goal haul against Cardiff, but that big haul only happens every four to five matches. Still, he is quality, and Everton are showing a bit of backbone lately. Although their Week 31 clash against Chelsea is a turn off.

You could also take Richarlisson, however his second half season slump makes him less reliable. His value of 6.5 might tempt a few.

Next 3 matches – Newcastle A, Chelsea H, West Ham A

 

ALEXSANDR MITROVIC / RYAN SESSEGNON / TOM CAIRNEY (Fulham) 

All these players are on in Week 31, and are the only three Fulham ever worth considering in our opinion. Yes, they are playing in Week 31, but they are playing Liverpool. That of course doesn’t pre-determined them to a big defeat, but it does make it hard to see any of them scoring points. And their run after that doesn’t get better with Man City, Watford, Everton.

But new manager Scott Parker saw them to a fair result and good performance against Chelsea in Week 29, so maybe there is the danger of the new manager bounce. Mitrovic might not be a bad choice for a backup striker.

Leicester A, Liverpool H, Man City H

 

 

FPL Week 30 – HEAD to HEAD – SALAH or HAZARD

With very few big names playing in the Week 31, we put two of the biggest names head to head for your consideration for this week, next week and beyond.

fpl week 30 h2h salah-hazard

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Winner –  Salah wins 3-2

 

FPL Week 30 – CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN

Who do you captain this week? Here’s the quick rundown on who may be best.

Player vs Matches Goals Assists AvgPerMatch
Aguero Watford 6 10 2 2.0
Salah Burnley 1 1 1 2.0
Kane Southampton 9 7 4 1.2
Son Southampton 5 4 2 1.2
Pogba Arsenal 1 0 1 1.0
Sterling Watford 5 3 1 0.8
Hazard Wolves 2 0 1 0.5
David Silva Watford 8 1 3 0.5
Mane Burnley 4 1 0 0.3

Our choice – Mo Salah. A goal and an assist in his only game v Burnley, and he is due. Aguero looks good too.

 

FPL Week 30 – OUR TEAM

You can’t give off tips without putting your money where your mouth is, so our team details are here for your information. Feel free to pick our team apart at your leisure. 

FPL – Electric Higuita Exp

 

FPL Week 30 STATS AND STUFF

Here’s some slightly useful information about upcoming games for each team. We have a table showing the split between top and bottom 6 teams, and the sweet middle for each teams next six weeks.

Following on from that, we have designed a measure to rank each team’s next 6 games in difficulty. Using opposition ranking, points, factoring in home and away fixtures, and using a calculation of current form.

With thanks to Transfermarkt for and WhoScored most of the above stats.

fpl week 30 next 6 match sort by league position

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Premier League Predictions Week 30 – Gurgler v Recycling

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20-21 Premier League Predictions Week 32 & Stats Preview

Too much football is barely enough, and if you feel that way, you’ll be glad for our Premier League Predictions Week 30.

Every week we offer up our Premier League predictions, along with a mini preview of each match, with a few best bets in an alternative Premier League preview.

We also put our tips up against a competitor, usually not human though, and based on some football stat or general life. This week our tipping opponent is based on the recycling rate of each region in the UK.

It’s a lot like the BBC’s Lawros tips, but better. Arguably.

 

Premier League Predictions Week 30 – Gurgler v Recycling

TIPS BACKGROUND: It’s Week 30 of the Premier League, and we are starting to run out of ideas for opposition tips, and thought of recycling a few old ideas, and then we came up with the thought of using recycling itself.

The theory is that the better recyclers the city is, the better they feel about their contribution to the environment, the more they pass on that great feeling to their football team, and the better their team will play. Apparently according to us. So the city who recycles best gets the tip.

 

GURGLER PREMIER LEAGUE Predictions Week 30

But first our tips. Based on our opinion, research, study and ignorance. (In no particular order)

CRYSTAL PALACE to beat Brighton (2-1)
HUDDERSFIELD  to beat Bournemouth (1-0)
LEICESTER to beat Fulham (2-1)
WEST HAM to beat Cardiff( 2-0)
NEWCASTLE to beat Everton (3-1)
DRAW – Southampton v Spurs (1-1)
MAN CITY to beat Watford (3-1)
LIVERPOOL to beat Burnley (4-0)
CHELSEA to beat Wolves (3-0)
MAN UTD to beat Arsenal (3-1)

PREMIER LEAGUE Predictions Week 30 – Recycling

Recycling % in brackets.

BRIGHTON (47%) to beat Crystal Palace (33%)
HUDDERSFIELD (49%) to beat Huddersfield (42%)
LEICESTER (43.5%) to beat Fulham (33%)
CARDIFF (40%) to beat West Ham (33%)
EVERTON (44.5%) to beat Newcastle (34.5%)
SOUTHAMPTON (49%)  to beat Spurs( 33%)
MAN CITY (44.5%) to beat Watford (33%)
DRAW – Liverpool (44.5%) v Burnley (44.5%)
WOLVES (40%) to beat Chelsea (33%)
MAN UTD (44.5%) to beat Arsenal (33%)

 

Premier League Predictions Week 30 Barely Interesting Stats

Before we get into the match by match interesting stats, and stuff, we have compiled a quick table comparing last six form vs season form. It has been sorted by % difference.

Team Form v Season
Crystal Palace 161%
Newcastle United 156%
Burnley 129%
Wolves 124%
Manchester United 117%
Cardiff 116%
Watford 112%
Arsenal 110%
Huddersfield 104%
Manchester City 102%
West Ham 99%
Everton 91%
Southampton 90%
Fulham 85%
Tottenham 79%
Chelsea 75%
Liverpool 69%
Brighton 62%
Bournemouth 57%
Leicester 55%

 

Premier League Predictions Week 30 Mini Match by Match Preview

Here’s a quick run down of every game for Week 30, with a barely interesting stat included for those inclined.

CRYSTAL PALACE v BRIGHTON

Kick Off: Saturday 12:30pm UK
Previous 2018-19 Result: Brighton 3 Crystal Palace 1

Not a quite a derby geographically, but a feisty rivalry none the less, and a game that neither will want to lose, lest they waste a good result last weekend and get sucked back into the relegation race.

Brighton steadied a rapdily sinking ship last weekend with a win over Huddersfield, and now have crawled away from the relegation zone to five points clear. Lucky as their ordinary away record against a Crystal Palace team that has found form would have been worrying. Crystal Palace have found form as Wilfried Zaha has found goals. Palace actually top the above graph for recent form v season form. They are second worst at home for the season.

Barely Interesting Fact: The player involved in this game with the best scoring strike rate against Brighton, is Brighton’s striker Glenn Murray, who scored 5 goals and 2 assists in 5 games in a previous life with Crystal Palace. Interestingly, Zaha has almost as good a record of 5 goals and 2 assists in 9 games. Imagine them together.

 

HUDDERSFIELD v BOURNEMOUTH

Kick Off: Saturday 3:00pm
Previous 2018-19 Result: Bournemouth 2 Huddersfield 1

Huddersfield are doomed for relegation, but they are certainly going down swinging, a close loss against Brighton, and a win against Wolves in consecutive games their recent record.

Somehow Bournemouth are still 12th, their home record keeping them so high, as their away form is dreadful. They have now lost nine in a row away. Interestingly, as bad as Bournemouth’s away form seems, their 2018/19 win average away from home is only just lower than their overall away win % from their start in the Premier League. 18/19 Away Win % = 21%, Overall EPL away win % = 22%.

Four of the last seven games between these two have seen 4-0, 4-0, 4-1 and 5-0 scorelines. The wins are shared between both. Let’s hope we get one of those this weekend.

Barely Interesting Fact: Bournemouth (2.50) have actually conceded more goals per away game this year than Fulham (2.46) who haven’t won away. 

 

LEICESTER v FULHAM

Kick Off: Saturday 3:00pm
Previous 2018-19 Result: Fulham 1 Leicester 1

The Brendan Rodgers reign started off with a loss to Watford last weekend, so a nice home game against the Premier League’s worst away team who have yet to win a game on the road is as nice a gift as you could be given. Although Fulham have a new boss too, so the new manager bounces can balance each other out. In fact Fulham looked far less hapless last weekend in Scott Parker’s first match in charge.

If it wasn’t for Leicester’s win at home to Brighton two matches ago, the Foxes would have the second worst home record. It is still ordinary with just five wins for the season, but the last win broke a four game losing streak.

Barely Interesting Fact: Fulham have lost only once at Leicester since 2000, and that was a 4-3. OK, there have only been five games, but still a barely interesting stat.

 

CARDIFF v WEST HAM

Kick Off: Saturday 3:00pm
Previous 2018-19 Result: West Ham 3 Cardiff 1

The scrap to avoid the last relegation spot rages on, with Cardiff currently occupying the dreaded 18th spot, but could take advantage of Southampton’s tough game v Spurs to leapfrog them again. 

In all honesty, the fact that Cardiff aren’t looking doomed at this stage of the season is a credit to them, and to manager Neil Warnock who looked an absolute certainty to be among the first three bosses sacked. They may still go down, but at least they given it everything. Their recent form is the worry, losing three games in a row now with a total of 1-10.

West Ham are solid midfield, but their away form is a worry, they have lost four of their last five away. But they did beat an in form Newcastle last start at home to show some glimpses of form themselves.

Barely Interesting Fact: Cardiff have won this fixture just three times in the last 60 years. (27 Matches)

 

NEWCASTLE v EVERTON

Kick Off: Saturday 3:00pm
Previous 2018-19 Result: Everton 1 Newcastle 1

This may not be as bad a game as it would have been a few months ago. Newcastle is great form at home with four wins in a row at St James’ Park, Everton had a big win at Cardiff and a strong draw against Liverpool in recent games. Both teams could hardly have been more impressive in their last respective home and away game.

Newcastle’s burst of home wins has seen them move just about far enough away from relegation, and hard to believe that a Magpies win will see them within three points of Everton.

Although we mention it every week, this week is the week Miguel Almiron scores up a storm.

Barely Interesting Fact: Newcastle haven’t beaten Everton in their last seven games.

 

SOUTHAMPTON v SPURS

Kick Off: Saturday 3:00pm
Previous 2018-19 Result: Spurs 3 Southampton 1

Spurs come into the this game on a high of completing the double over Dortmund in the Champions League. But it is the league they worry about, especially after the manager’s comments post an Fa Cup loss to Crystal Palace. Spurs have gone from challenging for the title in a strong third place, to looking over their shoulder at the chasing pack. They’ll probably hold onto third, but can’t slip up here against Southampton as they are still yet to play Liverpool and Man City.

Southampton have won just three times at home this season, and their home record is the fourth worst, but they have also lost only five times, and their goal difference of minus four shows they are always competitive at St Mary’s.

Barely Interesting Fact: Southampton last beat Spurs at home in 2005. They have yet to beat Spurs at home since their most recent arrival back to the Premier League.

 

MANCHESTER CITY v WATFORD

Kick Off: Saturday 5:30pm
Previous 2018-19 Result: Watford 1 Man City 2

Man City are back in first place, and for many that is title race over. But they still have to play in the FA Cup, where Liverpool can have a break. Despite losing one game a piece in the League since January 1, Man City have outscored Liverpool by eight points, and have even outscored their city rivals by one point. A return of 22-4 is not bad either over those nine games.

Talking of form since new year’s Watford are going well, especially if you overlook their thrashing at Liverpool. They are currently the sixth best team since the turn of the year, and fifth best on the road. And we lover Troy Deeney scoring goals in his past two games.

Barely Interesting Fact: Since Watford’s return to the Premier League they have lost all seven games to Man City. For a total of 22-3. Watford last won this fixture in 1989.

 

LIVERPOOL v BURNLEY

Kick Off: Sunday 12:00pm
Previous 2018-19 Result: Burnley 1 Liverpool 3

Liverpool may only have lost once in the league this season, but their recent run of draws has seen them lose the lead of the Premier League again, and they have scored fewer points in their last six than Crystal Palace and Wolves.

Burnley were one of the form teams in 2019, rivalling the top six sides, but two losses in a row against sides around them in the table has seen them drop to 16th, and just five points above the drop. And below the teams that have just beat them.

Barely Interesting Fact: Burnley have scored one goal against Liverpool in each of their last four fixtures. They have also lost three and drawn once.

 

CHELSEA v WOLVES

Kick Off: Sunday 2:00pm
Previous 2018-19 Result: Wolves 2 Chelsea 1

The heat on Chelsea boss Sarri has died down a little, and although he probably won’t be in charge next season, it looks like he might survive this season. Chelsea can still finish as high as third given Spurs’ recent wobbles, but fourth is more realistic in the great battle between them Man Utd and Arsenal. They didn’t flog Fulham as some expected last weekend, they did just bring in a new manager, but Higuain was among the goals, and there was an assist from Eden Hazard, so perhaps a corner is ready to be turned.

Wolves continue to impress, and thoroughly deserve their position as best of the rest. They did beat Chelsea earlier in the year at home, but their record away to Chelsea is terrible.

Barely Interesting Fact: Wolves last avoided defeat at Stamford Bridge in 1982 in the old second division. The last four fixtures at Chelsea have totaled 15-0.

 

ARSENAL v MANCHESTER UNITED

Kick Off: Sunday 4:00pm
Previous 2018-19 Result: Man Utd 2 Arsenal 2

The premium game of the weekend, in the awful premium timeslot for those outside of Europe and North America.

Normally games between the big sides are boring affairs, but this fixture always seems to produce action, and there have been a minimum of two goals in each game over the last five seasons.

With Man Utd, Arsenal and Chelsea covered by just two points, and Spurs three points above, the top four positions is just as great a battle as for first place. A draw in this game could see Chelsea leapfrog both of these sides.

Barely Interesting Fact: Man Utd have won 3-1 on their last two trips to Arsenal.

 

 

2018-2019 Premier League Tipping Competition Results

THE GURGLER

2018-2019 Tipping Results – 151/289 – 52% – (16 Correct Scores)

Last Week Tipping Results –  6/10

Best – 7/10 Week 1, 3, 4, 7, 15, 25

 

OPPOSITION

2018-2019 Results – 133/289 – 46%

Week 1 – 6/10 – Week 1 Form from last 5 seasons
Week 2 – 5/10 – Change in Market Value after Transfer Window
Week 3 – 4/10 – Red Cards from last 5 seasons
Week 4 – 7/10 – Form v Post Sir Alex Man Utd
Week 5 – 5/10 – Post International Break Form
Week 6 – 3/10 – Avoiding Russian Spies
Week 7 – 4/10 – Brexit
Week 8 – 6/10 – v Jose Mourinho
Week 9 – 4/10 – Sacked Managers / Tenure
Week 10 – 4/10 – Fighting Managers
Week 11 – 7/10 – v Leicester City
Week 12 – 4/10 – US Mid Term Elections
Week 13 – 6/10 – Claudio Ranieri
Week 14 – 5/10 – Own Goals
Week 15 – 5/10 – Midweek Form (Last 5 Seasons)
Week 16 – 2/10 – Hate
Week 17 – 4/10 – Dangerous Nickname
Week 18 – 5/10 – Christmas Shopping
Week 19 – 4/10 – Boxing Day Form
Week 20 – 7/10 – 2018 Form
Week 21 – 1/10 – New Year’s Eve
Week 22 – 7/10 – January Form
Week 23 – 3/10 – Traffic
Week 24 – 2/10 – Post FA Cup 3rd / 4th Round Form
Week 25 – 4/10 – Happiness
Week 26 – 6/10 – Valentine’s Days
Week 27 – 6/10 – Divorce
Week 28 – 5/10 – Sack Race
Week 30 – 8/10 – Wages

 

Round 1 Intrust Super Cup Predictions + Preview

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The big first weekend of the new Intrust Super Cup season is here, and we offer up our Round 1 Intrust Super Cup Round preview with our fearless predictions.

There’s a brief rundown of each game, a bit about betting, broadcasting, and more.

Most importantly, we have the CEO of main sponsor Intrust Super Brendan O’Farrell giving us his tips each week.

If you need a full season preview – we have you covered here with our 2019 Intrust Super Cup preview.

If you don’t yet have an Intrust Super Cup team, then take our Personality Quiz.

Just to emphasise that the Intrust Super Cup offers those in SEQ some Sunday afternoon football, there are four games this weekend to choose from.

And the TV game is thankfully back to Sunday afternoon. Where it belongs.

 

ROUND 1 INTRUST SUPER CUP TIPPING – ARE YOU SMARTER THAN SUPER BOF?

Fancy yourself an Intrust Super Cup tipping guru. Reckon you’re better than the CEO of Intrust Super yourself? Find out his tips below, and submit your via our Twitter or Facebook page.

BRENDAN O’FARRELL (CEO of Intrust Super)

EASTS TIGERS to beat Mackay Cutters
WYNNUM SEAGULLS to beat Sunshine Coast Falcons
REDCLIFFE DOLPHINS to beat Northern Pride
TOWNSVILLE BLACKHAWKS to beat Ipswich Jets
TWEED HEADS SEAGULLS to beat PNG Hunters
SOUTHS LOGAN MAGPIES to beat Central Capras
BURLEIGH BEARS to beat Norths Devils

THE GURGLER’s TIPS (Us) 

EASTS TIGERS to beat Mackay Cutters
SUNSHINE COAST FALCONS to beat Wynnum Seagulls
NORTHERN PRIDE to beat Redcliffe Dolphins
IPSWICH JETS to beat Townsville Blackhawks
PNG HUNTERS to beat Tweed Heads Seagulls
SOUTHS LOGAN MAGPIES to beat Central Capras
NORTHS DEVILS to beat Burleigh Bears

Follow our weekly Twitter post to add your selections.

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ROUND 1 INTRUST SUPER CUP – MINI PREVIEW

Here’s a quick rundown on our thoughts for all of the games this weekend.

The full Team Lists for Round 1 can be found at the QRL Website.

 

EASTS TIGERS v MACKAY CUTTERS
Saturday 4:30pm

Langlands Park is a nice, familiar place to kick off the 2019 Intrust Super Cup, and the Tigers will no doubt be as strong as ever, they always are, and trying to build on their late season momentum which took them all the way to the Grand Final. They’re missing a few names that helped them with that late season charge, but should still have enough quality to sneak home over Mackay.

The Cutters came last in 2018, and losing Nicho Hynes and some of their forwards (two – Aaron Booth and Bennett Leslie – are playing for Easts this weekend) wouldn’t help, but an influx of new faces can also bring a fresh start. They’ll need it as Mackay have never won at Langlands Park.

A key battle will be how Rhys Jacks makes up for the loss of Brodie Croft/Brayden Torpy against a quality half in Cooper Bambling.

2018: R2 Mackay 10 Easts 44 – R18 Easts 26 Mackay 24
Betting: N/A

 

SUNSHINE COAST FALCONS v WYNNUM SEAGULLS
Saturday 5:30pm

Two much changed sides go head to head on the Sunshine Coast, each side with their own intriguing new faces to debut this weekend.

Catching our eye for the Falcons is the recruitment of Jonathon Rueben from Townsville. The speed machine will no doubt light up the coast throughout the 2019 Intrust Super season.

Also making a first start in new colours is the former PNG Hunter Edene Gebbie. He is named at fullback, and was one of the Hunters real bright lights last season. Matiu Love-Henry is another new face to lead the Seagulls pack.

2018: R2 Wynnum 22 SunCoast 23 – R18 SunCoast 18 Wynnum 6
Betting: N/A

 

NORTHERN PRIDE v REDCLIFFE DOLPHINS
Saturday 6:00pm

The Dolphins begin their premiership defence with a challenging game up in Cairns against a Pride side who have boosted their side with a few new names to counter the loss of star half Jake Clifford to the NRL amongst others.

Redcliffe’s win away to the Pride late last season was their first in Cairns, in fact both games last season went with the away side. Good omens for Redcliffe?

With Cameron Cullen out for the season, the Dolphins could be worried about creativity, however young gun Corey Paix, who was impressed in Broncos trials will no doubt admirably fill the gap. The game will also see the debut of new Pride recruit in former NRL player Maurice Blair, who has been named on the bench.

2018: R10 Redcliffe 24 Pride 26 – R23 Pride 6 Redcliffe 18
Betting: N/A

 

IPSWICH JETS v TOWNSVILLE BLACKHAWKS
Sunday 12:10pm
TV GAME

The first TV game fixture of the 2019 Intrust Super Cup offers up what should be a quality clash. They usually are. And a replay of the 2015 Grand Final no less.

You never know quite what to expect from the Ipswich Jets, perhaps the Walker brothers will surprise in 2019 by playing regular rugby league. We hope not. A few of the players who formed that premiership winning side remain, including the return of former five-eighth Josh Cleeland from his NRL adventures, where he was unlucky not to get a decent go.

Townsville have been arguably the best team in the Intrust Super Cup since their arrival in 2015, but have just the grand final to show for their efforts. The side looks as strong as ever for 2019, which sees new recruit Shaun Nona relegated to a bench spot behind Kyle Laybutt and the returning Michael Parker-Walshe. A nice story seeing the club’s original halfback return after retiring in 2017.

For us, you can’t go past Michael Purcell and Marmin Barba as players to watch. In particular the Ipswich fullback Purcell has a try scoring knack that is almost unrivalled in the Intrust Super Cup.

2018: R2 Ipswich 20 Townsville 18 – R18 Townsville 22 Ipswich 14
Betting: N/A

 

TWEED HEADS SEAGULLS v PNG HUNTERS
Sunday 2:05pm

Strange but true, that the Tweed Heads Seagulls beat the Hunters twice in the PNG side’s premiership winning season n 2017. That was avenged in 2018, but the Tweed Heads Seagulls face a much changed PNG Hunters in Round 1.

Gone are the names that everyone came to love, like the Boas brothers, Puara, and our favourite Willie Minoga, plus another handful of former Hunters playing for other ISC club. Whilst it’s not quite as good without them, that means a fresh bunch of new Hunters heroes are ready to be met.

For us, we are looking forward to seeing more of fullback Joe Joshua and Junior Rop and everyone else. And the loss of the Boas brothers gives Charlie Simon a chance to run the show in 2019.  He showed real glimpses of quality last season, and more responsibility will suit.

Tweed Heads have a shiny new logo, and they did threaten at some stages last year of breaking into the finals race. With eight finals places a new offer for this season, that will help. Tweed still have one the McGradys featuring for them this weekend, with Lindon named a five eighth. Brayden is currently chasing an NRL dream with Penrith.

2018: R4 – PNG 32 Tweed 8 – R22 Tweed 12 PNG 22
Betting: N/A

 

SOUTHS LOGAN MAGPIES v CENTRAL CAPRAS
Sunday 3:00pm

Traditional kick off time at one of the good old grounds in Davies Park sees the Magpies welcome the Central Capras.

The Magpies had finals in their grasp in 2018, and threw it all away with a horror run of results in the second half of the season. A few new recruits will hopefully get them back on track for finals.

Those new names feature Linc Port and Matthew Soper-Lawler, and they still have one the competition’s finest players in Guy Hamilton. We’re also keeping an eye on fullback Gerome Burns. The fullback spot for Souths Logan lately has become a golden ticket for NRL dreams, with Corey Allen departing for Souths in the off-season, and Jamayne Isaako doing very nicely at the Broncos after a stellar 2017 for the Magpies.

 

NORTHS DEVILS v BURLEIGH BEARS
Sunday 3:00pm

Some are picking Norths as great improvers in 2019, and even dark horses for the title, so what better way to prove those credentials than to face the Burleigh Bears first up. A side who Norths actually did the double over in 2018.

The strong spine of Burleigh remains, where 2016 premiership winners like Pat Politoni, Jamal Fogarty and Kurtis Rowe remain. Luke Page too is still turning out for the Bears, hoping to make it to another Grand Final and beyond. They weren’t far off last season having finished second but losing both finals games, and a little strengthening won’t hurt their chances.

For the Devils, we can’t wait to see Nixon Putt is motion for the Jets. Putt was the country’s best last season in addition to being super for the PNG Hunters all season. Dargan v Fogarty in the halves could be the game’s fascinating battle.

2018: R6 Norths 20 Burleigh 4 – Burleigh 24 Norths 28
Betting: N/A

 

 

 

NRL Top 10 Wildcard Weekend proposal proves they are NFL wannabes | The Weekly Gripe

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In further proof that the NRL is desperate to be more like the NFL, despite being just one letter different, the NRL Top 10 Wildcard Weekend proposal was wheeled out today. Mostly to mild to high disapproval from a varied cross section of rugby league.

Don’t get us wrong, we aren’t against the idea of spicing up the NRL Draw as we went into lengths here to discuss. But to have an NRL Top 10 Wildcard Weekend seems to be fixing a problem that wasn’t really one. Unlike the reverse for off field behaviour, rorting the salary cap, and Todd Greenberg.

Mediocrity will soon be rewarded as opening the competition up down to 10th will open up the opportunity for team with a winning record of less than 50% to sneak through.

Of course the argument is that the Wests Tigers, who just missed out deserved better for their hard work, and a team on a late season surge aren’t rewarded. But more often than not there is no team on a charge to sneak into 10th. They are usually good enough to make the eight. And how bad must the early season form have been if you only make it to tenth on a good season run.

Another argument is the dead rubber, which a NRL Top 10 Wildcard Weekend would address. But perhaps if the NRL cleaned up the myriad of rules crackdown, grapple tackles and endless wrestle, and halves being relentlessly attacked without the ball, the meaningless games would still be entertaining.

Maybe a NRL Top 10 Wildcard Weekend would work with another two teams added with expansion being placed back of the table. A top 10 for 18 teams makes sense.

People are welcome to argue the points for, and we will politely listen and decline to agree. For us it appears to be just another step towards turning the R into an F.

But that might even be the right strategy if Rugby League picks up in the USA if a reported New York side follows in the footsteps of the Toronto Wolfpack.

Perhaps the NRL are actually the greatest forward thinkers in Australian sport.

 

 

Other Alternative NRL = NFL Ideas

To ensure the NRL gets as close to the NFL as possible, or needs another idea to make the competition as fair and as interesting as possible, here are a few.

  • Metres will be replaced by yards to measure up against the NFL, and make it easier for a potential US audience to follow.
  • Sets of tackles will be reduced to four, to match the NFL count.
  • Conferences will be established – North, South, East, and West.
  • After 5 penalties the team giving them away will be liable for a team foul. The opposition will be invited to have a penalty goal shot from in front. This is repeated for every subsequent set of three penalties. OK, that’s clearly basketball.
  • Gatorade (or Australian equivalent) will be thrown on the winning coach when the win the grand fin……scratch that. Already implemented.
  • The Captain’s Call is introduced, but in NFL style it is with a flag.
  •  The NRL will have a big US Movie based theme Round Indy available for teams of a certain manufacturer.

Or some alternative ideas to spice up the NRL Finals to the NRL Top 10 Wildcard Weekend

We’re quite capable of coming up with a NRL Top 10 Wildcard idea ourselves. And of similar or lesser quality.

THE ONE TEAM A WEEK DROP OUT RULE

 With eight weeks remaining to the finals, the NRL will eliminate one team each week until a final eight remain. Easily done. In week one, the team last on the ladder are eliminated. From there on it gets moe interesting. The team who is next worst in the table and not already cut will be thrown out of 2019 NRL Finals contention. This means not only is each week in the countdown exciting, but every game as last place can change after each result.

This will allow a team in a late season run of form to keep the good times rolling, and strike off those going mediocre earlier than usual.

 

THE 1980’s F1 STYLE COUNT BEST 16 of 26 RESULTS

Back in the greatest period of F1 racing, where Prosts, Sennas, Mansells and Pierluigi Martini raced, the cars were so unreliable that the F! Championship end result was counted on just the best 11 of the drivers 16 races.

Why not give it a trial in the NRL.

How would it spice up the tail end of the season I hear you ask. Well let’s say a team is winning a lot of close games (Team A), compared to a team that is wildly erratic (Team B).

Team A is already on 16 wins going into the last three weeks, that means they can’t score any more competition points, and it is then up to them to throw caution to the wind and boost the for and against.

Let’s then say there’s Team B is on 13 wins going into the last three weeks. If they can win the three games, and climb above Team A on points difference by the end of the season, Team A could still win their last three, and finish the season with 19 wins, but finish behind Team B.

Talk about making every game count.

 

NO FINALS SERIES – JUST POOL ELIMINATION

With the NFL conferences already in action as above, why not use them to spice up the finals.

Instead of having a four week finals series, let the season continue with four weeks to go, and start eliminating the lowest team from each pool each week.

After three weeks of elimination you are left with four pool winners, who then play each other in an NFL style way, ended with a Superbowl style Grand Final.

 

ACKNOWLEDGEMENT 

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MKR and Tara McWilliams win February 2019 Jerk of the Month

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Better late than never – time to announce that the entire MKR show, and the executive producer of MAFS Tara McWilliams have been chosen by our readers as the joint Ferburary 2019 Jerk of the Month.

Reality TV was the real winner/loser in February as the lowest common denominator drops another level for the dross that is modern day TV viewing on FTA.

MKR makes it a second consecutive year that they have won a monthly Jerk of the Month award. The cook then cry phenomenon reaching boiling point for the very few readers of our website. 

MAFS executive producer beat her own show to win February 2019 Jerk of the Month. MAFS may well be popular, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t tryuly awful. And being n executive producer means you are ultimately resposnbile. And certainly deserving of February 2019 Jerk of the Month for MAFS alone. 

Here is the voting, and the reason for the winners being nominated, as well as the unsuccessful February 2019 Jerk of the Motnh nominations.

 

VOTING – February 2019 Jerk of the Month

Here’s how you voted.

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FORM GUIDE – February 2019 Jerk of the Month Winners

TARA McWILLIAMS – MAFS EXEC PRODUCER

Why nominated for the Jerk?

The brains behind MAFS. And other similarly bad programming.

Jerk Rating: 10/10

 

MKR

Why nominated for the Jerk?

Whilst not as bad as MAFS, it is still bad, full of jerks who have probably been told by producers to act as big of a —- for ratings.

Home schooled morons talking sh!t, people who have never met talking sh!t, chefs talking sh!t, people eating sh!t.

It’s all sh!t. And remember the mission statement of the show – Cook, Cry, Repeat.

A previous Monthly Jerk winner in 2018.

Jerk Rating: 8/10

 

 

FORM GUIDE – February 2019 Jerk of the Month Other Nominations

 

DONALD TRUMP

Why nominated for the Jerk?

After ending the US Shutdown by making a deal with the Democrats that made him look weak, he rebounded with declaring an emergency to get his money.

Much like he kid who has thrown the toys out of the pram when they don’t get what they want. 

The end result will be a wall that is useless, doesn’t stop anything that Trump is promising, and has wasted billions of dollars.’

If the US had an Australian political setup, he would have been replaced as leader at least three times by now.

Jerk Rating: 10/10

 

CLIVE PALMER

Why nominated for the Jerk?

For his stupid ads and billboards.

For attempting to run for parliament again.

For his conspiracy theory about a Chinese invasion via a remote WA airfield. For which we provided six more equally stupid ideas.

For being him.

Jerk Rating: 8/10

 

TONY ABBOTT

Why nominated for the Jerk?

For taking his potential dethroning of his Warringah electorate in a blaze of jerk.

Hopefully 2019 will be the last of him we’ll see as a politician before he moves onto the increasingly awful and unwatchable Sky News Channel.

Enough of the politics now, on to some other categories of jerk.

Jerk Rating: 9/10

 

SOUTHAMPTON FOOTBALL FANS DOING AEROPLANE IMITATION DURING CARDIFF MATCH

Why nominated for the Jerk?

There’s plenty of banter between rival sets of fans in any UK Football match,  most of it is great, and a reason English Football attracts the biggest dollars.

But some people take it too far, those who made aeroplane signs towards Cardiff fans are jerks of the highest order. 

Most fans of most clubs paid their respects during the first weekend after the missing body of Sala was confirmed as being on a plane in the bottom of the sea. A few jerks didn’t and made aeroplane gestures towards Cardiff fans.

Police took the people in but released them as you sadly can’t arrest people for being a jerk. Yet.

Jerk Rating: 8/10

 

MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT (ENTIRE SHOW)

Why nominated for the Jerk?

As awful as a show can get, even for reality TV, with Channel Nein assembling the biggest bunch of awful, self-centred, over opinionated, awful twits since the modern Channel Nein cricket team.

We have already moaned about that MAFS claims to be a social experiment. 

And it hasn’t got better.

One wonders what news.com.au will do for content once it’s finished.

One doesn’t wonder about Channel Nein’s ability to produce rubbish.

Jerk Rating: 9/10

 

INSURANCE COMPANIES

Why nominated for the Jerk?

As ever Insurance companies are fine with taking an annual premium, but less so when there has been a natural disaster and you actually need the support.

Cue the predictable knocking back or reduction of claims for those affected by the Townsville flooding.

Insurance companies who do the above are so low that they would need a parachute to fall out of a snake’s arse.

Jerk Rating: 9/10

 

NRL OFF SEASON BAD BOYS

Why nominated for the Jerk?

Whilst you can’t paint all rugby league players with the same brush, you can certainly group all the buffoons who have broken or stretched the law since the NRL stopped last October.

Ranging from alcoholic buffoonery to jailable offences, they have kept the NRL bosses busy and deserve to be recognised as potential Jerk of the Month recipients.

Jerk Rating: 5/10

 

JUSSIE SMOLLETT

Why nominated for the Jerk?

Justin “Jussie” Smollett would be a name that very few people around the world would have known before he was involved in a shocking hate crime.

Correction: it was not a hate crime, but a staged attack to boost his future career earnings.

At last, he could add a Jerk of the Month trophy to his CV.

Jerk Rating: 8/10

 

 

 

 

Premier League Predictions Week 29 – Gurgler v Wages

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Too much football is barely enough, and if you feel that way, you’ll be glad for our Premier League Predictions Week 29.

Every week we offer up our Premier League predictions, along with a mini preview of each match, with a few best bets in an alternative Premier League preview.

We also put our tips up against a competitor, usually not human though, and based on some football stat or general life. This week our tipping opponent is based on the wages earned in each city/town around the UK.

It’s a lot like the BBC’s Lawros tips, but better. Arguably.

 

Premier League Predictions Week 29 – Gurgler v Wages

TIPS BACKGROUND: Since we did tips based on the UK Spend on Valentine’s Day for Week 26, and the divorce rate for not spending money, surely then we can do tips based on the earning power of each set of fans.

Courtesy of this article, we have the weekly earning figures from each city. And which ever city earns the most, those fans are happier, and therefore we predict cheers their team on more, which inspires the team to win. Says us.

Money doesn’t buy happiness, although it will buy Premier League Predictions Week 29. Cynics would say that London fans may not be happier with more wages as it costs more to watch their team in the capital. Good news for Fulham as this method of tipping gives them a point v Chelsea.

GURGLER PREMIER LEAGUE Predictions Week 29

But first our tips. Based on our opinion, research, study and ignorance. (In no particular order)

SPURS to beat Arsenal (1-0)
MAN UTD to beat Southampton (4-1)
WOLVES to beat Cardiff (2-0)
MAN CITY to beat Bournemouth (4-0)
DRAW – Brighton v Huddersfield (0-0)
CRYSTAL PALACE to beat Burnley (2-0)
NEWCASTLE to beat West Ham (2-0)
LEICESTER to beat Watford (2-1)
CHELSEA to beat Fulham (4-1)
DRAW – Everton v Liverpool (1-1)

PREMIER LEAGUE Predictions Week 29 – Wages in the UK

Weekly wages in brackets. Probably a bad week to do it with a few cross town derbies.

DRAW – Spurs (727 GBP) v Arsenal (727 GBP)
SOUTHAMPTON (579 GBP) to beat Man Utd (512 GBP) to beat 
WOLVES (527 GBP) to beat Cardiff (505 GBP)
MANCHESTER CITY (512 GBP) to beat Bournemouth (503 GBP) 
BRIGHTON (496 GBP)  to beat Huddersfield (424 GBP)
CRYSTAL PALACE (727 GBP) to beat Burnley (459 GBP)
WEST HAM (727 GBP) to beat Newcastle (501 GBP)
WATFORD (727 GBP) to beat Leicester (480 GBP)
DRAW – Fulham (727 GBP) v Chelsea (727 GBP)
DRAW – Everton (512 GBP) v Liverpool (512 GBP)

Premier League Predictions Week 29 Barely Interesting Stats

Before we get into the match by match interesting stats, and stuff, we have compiled a quick table comparing last six form vs season form. It has been sorted by % difference.

It shows Newcastle going twice as good lately, and Brighton in some real danger. Thee of the top six are under 100% of their season points per game average.

Team Form v Season
Newcastle United 196%
Burnley 140%
Southampton 138%
Wolves 128%
Arsenal 125%
Crystal Palace 124%
Manchester United 119%
Cardiff 112%
Manchester City 103%
Huddersfield 100%
Bournemouth 96%
Tottenham 93%
Watford 93%
Fulham 82%
Liverpool 81%
Everton 78%
Chelsea 76%
West Ham 65%
Leicester 53%
Brighton 17%

 

 

Premier League Predictions Week 29 Mini Match by Match Preview

Here’s a quick run down of every game for Week 29, with a barely interesting stat and a best bet included for those inclined.

SPURS v ARSENAL

Kick Off: Saturday 12:30pm UK
Previous 2018-19 Result: Arsenal 4 Spurs 2 (EPL)

The big game of the weekend sees the North London rivalry reignite. A shame it isn’t going to be played at Spurs new home ground. Spurs are in a mini slump now, coinciding with talk of a sneaky title push. Consecutive losses to Chelsea and Burnley has seen them go from sniffing at Man City and Liverpool to being just four points ahead of fourth place Arsenal. A Gunners win sees them just one point behind if that happens.

Barely Interesting Fact: You have to go back to 2014 when the away team last won the North London derby in the EPL. That was Arsenal 1-0.

 

MANCHESTER UTD v SOUTHAMPTON

Kick Off: Saturday 3pm UK
Previous 2018-19 Result: Southampton 2 Man Utd 2

Two good wins from midweek, and the Man Utd good times roll on. Even Lukaku is among the goals, and Fred is getting a game. Happy days for United at the moment. Although they have only drawn their last two at home.

Southampton are out of the bottom three after their win over Fulham and Cardiff second consecutive loss. Their record at Old Trafford recently is quite good.

Barely Interesting Fact: Man Utd have only beaten Southampton once at home in the past five seasons. Southampton have two wins and two draws from the other matches.

 

WOLVES v CARDIFF

Kick Off: Saturday 3pm UK
Previous 2018-19 Result: Cardiff 2 Wolves 1

Wolves are looking down the barrel of another season double against a bottom side after losing to Huddersfield midweek for the second time. Cardiff have been beaten by a combined 8-1 in their last two games at home. They have won two from four away.

Barely Interesting Fact: The away team has won this fixture nine times in the past eleven seasons in the various leagues these teams have met in.

 

BRIGHTON v HUDDERSFIELD

Kick Off: Saturday 3pm UK
Previous 2018-19 Result: Huddersfield 1 Brighton 2

Brighton are sinking fast, and all of a sudden are looking in real trouble. Huddersfield are all but down, but not going without a fight after completing the double over Wolves midweek.

Barely Interesting Fact: These two teams have six points between them from their last seven games.

 

BURNLEY v CRYSTAL PALACE

Kick Off: Saturday 3pm UK
Previous 2018-19 Result: Crystal Palace 2 Burnley 0

Burnley lost an outstanding eight game unbeaten streak go at Newcastle in midweek, but remain five points clear of relegation. Crystal Palace were predictably beaten by Man Utd at home during midweek, but they look to have found some decent form, and teams who lose after a long unbeaten streak quite often double up the losses in the next games.

Barely Interesting Fact: Crystal Palace have scored more than twice as many goals away than home.

 

BOURNEMOUTH v MANCHESTER CITY

Kick Off: Saturday 3pm UK
Previous 2018-19 Result: Man City 3 Bournemouth 1

At least Bournemouth are at home, where they can be taken seriously for a win. They are best of the rest (7th) for home form this season. They have also beaten Chelsea 4-0 as part of a five game unbeaten home streak.

But Manchester City are still Manchester City, and they have way too many options for the Cherries to deal with. Danger lurks with Aguero, who has 3 goals and 1 assists from two games v Bournemouth and Raheem Sterling has 10 goals and 2 assists in seven games.

Barely Interesting Fact: Bournemouth have never beaten Man City. Two draws in 13 matches their record.

 

WEST HAM v NEWCASTLE

Kick Off: Saturday 5:30pm UK
Previous 2018-19 Result: Newcastle 0 West Ham 3

All of a sudden Newcastle are in form, fourth on the last six form table, and have conceded the equal fewest goals in the last six games with three. They are six points clear of relegation, and we believe their new signing Miguel Almiron is only a game or two away from a breakout performance. As if his first starts weren’t exciting enough. Almost as exciting as Fabian Schar’s goal from midweek. 

West Ham couldn’t back up their win over Fulham during the midweek, but were never likely to against Man City, and the end result wasn’t too bad. A win here for Newcastle could see these sides separated by just two points. Unthinkable a few months ago.

Barely Interesting Fact: Newcastle’s recent form (last 6) is twice as good (in points per game) as the season form as a whole. 

 

WATFORD v LEICESTER

Kick Off: Sunday 12pm UK
Previous 2018-19 Result: Leicester 2 Watford 0

Leicester have officially hired former Celtic manager Brendan Rodgers, and they responded with a predictable win. Will Vardy continue the form he showed after Claudio Ranieri was fired mid-season a few years back? He scored 6 goals in the five games after the title winning manager got the boot.

Watford were in form and conceding very few in the recent matches. Just four goals against in nine games. So the five they shipped against Liverpool was a turnaround. Especially after their 5-1 mauling f Cardiff.

Barely Interesting Fact: Watford have won the last two matches between these teams at home 2-1.

How about a video of a famous moment between the two clubs in the Championship on their way back to the Premier League from earlier in the decade. Well worth a watch.

 

FULHAM v CHELSEA

Kick Off: Sunday 2:05pm UK
Previous 2018-19 Result: Chelsea 2 Fulham 0

Fulham look doomed, and a visit from Chelsea, who may have found a little spark is not a good thing. The Cottagers are on track to concede 86 goals as it stands. But they have some really hard fixtures to come against some free flowing football sides. 100 is not out of the question.

Chelsea are going about saving their top four push after knocking off Spurs in midweek. Sarri hangs onto his job for now.

Barely Interesting Fact: Fulham haven’t beaten Chelsea since 2006. Although they did go on a run of five straight draws from 2010.

 

EVERTON v LIVERPOOL

Kick Off: Sunday 4:15pm UK
Previous 2018-19 Result: Liverpool 1 Everton 0

The big Liverpool derby finishes off the weekend, and both sides had great wins in midweek. Liverpool destroyed a Watford side 5-0 who had won 5-1 themselves the previous match against Cardiff.

Talking of Cardiff, coincidentally Everton got back to winning ways with a comprehensive 3-0 win in Wales. They had lost their previous thee.

Barely Interesting Fact: Everton haven’t beaten Liverpool since a 2010 win at home.

 

FPL Week 29 – Fantasy Premier League Preview

Click on the link above to see our preview of the Fantasy football side of things this week.

 

 

2018-2019 Premier League Tipping Competition Results

THE GURGLER

2018-2019 Tipping Results – 145/279 – 52% – (15 Correct Scores)

Last Week Tipping Results –  6/10

Best – 7/10 Week 1, 3, 4, 7, 15, 25

 

OPPOSITION

2018-2019 Results – 125/279 – 44%

Week 1 – 6/10 – Week 1 Form from last 5 seasons
Week 2 – 5/10 – Change in Market Value after Transfer Window
Week 3 – 4/10 – Red Cards from last 5 seasons
Week 4 – 7/10 – Form v Post Sir Alex Man Utd
Week 5 – 5/10 – Post International Break Form
Week 6 – 3/10 – Avoiding Russian Spies
Week 7 – 4/10 – Brexit
Week 8 – 6/10 – v Jose Mourinho
Week 9 – 4/10 – Sacked Managers / Tenure
Week 10 – 4/10 – Fighting Managers
Week 11 – 7/10 – v Leicester City
Week 12 – 4/10 – US Mid Term Elections
Week 13 – 6/10 – Claudio Ranieri
Week 14 – 5/10 – Own Goals
Week 15 – 5/10 – Midweek Form (Last 5 Seasons)
Week 16 – 2/10 – Hate
Week 17 – 4/10 – Dangerous Nickname
Week 18 – 5/10 – Christmas Shopping
Week 19 – 4/10 – Boxing Day Form
Week 20 – 7/10 – 2018 Form
Week 21 – 1/10 – New Year’s Eve
Week 22 – 7/10 – January Form
Week 23 – 3/10 – Traffic
Week 24 – 2/10 – Post FA Cup 3rd / 4th Round Form
Week 25 – 4/10 – Happiness
Week 26 – 6/10 – Valentine’s Days
Week 27 – 6/10 – Divorce
Week 28 – 5/10 – Sack Race

 

EXTRA BIT – Watford v Leicester Championship Playoff Semi Final

FPL Week 29 – Fantasy Premier League Preview – The Own Goal

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Following on from our semi popular Premier League predictions, we offer our weekly EPL Fantasy preview – The Own Goal FPL Week 29.

Each week we’ll attempt to give a quick round-up of some of the points of interest in Fantasy Premier League.

We used to do a podcast through our Fantasy United team, but who’s got time for that these days.

So much football it’s hard to keep up, and here is our best effort.

So enjoy The Own Goal FPL Week 29 preview. 

Disclaimer: We are Ipswich Town fans, so have no prejudice against any side in this division. Or the next, come August 2019.

 

FPL Week 29 – WHO’S HOT

Here’s a quick rundown of who is catching the eye from the midweek and beyond.

NEWCASTLE

Four wins at home in a row now, fourth in the last six form overall, and up to 13th place and six points clear of relegation. We’ve already gone on about Miguel Almiron and while there have only been the appearance points so far, a big bag O points is coming soon. Salomón Rondón, is looking better each week, and at 5.9 is value. As is  midweek scorer Sean Longstaff at 4.5. Fabian Schar though smashed home the goal of the midweek, and with a clean sheet shoveled up 15 points.

SADIO MANE

The in form Liverpool man at the moment. Has six goals in his last six games for a total of 48 points. Mo Salah in the same period has three goals and 33 points. Mane scored two in the midweek 5-0 win.

LIVERPOOL DEFENDERS

Assists and goals galore, with a clean sheet as the cherry. Take as many as you can cram into your side on this form. 2 assists for Andrew Robertson, 3 assists for Trent Alexander-Arnold, and two goals for Virgil van Dijk. It’s all good. 

ALEXANDRE LACAZETTE

Arsenal forward Alexandre Lacazette has in five of his last six matches for the Gunners. It seems to have inspired the usually underperforming Henrikh Mkhitaryan into action. He has 30 points in two games courtesy of two goals and three assists.

HUDDERSFIELD

A shout out for the Terriers going down with a fight. Secured a double against Wolves for the season. Worth a look for cheapies if the form continues. They play four of the bottom six in the next six weeks. And just one from the top six. More Mooy or Mounie?

 

FPL WEEK 29 – WHO’S NOT

BRIGHTON AWAY

Just can’t take them away from home. Glenn Murray wasted a few great chances to score.

FULHAM

Going down. But worth keeping an eye on players like Sessegnon in anticipation of avoiding the drop for another EPL side next season. Tom Cairney and Aleksandr Mitrovic seem the only ones who will get a gig in the EPL next season.

Now Caludio Ranieri has got the boot. So maybe we’ll look into this more next week.

CARDIFF

Two big losses at home in a row. There is some value to be had, but no point if they’re getting flogged.

 

FPL Week 29 – NEW MANAGER BOUNCE AT LEICESTER?

With Claude Puel’s exit and Brendan Rodgers arrival at Leicester, there opens an opportunity for some players to shine, who can no longer hide behind the excuse of the underperforming manager. Here’s a few worth considering. New manager Rodgers has a bit to prove, as do the players. They play in the dreaded Week 31.

JAMIE VARDY – Value 8.8 – Form 3.0 – Total 98pts

After Claudio Ranieri got sacked in 16-17, Vardy went on to score five goals and two assists in the following five games from the sacking. By season’s end, he had eight goals and five assists. He’s already scored one goal.

JAMES MADDISON – Value 6.6 – Form 2.8 – Total 95pts

Due for a turnaround – averaging under 2 points a game for his last eight. Loves to have a shot, soon a lot of them will gone in. Looked sharp against Brighton.

YOURI TIELEMANS – Value 6.0 – Form 2.0 – Total 8pts

In from Monaco, he has looked good without scoring any points in his few games for Leicester. Scored five goals and an assist for Monaco this season so far, not bad in a Monaco side who have been poor this year in Ligue 1. Secured an assist in midweek.

HARVEY BARNES – Value 5.5 – Form 2.2 – Total 17pts

A very handy prospect for the Foxes, who returned to the club after a loan at Championship side West Brom, where he scored nine goals and provided seven assists in 20 games. Got an assist in the coach killing loss against Crystal Palace last weekend, and looked good midweek.

HARRY MAGUIRE – Value 5.4 – Form 2.6 – Total 73pts

Not the greatest season for someone who was supposedly off the Man Utd in the summer. Probably need to wait to see how Leicester will change defensively, but Maguire does chime in with the occasional lazy goal. 

 

FPL Week 29 – HEAD to HEAD – SALAH or SADIO

Is Mo Salah worth the big price? Or is there sense in taking Sadio Mane, and spending the difference elsewhere. There’s always a risk in getting rid of one of the best players in the Premier League in the past two seasons, but to help you feel better about it, here are some Head to Head stats.

Stat Salah Sane
Form 3.6 8.2
Bonus Points 15 16
Total Points 195 154
Total Points per Million 14.4 15.9
Next 4 Games Opp History * 0.8 0.3
   Everton (Matches,Goals,Assists) 2-1-0 1-0-0
   Burnley 1-1-1 4-1-0
   Fulham 1-1-0 8-3-0
   Spurs 7-5-0 8-2-0
  • Score is adding the goals and assists together and dividing by the total number of matches played against all 4 sides.

Winner –  Mane wins 3-2

 

FPL Week 29 – CAPTAIN? MY CAPTAIN?

The difference between a great week and an average week is the choice of captain, so to save a bit of time here is the stats for a selection of choices against this week’s opponent. Not that always works as Mo Salah proved this midweek.

We’ve ranked them by Number of Goals/Assists per match.

Player vs Matches Goals Assists AvgPerMatch
Aguero Bournemouth 2 3 1 2.0
Sterling Bournemouth 7 10 2 1.7
Rashford Southampton 2 0 2 1.0
Aubameyang  Spurs 7 6 1 1.0
Hazard Fulham 5 0 5 1.0
Kane Arsenal 9 8 1 1.0
Vardy Watford 8 3 3 0.8
Lacazette Spurs 3 1 1 0.7
David Silva Bournemouth 4 0 2 0.5
Salah Everton 2 1 0 0.5
Mane Everton 6 3 0 0.5
Son Arsenal 5 1 1 0.4
Sane Bournemouth 3 0 1 0.3
Eriksen Arsenal 13 0 1 0.1
Pogba Southampton 4 0 0 0.0

We suggest: Aguero, Sterling, Rashford or Vardy

 

FPL Week 29 – OUR TEAM

You can’t give off tips without putting your money where your mouth is, so our team details are here for your information. Feel free to pick our team apart at your leisure. 

FPL – Electric Higuita Exp

 

FPL Week 29 STATS AND STUFF

Here’s some slightly useful information about upcoming games for each team. We have a table showing the split between top and bottom 6 teams, and the sweet middle for each teams next six weeks.

Following on from that, we have designed a measure to rank each team’s next 6 games in difficulty. Using opposition ranking, points, factoring in home and away fixtures, and using a calculation of current form.

With thanks to Transfermarkt for and WhoScored most of the above stats.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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