What better way to plough through another tedious working week than with a bunch of English Football and our EPL Matchday 31 Midweek Tips.
With barely enough time to do our tips, and come up with another ridiculous opponent to tip against, the third midweek round of fixtures (not in Xmas-New Year period) has arrived.
And so it is using the previous midweek rounds that we have come up with this week’s tipping opponent for our EPL Matchday 31 Midweek Tips.
Whichever team has secured the most points from the previous two midweek rounds gets the tip. Simples.
So below are our EPL Matchday 31 Midweek Tips Predictions and let’s see if we can beat the result of 3/10 from last week.
Don’t forget that there’s a full book of Championship and League One games, as Ipswich Town attempt to go from mediocre to relegated. We much preferred them when they were just plain boring and mediocre.
The Gurgler’s EPL Matchday 31 Midweek Tips
LEICESTER to beat Sunderland
DRAW – Watford v WBA
BURNLEY to beat Stoke
MANCHESTER UTD to beat Everton
CRYSTAL PALACE to beat Southampton
ARSENAL to beat West Ham
HULL to beat Middlesbrough
DRAW – Swansea v Spurs
CHELSEA to beat Manchester City
DRAW – Liverpool v Bournemouth
EPL Matchday 31 Midweek Tips from previous Midweek form
Points amassed from their last two midweek fixtures in brackets. Xmas and holidays midweek rounds excluded.
SUNDERLAND (1) to beat Leicester (0)
WBA (4) to beat Watford (3)
BURNLEY (3) to beat Stoke (2)
DRAW – Manchester Utd (4) v Everton (4)
CRYSTAL PALACE (3) to beat Southampton (1)
WEST HAM (3) to beat Arsenal (0)
DRAW – Hull (1) v Middlesbrough (1)
SPURS (4) to beat Swansea (3)
MANCHESTER CITY (6) to beat Chelsea (4)
LIVERPOOL (4) to beat Bournemouth (3)
PREVIOUS RESULTS
Currently we are better than our opponents, only just. We got to the magical 50% correct mark last weekend, great for us.
THE GURGLER RESULTS
Total – 132 / 270 (only started Match Day 6 – includes FA Cup Rd 3)
Average – 4.9 / 10
Best: 8/10 (1) – Worst 2/10 (1) – Last Time – 3/10
OPPONENT’S RESULTS
Total – 113 / 270
Average – 4.2 / 10
3 Year Old – 6/10
7 Month Old – 3/10
Pack of Cards – 3/10
The Dog – 2/10
Cars that drove past – 5/10
Frankington Stanley 2/10
Scrabble – 5/10
Alphabetical Order – 4/10
Colour of Kits – 5/10
Person in City/Town per Points – 7/10
Team Nicknames – 4/10
British Train Stations – 6/10
Team Abbreviations – Results Pending – 3 / 10
Famous Faces – 6/10
Last 6 Form (for FA Cup) – 16/32
The Sack Race – 5 / 10
Hours of UK Sunshine – 4/10
FA Cup Form – 3/10
Vowels – 0/10
Excel – 6 / 10
Crime – 1 / 8
Yellow Cards – 6 / 10
Postcodes – 3 / 10
House Values– 3/10
