After a solid half summer of watching Big Bash on Channel 10 it’s hard to avoid the looming I’m a Celebrity Australia 2017 edition.
Although we think they may be overestimating just how many are that concerned with who is going into the jungle.
Maybe instead of telling us who is going into the jungle with a protracted carrot dangle, they could let the public choose who to send in.
Instead of missing a few forgotten faces and B or worse grade celebrities, the public could really get rid of someone for a month or so. Parliament is not sitting so looking your way Canberra, New England.
But you knowI’m a Celebrity Australia 2017 edition will be full of people you can’t remember, didn’t realise we’re still alive or wish they weren’t.
They have sizzled up a few clues on the grill for I’m a Celebrity Australia 2017 edition, giving a brief career path. So we’re going to try and guess who they are and suggest some alternatives for each potential clue.
No doubt their selections will be boring and obvious, but it doesn’t have to be. We suggest a few they may not have thought about that could do with a stint in any jungle. Or a few people that would kick arse.
Onwards then to our predictions for I’m a Celebrity Australia 2017 edition.
I’m a Celebrity Australia 2017 Selections – Probables and Possibles based on clues given.
Channel 10 have given a few clues to people entering the jungle – so we guess who it probably will be, and who it possibly should be.
RADIO SHOCK JOCK
Who it will probably be – Kyle
Who it possibly should be – Alan Jones
US SITCOM STAR
Who it will probably be – Someone from The Nanny or worse.
Who it possibly should be – Joey Lawrence or Soleil Moon Frye
TOP MODEL
Who it will probably be – Someone most normal people have never heard of.
Who it possibly should be – Heather Mills
SINGER
Who it will probably be – Ex Australian Idol or Voice or lower contestant.
Who it possibly should be – Peter Coombes or Vanessa Amorosi
AFL PLAYER – BROWNLOW MEDALIST
Who it will probably be – Jason Akermanis
Who it possibly should be – Dipper or Ben Cousins
OLYMPIAN
Who it will probably be – A Swimmer – possibly Michael Klim
Who it possibly should be – Geoff Huegill or Martin Vinnicombe Mmmmmmedal Winner.
I’m a Celebrity Australia 2017 Selections – The Rest – Probables and Possibles
The Rest will probably made up of….
Channel 10 Network Personality with current low profile.
Obscure former sportsperson.
2 x “Reality TV Star”
Out of work Comedian
We think they should possibly think of…..
Chris Sandow
Todd Carney
Michael Slater
Malcolm Roberts
Tennis Jerks – Nick Kyrgios and Bernard Tomic (It doesn’t start until after third round of Aust Open so all good)
Rolf Harris
Grimmace
Tara Brown
Bruno Lucia
A Weekend at Bernie’s Style Dead person others are pretending to be alive.