The NRL has been run and won for another weekend, with winners showered with praise and losers taunted and booed until throats and fingers are sore on keyboards across social media. But the NRL weekend can’t be completely over until someone special has had their final say. So for your rugby league pleasure, we present the AI Greg Norman 2026 NRL Round 3 Review.
The Gurgler website will drown you with stats and facts about the weekend of rugby league that was soon, so why not let AI Greg Norman, courtesy of the Gemini AI generation give you the full 2026 NRL Round 3 Review in picture. And colour.
While professionals and office-based managers use AI as a buzz word for doing their actual job, The Gurgler puts AI to work in the most wonderful way. Combining the growing power of AI with the human magnificence that is Greg Norman. You won’t get another NRL weekly review like it.
AI Greg Norman 2026 NRL Round 3 Review
Canberra 10 Bulldogs 14
AI GREG SAYS: The main talking point was how sh!t Canberra is. Bronson Xerri was right.
Roosters 4 Penrith 40
AI GREG SAYS: The Panthers gave the Roosters a real roasting on Friday night, with the DCE experiment underwhelming so far.
Melbourne 14 Brisbane 18
AI GREG SAYS: No one thought Brisbane would win in Melbourne, especially at half time, but Brisbane grew into the game as they rode the storm, and the Melbourne side did stuff their coach doesn’t like.
Newcastle 12 Warriors 38
AI GREG SAYS: Wahs winning three in a row is a great thing for rugby league, but spare a thought for Newcastle and their key player injury list already.
Cronulla 10 Dolphins 38
AI GREG SAYS: The Sharks sure did take a beating from the Dolphins.
South Sydney 20 Wests Tigers 16
AI GREG SAYS: Tigers just fell short of breaking their woeful record v Souths, and key injuries to their key players – Jarome Luai being the most valuable – are hurting them after just two games.
Parramatta 30 St George Illawarra 20
AI GREG SAYS: Typical Channel Nein all-Sydney clash. Between two Sydney teams and not watched by Greg.
North Queensland 30 Gold Coast 16
AI GREG SAYS: These teams stink, and neither will make the finals.
