A new social media app is preparing to take over the internet.
NoiseCam is dedicated to the loudest, most extroverted, wildest, and most outrageous content creators across the world.
NoiseCam‘s creator Dennis Valletta promises the new app will make, “TikTok look like Sunday morning church!”
“This channel is for the supreme creators! We’re not just taking anyone! People have to apply with their five most popular social media videos and a 200-word statement about why they deserve to be on NoiseCam.”
NoiseCam promises to offer as much noise as possible, with demo videos featuring loud background music, a slightly tinny volume control, lots of sound effects, and pop culture clips, and the creators being as loud they can – including uncontrollable ‘Muttley laughs’ when they find something funny.
“And we don’t care if people find it annoying,” said Dennis. “By all means rant and rave on Facebook or whatever about how much you hate it! It gets our name out and there’s no such thing as bad publicity.”
Sarah (from Los Angeles) is applying for NoiseCam and believes she’ll be perfect for it. “I’m all over TikTok, Insta, X, YouTube already. I was always the loudest and most extroverted person at school and in my friendship groups. I’ll do anything to entertain people and distract them from their pathetic little lives for for a few minutes. I’ve been trying to make it as an actor, and my scene recreation sketches are fantastic, so hopefully NoiseCam will give me the recognition I deserve. I might even get in a Marvel movie?”
