The 2026 NRL Season isn’t far away, and this website has a range of 2026 previews available for the upcoming season. But very few, if any, other websites will offer insights into the new season of rugby league like The Gurgler. We have secured the exclusive views of AI Grek Norman, harnessing the might of artificial intelligence with the magnificence of regular superhuman Greg Norman for the AI Grek Norman NRL 2026 Season Verdict.
AI Grek Norman has been powered up with 100’s of NRL opinions heading into the 2026 season from various fan pages on Facebook, read every News Ltd paper twice, and has decades of AI sports experience from his AI sporting career. So any other opinion on the 2026 NRL will be inferior. And less manly. Except possibly the Manly Sea Eagles specific preview. Even then, are Manly more manly than Grek Norman? We say no.
AI Grek Norman NRL 2026 Season Verdict
Here is the AI Grek Norman NRL 2026 Season verdict. Listed club by club. and in the order that AI Grek thinks they will finish on the 2026 NRL ladder at the end of the regular season.
PENRITH PANTHERS
AI GREK SAYS: Penrith will get their winning pants back on in 2026 and nearly look as good as I do…..
CANBERRA RAIDERS
AI GREK SAYS: I admire the Viking spirit, and someone dressed in such little clothing in a cold environment, which is why I admire Canberra and picking them to make the top four again this season.
SYDNEY ROOSTERS
AI GREK SAYS: Having been a part of AI LIV I know that money talks in sport, and nobody does money in rugby league better than the Roosters. The LIV of NRL.
DOLPHINS
AI GREK SAYS: Not even I would get in the way of Ray Stone.
BULLDOGS
AI GREK SAYS: Lachlan Galvin knows how to be the centre of attention, and I respect that.
WARRIORS
AI GREK SAYS: The Warriors will always be hard to beat.
BRISBANE BRONCOS
AI GREK SAYS: With the 2025 Premiership won, maybe the Broncos will get too far ahead of themselves in 2026, becoming too fancy.
WESTS TIGERS
AI GREK SAYS: The Tigers (formerly half of the Magpies) will fly into the top eight this season.
MANLY SEA EAGLES
AI GREK SAYS: Not even silver spoons will help Manly this season.
PARRAMATTA EELS
AI GREK SAYS: No season that starts off with a huge legal case will be a good season.
NORTH QUEENSLAND COWBOYS
AI GREK SAYS: I remember growing up in AI Mount Isa, and the Cowboys need to embrace the State of Origin roots and/or spirit to turn things around in 2026.
CRONULLA SHARKS
AI GREK SAYS: There’s only room for one shark at the top of Australian sport.
NEWCASTLE KNIGHTS
AI GREK SAYS: I got the ground name slightly wrong, but who’s to say Newcastle will be less of a circus in 2026.
GOLD COAST TITANS
AI GREK SAYS: Another quiet season again in 2026…….
ST GEORGE ILLAWARRA DRAGONS
AI GREK SAYS: It will be mostly about Father and Son, but unlike the classic song, the Dragons won’t go gold or platinum.
