The regular NRL season has been run and won for another year, with Minor Premiers and final eight teams showered with praise and losers taunted and booed until throats and fingers are sore on keyboards across social media. Especially Newcastle. But the NRL Finals can’t get underway until someone special has had their final say on who wins it all. Aside from Greg himself. So for your rugby league pleasure, we present the AI Greg Norman 2025 NRL Finals Predictions.
The Gurgler website in general will drown you with stats and facts ahead of the finals, so why not let AI Greg Norman, courtesy of the Grok AI generation give you the full pictorial preview of his AI Greg Norman 2025 NRL Finals Predictions.
Note that sometimes what Grok gives and what we ask for are two different things. And those wonderful mistakes will often be included in the AI Greg Norman NRL Reviews.
AI Greg Norman 2025 NRL Finals Predictions
Greg gives you a pictorial on each teams 2025 Finals, plus a little side commentary.
OUT FIRST WEEK – WARRIORS / ROOSTERS
AI Greg asks “Why Did the Chicken (Rooster) cross the road?”. He replies to himself “To get to the pub across the road for Mad Monday.”
AI Greg respects the Warriors 2025 efforts and their fans, he even tried a bit of tribal artwork to get into the spirit. But sadly effort, fans and a buff, shirtless Greg won’t help them beat the Panthers who have won so many finals games in a row.
OUT SECOND WEEK – BRISBANE / BULLDOGS
That mid-year signing of Lachlan Galvin will see the Bulldogs go out with consecutive losses, and an even longer consecutive wondering of what might have been if the team was left un-tinkered.
No matter how much toilet water one drinks, the fact is the Broncos are hopeless on the road in finals, so will lose week one. And week two when they face Penrith.
OUT THIRD WEEK – MELBOURNE / CRONULLA
For all the lightning and thunder of the storm, and any storm for that matter, Melbourne aren’t playing very well. And not even the wizard of Craig Bellamy or Greg can save them from an earlier than hoped elimination in 2025.
There’s barely anything on earth more dangerous than a Shark. Or magnificent in the form of AI Greg Norman aka The Great White Shark. Cronulla will eat up their first two finals games, but get found out with a week to go, when their quota of beating better teams runs out.
RUNNER UP – PENRITH
Another golden point loss to Canberra puts an end to their glorious golden era.
2025 NRL PREMIERS – CANBERRA
There’s barely anything more manly than a Viking or Greg himself. In fact, either of those two are more manly than NRL side Manly. Combined they are an unstoppable force who will combine for one of the more unexpected NRL Premierships.
