November 19, 2025, 10:38 am

EVERYDAY NEWS – The Next 15 Minutes

A reality TV star is desperately trying to keep her 15 minutes of fame.

After coming in third in Married on Romance Island, Rachel has started a new YouTube ’empire’.

Called Rach Reacts, Rachel reacts to various popular YouTube, TikTok, and Instagram videos.

“Everyone on the island always told me how funny I was and how interesting my pop culture opinions are,” said Rachel. “This channel is all about my live reactions to the funniest, silliest, weirdest, cringiest videos on the internet. It’s so random and authentically me.”

But her YouTube comments tell a different story:

  • This lady tries too hard! Every video is the funniest thing ever to her and she laughs at everything like Muttley from that old cartoon. It’s so forced and fake!
  • She was an attention-seeking idiot on ‘Married’ and it’s more of the same here!
  • Her voice is annoying and loud. And why scream at every video? It gives me a headache.
  • Who wants to bet on how long until she quits this and starts an OnlyFans?

One video – ‘Rach Reacts to TikTok Karens’ – attracted 4,000 dislikes and only 100 likes.

But Rachel is undaunted by the bad press.

“All true artists are underappreciated. I’m just ahead of my time. There’s so much competition that I have to be loud and extroverted! But I’m so random in real life and people can’t handle it. That’s their loss.”

Everyday News is a brand new general news/parody section of The Gurgler, and definitely not a lame rip-off of The Betoota Advocate. We swear.

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