A left hander has used International Left Handers Day to annoy all his mates.
Andrew spent most of Saturday (August 13) flooding his Facebook page with ILHD posts, articles about famous left handers, other articles about how hard it is to be left handed, and various ’funny’ memes and videos about left handers. And his mates are sick of it.
”Seriously, the way old mate carries on, you’d think being left handed was the hardest thing in the world!” said his longtime Belconnen Bulls Fourth XI teammate Peter. “I get they have to make a few adjustments, and the poor bastard hates using can openers or scissors, but it’s not that bad. All the boys know to avoid Andrew today and let him get it out of his system.”
Andrew reportedly capped the day by watching the ‘Leftorium’ episode of The Simpsons, and then a marathon of every MCU movie/Disney+ show featuring Black Widow and Hawkeye, respectively played by famous lefties Scarlett Johansson and Jeremy Renner.
Everyday News is a brand new general news/parody section of The Gurgler, and definitely not a lame rip-off of ‘The Betoota Advocate’. We swear.
