There may be a lot of wolf-work over the next week at the G20 in Brisbane (i.e. Huff + Puff), and each news network over the world will be bashing, biting, slapping, and tickling each other for the fastest, bestest, most secret scoop. Or closer to the truth, they will be attempting to ring every possible drop of information and interest to justify the rolling coverage of nothing.
All of this is secondary to the only thing that people will rmember in ten year’s time. Long after the burning cars are extinguished, the metal walls are dismantled, and the reporters shipped off to obscure countries, Quest newspapers, and Foxtel channels, there will be the memory of the official photo with all the leaders looking uncomfortable in the local formal attire.
For your consideration, as the unofficial blog of the G20, we have some suggestions for what should be wheeled out for Putin, Obama, et al.
HOW ABOUT SOMETHING A LITTLE INDIVIDUAL…..
MAYBE SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE COUNTRY……
SINCE THE ATTIRE IS USUALLY FAIRLY UGLY, WHY NOT THIS……
MAYBE SOME QUEENSLAND BASED UGLINESS SINCE IT IS BRISBANE…
BOGAN UNIFORM READY…
IN HONOUR OF PUTIN V ABBOTT
THEY’LL NEED SOME SHOES TOO…..
So, there’s our selections. Choose from one of the above in our poll below, or leave a comment or tell us to go f*** ourselves in the comment bar below that.
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