Do you like your bios with your Fantale treats? Well we prefer our Fantales to be more obscure, less celebrated, barely known and even less remembered. Here’s our collection of the people and things that will never make it on a Fantales wrapper, but have a home here at The Gurgler’s Crap Fantales. Basically they have to be as big as possible for as short a time as possible. Think the Richard Wilkins Keynotes of any category or the person trapped in that part of the brain that gets a six monthly workout. Crap Fantales doesn’t mean the featured person or thing is crap, far from it as we love them. It just means in the grand scheme of the world they are crappy fantales.
The Gurgler’s Crap Fantales returns with a new series of Forgotten Products + Shop in a Retail special where we ask if these things still exist. We pride ourselves on celebrating the forgotten and forgettable, and …bla bla bla