EPL Matchday 1 Predictions – Gurgler v Own Season Predictions

EPL Matchweek 12

After a long off season of insane rumours and more insane spending the Premier League is finally back and so are we with our EPL Matchday 1 predictions.

Thanks to the all new Friday night kick off, our first instalment of tips will have to be quick.

Talking of quick, we have our Half Assed EPL Season 2017-2018 Preview for anyone who wants a quick rundown of the EPL season ahead according to us.

It is from that season preview that we do our first EPL Predicitions for the season.

Each week we will put our tips up against an opponent, just like Lawro’s tips on the BBC Football website. But instead of having famous comedian and musicians we’ve never heard of, we put our tips up against a different type of opponent.

We determine tips based on some ridiculous premise or statistic, and we then see if arse truly beat class.

This week it based on which teams we have placed higher on our hypothetical ladder from our Half Assed EPL Season 2017-2018 Preview.

 

OUR EPL MATCHDAY 1 PREDICTIONS

DRAW – Arsenal v Leicester City
LIVERPOOL to beat Watford
HUDDERSFIELD to beat Crystal Palace
CHELSEA to beat Burnley
EVERTON to beat Stoke
DRAW – Southampton v Swansea
BOURNEMOUTH to beat West Brom
MANCHESTER CITY to beat Brighton
SPURS to beat Newcastle
MANCHESTER UTD to beat West Ham

EPL MATCHDAY 1 PREDICTIONS – BASED ON OUR SEASON PREDICTIONS

ARSENAL to beat Leicester City
LIVERPOOL to beat Watford
HUDDERSFIELD to beat Crystal Palace
CHELSEA to beat Burnley
EVERTON to beat Stoke
SOUTHAMPTON to beat Swansea
BOURNEMOUTH to beat West Brom
MANCHESTER CITY to beat Brighton
SPURS to beat Newcastle
MANCHESTER UTD to beat West Ham

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Born and raised on the banks of Yebri Creek, Theydon Bois has always been obsessed by sport. A stellar career of Underage B sides, RSL Social Golf, C Grade Warehouse and D Grade Indoor Cricket didn’t showcase much talent, but provided a window into the love for any game, any time. Theydon follows as much as he can and will provide opinion, ideas, and best tips and bets for most sports*. A particular interest in English Football sees Theydon Bois up every Saturday night until 2am with two laptops, smartphones, IPad and a radio feed of Soccer Saturday. A lifelong fan of underperforming, mediocre, disappointing teams will not sway his enthusiasm for sport. *Rugby Union not included.

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