An Alternative Ekka Showbags Guide

Looking for a Showbag for the Brisbane Ekka? We have your alternative Ekka Showbag Guide for the 2017 show.

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The Queensland Royal Show aka Ekka is almost here, and so is our Alternative Ekka Showbags Guide for 2017.

We previously brought you our alternative showbags for a previous Ekka, and we’re happy to say that The Gurgler Ekka Showbag Stand returns for 2017. Look for the stand with the giant Dapper Hat for value and something different.

To get a taste of what you could be sampling this year with our Alternative Ekka Showbag Guide.

 

THE TENNIS JERKS SHOWBAG

1 x 5 Packs of Super Sport Strength Dummies, 1 x Lost Sponsorship, 1 x Free Inflatable Hitting Partner, 3 x Pre Loved Smashed Racquets, 1 x 15 minute session on ACA, 1 x Pat Rafter Dart Board, 2 x Monthly Nominations for Jerk of the Month, 2 x Who Gives a F***.

Retail Value $0

 

THE MITCHELL PEARCE SHOWBAG

1 x NRL Premiership Ring, 1 x Season Pass to Roosters Home Games, 1 x Poochie Pampers Dog Day Spa Voucher, 0 x State of Origin Series wins.

Retail Value: $10

 

THE COCAINE CASSIE SHOWBAG

18 x sets of Headphones

Street Value: $1.7M

 

THE ENGLISH FOOTBALL ON FOXTEL SHOWBAG

Contains nothing.

Retail Value: $29 per Month

 

THE AUSTRALIAN PLEBISCITE SHOWBAG

1 x Voting form

Retail Value Cost: $150 Million

 

THE WHERE ARE THEY NOW AUSTRALIAN POLITICIAN SHOWBAG

1 x Set of Australian Democrats Playing Cards, 2 x Vouchers to attend all of Clive Palmer’s 2017-18 court cases, 1 x Campbell Newman Memoirs, 1 x In Warren We Truss Bumper Sticker, 1 x John Howards Wig with Eyebrows, 1 x Barnaby Joyce face painting kit.

Retail Value: $80

 

THE NRL CHANNEL NEIN SHOWBAG

1 x Ticket to Broncos home game (Friday night only), 1 x Ticket to Bulldogs home game (Thursday only), 1 x Ticket to Sunday 4pm game (available to all Sydney venues), 1 x Jersey Marvel Superheroes round jersey.

Retail Value $Nein.

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