EPL Matchday 32 Predictions – Gurgler v Title Winners

EPL Matchday 32 Predictions

EPL Matchweek 6

The EPL football is coming thick and fast with our EPL Matchday 32 Predictions being offered, a third lot in a week. We might have a moan about tipping congestion. But we won’t. Too much is never enough for us.

With time running out to provide our tips before the first game actually kicks off, we’d better get straight into it.

Each week we put our tips up against an opponent, just like Lawro’s tips on the BBC Football website. But instead of having famous comedian and musicians we’ve never heard of, we put our tips up against a different type of opponent.

We determine tips based on some ridiculous premise or statistics, and we then see if arse truly beat class.

Given we are getting into the sharp end of the season, and titles are due to be decided, this week we are taking on tips decided on how many Football League/EPL/Old First Division titles teams have won.

That’s right, contrary to common belief, football existed before the EPL started in 1992, and still exists below it. Adding in the lower league titles makes this a little more interesting, rather than all the big EPL sides automatically getting the tip.

The Gurgler’s EPL Matchday 32 Midweek Tips

SPURS to beat Watford
SOUTHAMPTON to beat WBA
SWANSEA to beat West Ham
MANCHESTER CITY to beat Hull
BURNLEY to beat Middlesbrough
DRAW – Stoke v Liverpool
CHELSEA to beat Bournemouth
MANCHESTER UTD to beat Sunderland
LEICESTER to beat Everton
ARSENAL to beat Crystal Palace

EPL Matchday 32 Midweek Tips from Most Titles Won

Titles won in brackets – includes all four divisions and pre EPL.

SPURS (4) to beat Watford (3)
WBA (4) to beat Southampton (2)
SWANSEA (3) to beat West Ham (2)
MANCHESTER CITY (11) to beat Hull City (3)
BURNLEY (7) to beat Middlesbrough (4)
LIVERPOOL (22) to beat Stoke (4)
CHELSEA (7) to beat Bournemouth (2)
MANCHESTER UNITED (22) to beat Sunderland (12)
EVERTON (10) to beat Leicester (9)
ARSENAL (13) to beat Crystal Palace (3)
   

PREVIOUS RESULTS

Currently we are better than our opponents, only just. We got to the magical 50% correct mark last weekend, great for us.

THE GURGLER RESULTS

Total – 138 / 280 (only started Match Day 6 – includes FA Cup Rd 3)
Average – 4.9 / 10

Best: 8/10 (1) – Worst 2/10 (1) – Last Time – 6/10

OPPONENT’S RESULTS

Total – 116 / 280
Average – 4.1 / 10

3 Year Old – 6/10

7 Month Old – 3/10

Pack of Cards – 3/10

The Dog – 2/10

Cars that drove past – 5/10

Frankington Stanley 2/10

Scrabble – 5/10

Alphabetical Order – 4/10

Colour of Kits – 5/10

Brexit Voting – 3/10

Person in City/Town per Points – 7/10

Team Nicknames – 4/10

British Train Stations – 6/10

Team Abbreviations – Results Pending – 3 / 10

Famous Faces – 6/10

Last 6 Form (for FA Cup) – 16/32

The Sack Race – 5 / 10

Hours of UK Sunshine – 4/10

FA Cup Form – 3/10

Vowels – 0/10

Excel – 6 / 10

Crime – 1 / 8

Yellow Cards – 6 / 10

Postcodes – 3 / 10

House Values– 3/10

Midweek Form – 3/10

 

About Theydon Bois 254 Articles
Born and raised on the banks of Yebri Creek, Theydon Bois has always been obsessed by sport. A stellar career of Underage B sides, RSL Social Golf, C Grade Warehouse and D Grade Indoor Cricket didn’t showcase much talent, but provided a window into the love for any game, any time. Theydon follows as much as he can and will provide opinion, ideas, and best tips and bets for most sports*. A particular interest in English Football sees Theydon Bois up every Saturday night until 2am with two laptops, smartphones, IPad and a radio feed of Soccer Saturday. A lifelong fan of underperforming, mediocre, disappointing teams will not sway his enthusiasm for sport. *Rugby Union not included.

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