EPL Matchday 26 Predictions – Gurgler v Crime

EPL Matchday 24 Predictions

After a weekend off from the EPL where we attempted to something about the FA Cup, it is back to the usual and our EPL Matchday 26 Predictions.

The EPL will be hard pressed to be better than the FA Cup’s last instalment after Non League Lincoln beat EPL Burnley and made it through to the quarter finals. There was also a pie eating goalkeeper as the other Non League team Sutton Utd were great but ultimately unsuccessful against Arsenal.

Tough to beat with two less games this weekend, and no fixture that grabs the attention.

Just the eight games this weekend with the League Cup between Manchester United and Southampton getting in the way.

Onto our tipping opponent. After almost running out of ideas last time against a spreadsheet, we have put our tips against crime statistics of UK cities.

Using the UK Crime Stats website we have determined the crimes per 100 people of each team’s local policing area. The smaller the number of crimes per 100 people, but better life is, and the safer fans should be. And ultimately the smaller number is the team who gets the tip. Unless it’s a tier, then a draw is selected.

So enjoy our EPL Matchday 26 Predictions for this week. Will it be that we fought the law and the law won? Probably.

EPL Matchday 26 Predictions – GURGLER’S BEST

CHELSEA to beat Swansea
CRYSTAL PALACE to beat  ‘Boro
EVERTON to beat Sunderland
HULL to beat Burnley
WBA to beat Bournemouth
WEST HAM to beat Watford
SPURS to beat Stoke
LIVERPOOL to beat Leicester

EPL Matchday 26 Predictions – CRIMES PER 100 PEOPLE

Refer to the table below the tips for the working out.

SWANSEA to beat Chelsea
DRAW – Crystal Palace v Middlesbrough
DRAW – Everton v Sunderland
HULL to beat Burnley
WATFORD to beat West Ham
LEICESTER to beat Liverpool



Currently we are better than our opponents, only just. We are getting less than 50% correct, and getting worse. Some very ordinary tipping really. Better this week surely.


Total – 115 / 232 (only started Match Day 6 – includes FA Cup Rd 3)
Average – 4.95 / 10

Best: 8/10 (1) – Worst 2/10 (1) – Last Time – 7/10


Total – 100 / 232
Average – 4.3 / 10

3 Year Old – 6/10

7 Month Old – 3/10

Pack of Cards – 3/10

The Dog – 2/10

Cars that drove past – 5/10

Frankington Stanley 2/10

Scrabble – 5/10

Alphabetical Order – 4/10

Colour of Kits – 5/10

Brexit Voting – 3/10

Person in City/Town per Points – 7/10

Team Nicknames – 4/10

British Train Stations – 6/10

Team Abbreviations – Results Pending – 3 / 10

Famous Faces – 6/10

Last 6 Form (for FA Cup) – 16/32

The Sack Race – 5 / 10

Hours of UK Sunshine – 4/10

FA Cup Form – 3/10

Vowels – 0/10

Excel – 6 / 10




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