EPL Matchday 25 Predictions – Gurgler v Excel

Here's The Gurgler's EPL Matchday 25 Predictions. This week take on tips based on vowels that appear in the team's name.

EPL Matchweek 5

It is time for our EPL Matchday 25 Predictions, but sadly our weekly tipping has hit a snag.

With 14 Matchdays remaining, we have started running out of ideas of ridiculous opponents for this week’s EPL Matchday 25 Predictions and beyond.

Just like the rest of the top EPL sides are running out of ideas on how to stop Chelsea from walking away with the title. Arsenal are doing what they do best. Manchester sides are underperforming by amount spent of players and manager ego, Liverpool look busted arse. That leaves Spurs, who look good enough, but are probably too far behind.

Thankfully the relegation race looks as exciting and open as ever. This season including last year’s EPL Champions, Sunderland as per usual, and a mix of other clubs down on their luck. The biggest surprise is that Hull haven’t almost been relegated yet, given their situation at the beginning of the season. Two great results against Liverpool and Man Utd have meant the worst team on paper at the start of the season are a chance of staying up.

Onto the EPL Matchday 25 Predictions then.

This week are taking on an Excel Spreadsheet where we were able to generate random results of all the games.

We found a formula to use for selecting either a home win, away win or draw for all 10 games, having given up on coming up with an opponent based on rain, words, people. For this week anyway.

Simples.

Gurgler’s EPL Matchday 25 Predictions

ARSENAL to beat Hull
MANCHESTER UNITED to beat Watford
DRAW – Middlesbrough v Everton
STOKE to beat Crystal Palace
SUNDERLAND to beat Southampton
WEST HAM to beat WBA
DRAW – Spurs v Liverpool
DRAW – Burnley v Chelsea
SWANSEA to beat Leicester
MANCHESTER CITY to beat Bournemouth

 

EPL Matchday 25 Predictions from Random Excel

ARSENAL to beat Hull
MANCHESTER UNITED to beat Watford
MIDDLESBROUGH to beat Everton
STOKE to beat Crystal Palace
SOUTHAMPTON to beat Sunderland
DRAW – West Ham v WBA
SPURS to beat Liverpool
BURNLEY to beat Chelsea
LEICESTER to beat Swansea
MANCHESTER CITY to beat Bournemouth

 

PREVIOUS RESULTS

Currently we are better than our opponents, only just. We are getting less than 50% correct, and getting worse. Some very ordinary tipping really. Better than the 0 the Vowels got. What would A,E,IO and/or U know?

THE GURGLER RESULTS

Total – 108 / 222 (only started Match Day 6 – includes FA Cup Rd 3)
Average – 4.84 / 10

Best: 8/10 (1) – Worst 2/10 (1) – Last Week – 3/10

OPPONENT’S RESULTS

Total – 94 / 222
Average – 4.23 / 10

3 Year Old – 6/10

7 Month Old – 3/10

Pack of Cards – 3/10

The Dog – 2/10

Cars that drove past – 5/10

Frankington Stanley 2/10

Scrabble – 5/10

Alphabetical Order – 4/10

Colour of Kits – 5/10

Brexit Voting – 3/10

Person in City/Town per Points – 7/10

Team Nicknames – 4/10

British Train Stations – 6/10

Team Abbreviations – Results Pending – 3 / 10

Famous Faces – 6/10

Last 6 Form (for FA Cup) – 16/32

The Sack Race – 5 / 10

Hours of UK Sunshine – 4/10

FA Cup Form – 3/10

Vowels – 0/10

About Theydon Bois 253 Articles
Born and raised on the banks of Yebri Creek, Theydon Bois has always been obsessed by sport. A stellar career of Underage B sides, RSL Social Golf, C Grade Warehouse and D Grade Indoor Cricket didn’t showcase much talent, but provided a window into the love for any game, any time. Theydon follows as much as he can and will provide opinion, ideas, and best tips and bets for most sports*. A particular interest in English Football sees Theydon Bois up every Saturday night until 2am with two laptops, smartphones, IPad and a radio feed of Soccer Saturday. A lifelong fan of underperforming, mediocre, disappointing teams will not sway his enthusiasm for sport. *Rugby Union not included.

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