Superbowl 51 Betting – The Gurgler Guide To…..

The Gurgler jumps on the bandwagon and unveils our Guide to Superbowl 51 Betting for those who are looking for a reason to be interested.

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The biggest sporting event in the USA is coming up on Monday morning Australian time and we have our preview of the Superbowl 51 betting.

We’re not immune at The Gurgler from jumping on a bandwagon. We have provided “in depth” previews of the Sydney to Hobart, Rugby World Cup and the Auckland Nines this weekend.

So why not jump on the bandwagon of one of the biggest sporting events in the world.

But we don’t follow the sport usually, it bores us to tears. And that’s saying something for a person who regularly goes to Sheffield Shield games with the 17 other people there.

Well, except for that ESPN Red Zone bit on a Sunday morning at something ridiculous O Clock where they show all the games at once and only have the good bits. That’s good.

So we’re not going to pretend we know anything, so instead we ask you to please accept our Superbowl 51 Betting Guide.

But it won’t be for who wins, or by which margin, we can’t pretend to know anything. So we’ll be down the other end of the pool with the novelties based on great sounding names, great fun bets, and entertainment options.

 

Superbowl 51 Betting – In Game Betting

Here’s our selections based on nothing in particular except some great names and value. Odds and options from William Hill (WH) or Sportsbet (SB).

MVP

SB – DEVONTA FREEMAN $26 or DONT’A HIGHTOWER $91

BYO SUPERBOWL

SB – A variety of betting options for those who know something. We dn’t so no suggestions.

WILL THERE BE A FLEA FLICKER?

WH – Complete ignorance at what the hell this is. Yes is apparently favourite @ $1.14. Go Flea Flcikers.

WILL A TOUCHDOWN SCORER INJURE THEMSELVES CELEBRATING A TOUCHDOWN?

WH – What a betting option, and at $26 what value.

WILL A STREAKER ENTER THE GAME?

WH – $15? Dreaming. If they added whether they’d be shot or pretzelled by Security then you’re talking.

WILL THERE BE A POWER OUTAGE THAT INTERRUPTS PLAY?

WH – Probably not, but $51 is almost worth the street. But it’s not the Rio Olympics.

COIN TOSS MARKETS

SB – Want to blow money early? Of course you do. Sportsbet offer a variety of markets on the flip. Proves how popular Two Up would still be. Surely is less anti social than Poker Machines.

MORE MARKETS….

With 100’s of betting options help yourself. Via Sportsbet or William Hill. We can’t be arsed any longer as we want to get to more novelties.

 

Superbowl 51 Betting – Novelties Betting

BROADCAST SPECIALS

WH – HOW MANY TIMES WILL DEFLATE / DEFLATEGATE BE SAID DURING LIVE BROADCAST?

$1.87 for Over/Under 1.5. We say over. And ahte the use of the word Gate for things.

WH – WILL THE WORD LACROSSE BE SAID DURING LIVE BROADCAST?

$1.40 Yes and $2.80 No.

WH – WILL “HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM BE SAID DURING LIVE BROADCAST?

$1.25 for Of Course it will.

WH – NUMBER OF SIDELINE BROADCAST FROM ERIN ANDREWS

$1.87 for Over/Under 5.5

ENTERTAINMENT SPECIALS

SB – PERFORMER TO OMIT A WORD FROM THE NATIONAL ANTHEM

$7.00 if they do.

SB – SUPERBOWL AD WITH MOST YOUTUBE HITS

For 24 hours after broadcast. For us it has to be Skittles @ $3.75

SB – LADY GAGA’S FIRST LIPSTICK COLOUR

People will bet on anything. And so should you. We say Black @ $11.

SB – LADY GAGA’S HAIR COLOUR

Blonde is $1.14 Other Colour is $4.33. Blondes might have more fun but Other pays more. We say black.

SB – WILL SHE MENTION DONALD TRUMP?

Of course she will @ $1.83. Entertainers think they are the voice of the US people and can’t help themselves.

WH – WHAT SONG WILL SHE SING FIRST?

Hmmm, need to know a song first.

WH – WHICH OF 2016 DECEASED ARTISTS WILL SHE COVER?

From Bowie to Prince to Leonard Cohen and George Michael. We say Prince’s Kiss.

WH – HOW LONG FOR NATIONAL ANTHEM?

Over/Under @ min 15 sec. Always bet on over.

 

Superbowl 51 Betting – Post Game Betting

WH – WHAT IS THE GATORADE THAT IS DUMPED ON WINNING COACH?

Plenty of colours. We say Orange.

WH – WHO WILL MVP THANK FIRST

God is always a good option.  We say Family @ $10.

 

 

 

 

 

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Max has no time for long bios, he has only time for sport and then more sport. Each week he tries to sum up what sport has tickled the collective fancy of The Gurgler.

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