EPL Matchday 24 Predictions – Gurgler v Vowels

Here's The Gurgler's EPL Matchday 24 Predictions. This week take on tips based on vowels that appear in the team's name..

EPL Matchweek 5

The feast of UK football continues as does our terrible EPL Matchday 24 Predictions.

Hot on the heels of a midweek round is another weekend full of EPL goodness.

Just because the title race seems almost over, that doesn’t mean the average fan or punter can’t enjoy the rest of the season.

There’s plenty of money to be made, and we supply our EPL Matchday 24 Predictions in the faint hope we get them all correct and feel the need to share.

Each week we not only provide our tips, but we put our selections up against opponent tips decided in some bizarre way. Dogs, Babies, Hours of Sunshine, Railway Stations and more have been used to supply opponent tips.

This week we are up against EPL Matchday 24 Predictions based on the number of vowels in the team name.

How does that work?

Well, since you’re asking we will explain.

We take the amount of vowels in the team name and divide by the total number of letters in the team’s name. The team with the highest percentage of vowel to overall letter gets the tip.

Sounds easy. But beating the tips may not be. Anyway, here are our EPL Matchday 24 Predictions.

 

GURGLER’S EPL Matchday 24 Predictions

DRAW – CHELSEA v ARSENAL
DRAW – CRYSTAL PALACE v SUNDERLAND
EVERTON to beat Bournemouth
LIVERPOOL to beat Hull City
SOUTHAMPTON to beat West Ham
BURNLEY to beat Watford
WBA to beat Stoke City
TOTTENHAM HOTSPURS to beat Middlesbrough
DRAW – MANCHESTER CITY v Swansea City
LEICESTER CITY to beat Manchester UNited.

 

OPPONENT’s EPL Matchday 24 Predictions – VOWELS per Total length of Team Name

Tips are worked out below who has the highest percentage of vowels which are in brackets.

DRAW – CHELSEA (3/7)  v ARSENAL (3/7)
DRAW – CRYSTAL PALACE (4/13) v SUNDERLAND (3/10)
BOURNEMOUTH (5/11) to beat EVERTON (3/7)
LIVERPOOL (4/9) to beat Hull City (2/8)
SOUTHAMPTON (4/11)  to beat West Ham (2/7)
DRAW – WATFORD (2/7) v BURNLEY (2/7)
DRAW – WBA (1/3) to beat Stoke City (3/9)
MIDDLESBROUGH (3/11) to beat TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR (4/16)
SWANSEA CITY (4/11) to beat MANCHESTER CITY (4/14) 
DRAW – LEICESTER CITY (5/13) v MANCHESTER UNITED (6/16)

 

PREVIOUS RESULTS

Currently we are better than our opponents, only just. We are getting less than 50% correct, and getting worse. Some very ordinary tipping really. Except for this midweek we hope.

THE GURGLER RESULTS

Total – 105 / 212 (only started Match Day 6 – includes FA Cup Rd 3)
Average – 4.95 / 10

Best: 8/10 (1) – Worst 2/10 (1) – Last Week – 5/10

OPPONENT’S RESULTS

Total – 94 / 212
Average – 4.43 / 10

3 Year Old – 6/10

7 Month Old – 3/10

Pack of Cards – 3/10

The Dog – 2/10

Cars that drove past – 5/10

Frankington Stanley 2/10

Scrabble – 5/10

Alphabetical Order – 4/10

Colour of Kits – 5/10

Brexit Voting – 3/10

Person in City/Town per Points – 7/10

Team Nicknames – 4/10

British Train Stations – 6/10

Team Abbreviations – Results Pending – 3 / 10

Famous Faces – 6/10

Last 6 Form (for FA Cup) – 16/32

The Sack Race – 5 / 10

Hours of UK Sunshine – 4/10

FA Cup Form – 3/10

 

About Theydon Bois 253 Articles
Born and raised on the banks of Yebri Creek, Theydon Bois has always been obsessed by sport. A stellar career of Underage B sides, RSL Social Golf, C Grade Warehouse and D Grade Indoor Cricket didn’t showcase much talent, but provided a window into the love for any game, any time. Theydon follows as much as he can and will provide opinion, ideas, and best tips and bets for most sports*. A particular interest in English Football sees Theydon Bois up every Saturday night until 2am with two laptops, smartphones, IPad and a radio feed of Soccer Saturday. A lifelong fan of underperforming, mediocre, disappointing teams will not sway his enthusiasm for sport. *Rugby Union not included.

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