Dear Grant Denyer.
We’ve heard and read about you stealing a Matty Johns story and passing it off as one of your own, and we want to help.
We at The Gurgler are not passing any judgment on the stealing of the story issue, we’ll leave that to the above News Ltd story, but one could argue it’s what you get for talking to either Kyle or Jackie O.
But being Grant Denyer is hard. Everyone wants a slice since the transition from Weather Whipping Boy on Sunrise to Rob Brough’s replacement of Family Feud.
To be fair being Grant Denyer and having your bubbly personality was meant to be no match for the best perm in show business, but you have proved the doubters wrong.
So what if you stole one of Matty Johns stories about Test Match. Breakfast radio is shite anyway, and we don’t listen to anything other than the TAB Sports Breakfast show from Queensland.
But if you venture onto breakfast radio again, and we presume not on Matty Johns’ show on Triple M or the TAB Sports Breakfast show, we want you to know you can borrow some of our gear if you have nothing to talk about.
We at The Gurgler strive to produce content which is different and entertaining and humourous. Sadly we rarely achieve any of those goals and as a result very few people read our shite. But perhaps it is primed to be used for breakfast radio.
So below are a handful of our articles which have 2 reads or less in the past 12 months. Well the “best” of them anyway.
Feel free to use them, and no need to credit us either, as no one has read them anyway.
SOME STUFF FOR GRANT DENYER TO “BORROW”
This was one of our first articles and is a ripping yarn about a blackout. Pure Breakfast Radio rating gold here my friend.
Timely with the Superbowl coming up, but not so timely as they were for last year. But just change the team names have a brief check of Sportsbet and it’s all yours.
Surely you can work these into a Day at the Races story. Pure gold here mate.
Maybe you could discuss this, since it has been revealed earlier in the week that overcooked toast can now give you cancer.
Given your audience will be mainly Sydney people being driven insane by shithouse traffic, this story will be perfect for the listeners. And it’s all yours. Free.
This is from a couple of years ago, written by someone who hasn’t contributed since, but it should be right up your alley. People love travel eating stuff.
There’s even a conspiracy theory that you can float. People love those.
Plus, if there’s anything you want to pass on about Formula 1 or lower division English Football, then feel free to get in touch.