Grant Denyer…Here’s Some More Stuff You Can “Borrow”

So what if Grant Denyer stole Matty Johns' story, we want to help and offer some of our lesser read stuff for his Morning Breakfast routine,

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Dear Grant Denyer.

We’ve heard and read about you stealing a Matty Johns story and passing it off as one of your own, and we want to help.

We at The Gurgler are not passing any judgment on the stealing of the story issue, we’ll leave that to the above News Ltd story, but one could argue it’s what you get for talking to either Kyle or Jackie O.

But being Grant Denyer is hard. Everyone wants a slice since the transition from Weather Whipping Boy on Sunrise to Rob Brough’s replacement of Family Feud.

To be fair being Grant Denyer and having your bubbly personality was meant to be no match for the best perm in show business, but you have proved the doubters wrong.

So what if you stole one of Matty Johns stories about Test Match. Breakfast radio is shite anyway, and we don’t listen to anything other than the TAB Sports Breakfast show from Queensland.

But if you venture onto breakfast radio again, and we presume not on Matty Johns’ show on Triple M or the TAB Sports Breakfast show, we want you to know you can borrow some of our gear if you have nothing to talk about.

We at The Gurgler strive to produce content which is different and entertaining and humourous. Sadly we rarely achieve any of those goals and as a result very few people read our shite. But perhaps it is primed to be used for breakfast radio.

So below are a handful of our articles which have 2 reads or less in the past 12 months. Well the “best” of them anyway.

Feel free to use them, and no need to credit us either, as no one has read them anyway.

Regards,

The Gurgler

 

SOME STUFF FOR GRANT DENYER TO “BORROW”

THE DARK AGES

This was one of our first articles and is a ripping yarn about a blackout. Pure Breakfast Radio rating gold here my friend.

SUPERBOWL 50 NOVELTY TIPS

Timely with the Superbowl coming up, but not so timely as they were for last year. But just change the team names have a brief check of Sportsbet and it’s all yours.

PEOPLE TO AVOID AT THE RACES

Surely you can work these into a Day at the Races story. Pure gold here mate.

OTHER FOODS THAT WILL GIVE YOU CANCER

Maybe you could discuss this, since it has been revealed earlier in the week that overcooked toast can now give you cancer.

F1 THEMED DRIVING PAYBACKS

Given your audience will be mainly Sydney people being driven insane by shithouse traffic, this story will be perfect for the listeners. And it’s all yours. Free.

GURGLER TRAVELS – EATING IN BALI

This is from a couple of years ago, written by someone who hasn’t contributed since, but it should be right up your alley. People love travel eating stuff.

GURGLER CONSPIRACIES – DARE

There’s even a conspiracy theory that you can float. People love those.

 

Plus, if there’s anything you want to pass on about Formula 1 or lower division English Football, then feel free to get in touch.

 

 

About Kaaps Loche 216 Articles
Kaaps doesn’t sleep much, and has a 60inch full HD TV and Foxtel, therefore watches more television than most. is also very strange and has a slightly different outlook on life, so comes up with a lot of rubbish that he thinks is funny and usually isn’t. Out of sympathy, we publish his stuff from time to time. So prepare your sympathy laughs and put that lovely drawing on the fridge for Kaaps.

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