I’m a Celebrity Australia 2017 – Possibles v Probables

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After a solid half summer of watching Big Bash on Channel 10 it’s hard to avoid the looming I’m a Celebrity Australia 2017 edition.

Although we think they may be overestimating just how many are that concerned with who is going into the jungle.

Maybe instead of telling us who is going into the jungle with a protracted carrot dangle, they could let the public choose who to send in.

Instead of missing a few forgotten faces and B or worse grade celebrities, the public could really get rid of someone for a month or so. Parliament is not sitting so looking your way Canberra, New England.

But you knowI’m a Celebrity Australia 2017 edition will be full of people you can’t remember, didn’t realise we’re still alive or wish they weren’t.

They have sizzled up a few clues on the grill for I’m a Celebrity Australia 2017 edition, giving a brief career path. So we’re going to try and guess who they are and suggest some alternatives for each potential clue.

No doubt their selections will be boring and obvious, but it doesn’t have to be.  We suggest a few they may not have thought about that could do with a stint in any jungle. Or a few people that would kick arse.

Onwards then to our predictions for I’m a Celebrity Australia 2017 edition.

I’m a Celebrity Australia 2017 Selections – Probables and Possibles based on clues given.

Channel 10 have given a few clues to people entering the jungle – so we guess who it probably will be, and who it possibly should be.

RADIO SHOCK JOCK

Who it will probably be – Kyle
Who it possibly should be – Alan Jones

US SITCOM STAR

Who it will probably be – Someone from The Nanny or worse.
Who it possibly should be  – Joey Lawrence or Soleil Moon Frye

TOP MODEL

Who it will probably be – Someone most normal people have never heard of.
Who it possibly should be  – Heather Mills

SINGER

Who it will probably be – Ex Australian Idol or Voice or lower contestant.
Who it possibly should be  – Peter Coombes or Vanessa Amorosi

AFL PLAYER – BROWNLOW MEDALIST

Who it will probably be – Jason Akermanis
Who it possibly should be  – Dipper or Ben Cousins

OLYMPIAN

Who it will probably be – A Swimmer – possibly Michael Klim
Who it possibly should be  – Geoff Huegill or Martin Vinnicombe Mmmmmmedal Winner.

 

I’m a Celebrity Australia 2017 Selections – The Rest – Probables and Possibles

The Rest will probably made up of….

Channel 10 Network Personality with current low profile.

Obscure former sportsperson.

2 x “Reality TV Star”

Out of work Comedian

 

We think they should possibly think of…..

Chris Sandow

Todd Carney

Michael Slater

Malcolm Roberts

Tennis Jerks – Nick Kyrgios and Bernard Tomic (It doesn’t start until after third round of Aust Open so all good)

Rolf Harris

Grimmace

Tara Brown

Bruno Lucia

A Weekend at Bernie’s Style Dead person others are pretending to be alive.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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