So much football, Matchday 19 is not even dead and buried before we have to whip out our EPL Matchday 20 Predictions.
Not only is it hard to do the study for our own tips, but it is not much of a turnaround to find another absurd opponent to go up against.
But find that opponent we have, and so here are the EPL Matchday 20 Predictions.
This week we are sending our tips up against tips based whichever team’s local area has the more famous person.
How does it work?
Well, thanks for asking. And thanks tio Wikipedia for providing most of the answers too.
For each team, we found the most famous person from that area, and then compare head to head, and the more famous the person, that team gets the tip.\
For London teams we used the London Borough, and for places like Manchester and Liverpool, we used the local area within that city.
We also avoided using footballers or sports people in general.
No more delay, we know our many reader can’t wait to see our tips, and how famous people can decide football tips.
The Gurgler EPL Matchday 20 Predictions
LEICESTER to beat Middlesbrough
EVERTON to beat Southampton
MANCHESTER CITY to beat Burnley
LIVERPOOL to beat Sunderland
DRAW – WBA v Hull
MANCHESTER UNITED to beat West Ham
DRAW – Bournemouth v Arsenal
CRYSTAL PALACE to beat Swansea
DRAW – Watford v Stoke
CHELSEA to beat Spurs
EPL Matchday 20 Predictions based on the Most Famous Person in that Area
(According to us anyway)
Note that the famous person in question in in brackets.
MIDDLESBROUGH (Captain Cook) to beat LEICESTER (David Attenborough)
DRAW – EVERTON (Paul McCartney) v SOUTHAMPTON (Benny Hill)
MANCHESTER CITY (Oasis Gallaghers) to beat BURNLEY (Sir Ian McKellen)
DRAW – SUNDERLAND (Dave Stewart from Euromythics) v LIVERPOOL (Alexis Sayle)
WEST BROM (Robert Plant) to beat HULL (John Venn from Venn diagrams)
MANCHESTER UNITED (Karl Pilkington) to beat WEST HAM (Idris Elba – Stringer Bell from The Wire)
ARSENAL (Dido) to beat BOURNEMOURTH (Couldn’t find one we knew the name of)
SWANSEA (Catherine Zeta Jones) to beat CRYSTAL PALACE (Ronnie Corbett)
STOKE (Robbie Williams) to beat WATFORD (Geri Halliwell)
CHELSEA (Royals) to beat SPURS (Adele)
Currently we are better than our opponents, only just. We are getting less than 50% correct, and getting worse. Some very ordinary tipping really. Except for midweek.
THE GURGLER RESULTS
Total – 68 / 138 (only started Match Day 6)
Average – 4.8 / 10
Best: 7/10 (2) – Worst 2/10 (1) – Last Week – Pending (currently 6/8)
Total – 57 / 138
Average – 4.1 / 10
3 Year Old – 6/10
7 Month Old – 3/10
Pack of Cards – 3/10
The Dog – 2/10
Cars that drove past – 5/10
Frankington Stanley 2/10
Scrabble – 5/10
Alphabetical Order – 4/10
Colour of Kits – 5/10
Team Nicknames – 4/10
British Train Stations – 6/10
Team Abbreviations – Results Pending – currently 2/8