EPL Matchday 14 Predictions – Gurgler v Colours

Here is The Gurgler's EPL Matchday 14 Predictions for this weekend. This week we take on the Alphabet in our quest to go head to head with different foes.

EPL Matchweek 12

Another big weekend of EPL and another weekend of our EPL Matchday 14 Predictions.

Once again we are taking on a competitor with our EPL Matchday 14 Predictions, and once again it is an absurd opponent.

In our never ending quest to see whether arse beats class (or poor tipping) this week we are putting our tips against the colour of the team’s kit.

How does that work?

Well, using the colours of the kits the teams will likely wear this weekend, we have taken the total of the R,G,B (Red, Green, Blue)  figures, and whichever team’s colours has the highest total gets the tip.

In the case of a team which has two main colours, we have totalled both and halved it.

Who will win? A human who thinks they know boats and EPL. Or selections based on the team’s colours value.

 

BARELY INTERESTING THINGS TO GO WITH OUR EPL MATCHDAY 14 PREDICTIONS

  • FTA TV GAME – MAN CITY v CHELSEA – 11:30 OZ SUMMER TIME
  • Crystal Palace have the worst record of all 92 Football teams in top 4 divisions in calendar year. Although despite losing six games in a row, they have scored the sixth highest amount of goals.
  • Arsenal have replaced Tottenham with the longest current unbeaten record at 12 games. Spurs previous best was 12. Liverpool are currently on 11.
  • Chelsea are on a 7 game winning streak. Passing the previous season best of 6 from Arsenal and Man City.

 

THE GURGLER’S EPL Matchday 14 Predictions

MANCHESTER CITY to beat Chelsea
SOUTHAMPTON to beat Crystal Palace
DRAW – Stoke v Burnley
SUNDERLAND to beat Leicester
SPURS to beat Swansea
DRAW – WBA v Watford
ARSENAL to beat West Ham
LIVERPOOL to beat Bournemouth
MANCHESTER UNITED to beat Everton
DRAW – Middlesbrough v Hull

OPPONENT’s EPL Matchday 14 Predictions

COLOUR OF JERSEYS (Total Score based on R,G,B numbers in brackets)

MANCHESTER CITY (612) to beat Chelsea (0)
BURNLEY (612) to beat Stoke (510)
SUNDERLAND (510) to beat Leicester (255)
SPURS (765) to beat Swansea (612)
WATFORD (765) to beat WBA (408)
SOUTHAMPTON (384) to beat Crystal Palace (255)
ARSENAL (510) to beat West Ham (357)
LIVERPOOL (255) to beat Bournemouth (127)
DRAW – Everton (255) v Man Utd (255)
MIDDLESBROUGH (255) to beat Hull (0)

For teams with two main colours – we have added both colours totals and divided by two. We have used the likely away kit for the away teams.

PREVIOUS RESULTS

Currently we are better than our opponents, but getting less than 50% correct. Some of our best.

THE GURGLER RESULTS

Total – 35 / 80
Average – 4.4 / 10
 8 Matchdays – only started Matchday 6

Best: 6/10 (1) – Worst 3/10 (1) – Last Week 4/10

OPPONENT’S RESULTS

Total – 30 / 80
Average – 3.8 / 10

3 Year Old – 6/10

7 Month Old – 3/10

Pack of Cards – 3/10

The Dog – 2/10

Cars that drove past – 5/10

Frankington Stanley 2/10

Scrabble – 5/10

Alphabetical Order – 4/10

About Theydon Bois 267 Articles
Born and raised on the banks of Yebri Creek, Theydon Bois has always been obsessed by sport. A stellar career of Underage B sides, RSL Social Golf, C Grade Warehouse and D Grade Indoor Cricket didn’t showcase much talent, but provided a window into the love for any game, any time. Theydon follows as much as he can and will provide opinion, ideas, and best tips and bets for most sports*. A particular interest in English Football sees Theydon Bois up every Saturday night until 2am with two laptops, smartphones, IPad and a radio feed of Soccer Saturday. A lifelong fan of underperforming, mediocre, disappointing teams will not sway his enthusiasm for sport. *Rugby Union not included.

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