EPL Matchday 13 Predictions – Gurgler v Alphabetical Order

Here is The Gurgler's EPL Matchday 13 Predictions for this weekend. This week we take on the Alphabet in our quest to go head to head with different opponents.

EPL Matchweek 9

Another big weekend of EPL and another weekend of our EPL Matchday 13 Predictions.

Like every week we are taking on a strange or unlikely opponent.

We are trying to prove whether you should bother doing any form study or choose a more ridiculous way of tipping EPL winners.

After equalling the results of EPL Tips determined by the value of Scrabble points per letter of each EPL side, we are keeping the theme of letters this weekend.

Except this week we are going to even less effort than usual, by having our opponent tips be selected by Alphabetical order. A simple premise, whichever team’s name is ranked higher on the A to Z alphabetical order is the opponent’s tips. Easy to work. Easy to beat. Maybe the former, not the ladder.

 

BARELY INTERESTING THINGS TO GO WITH OUR EPL MATCHDAY 13 PREDICTIONS

  • SBS FTA GAME for Australians – LIVERPOOL v SUNDERLAND
  • Spurs haven’t beaten Chelsea at Stamford Bridge in at least their last 6 clashes.
  • Ex Southampton boss Ronald Koeman takes his new club Everton to Southampton.
  • Crystal Palace have been the worst team in England in 2016.
  • Leicester qualified for the knockout stages of the Champions League during the week. Not bad going for a side who looked doomed for relegation at this time 2 years ago.

 

THIS WEEK’S TIPS

OURS

DRAW – Burnley v Manchester City
LEICESTER to beat Middlesbrough
WBA to beat Hull
Liverpool to beat Sunderland
SWANSEA to beat Crystal Palace
CHELSEA to beat Spurs
DRAW – Watford v Stoke
ARSENAL to beat Bournemouth
MANCHESTER UTD to beat West Ham
DRAW – Southampton v Everton

OPPONENTS TIPS – ALPHABETICAL ORDER

BURNLEY to beat Manchester City
HULL to beat WBA
LEICESTER to beat Middlesbrough
LIVERPOOL to beat Sunderland
CRYSTAL PALACE to beat Swansea
CHELSEA to beat Spurs
STOKE to beat Watford
ARSENAL to beat Bournemouth
MAN UTD to beat West Ham
EVERTON to beat Southampton

 

PREVIOUS RESULTS

Currently we are better than our opponents, but getting less than 50% correct. Some of our best.

THE GURGLER RESULTS

Total – 31 / 70
Average – 4.4 / 10
 7 Matchdays – only started Matchday 6

Best: 6/10 (1) – Worst 3/10 (1) – Last Week 5/10

OPPONENT’S RESULTS

Total – 26 / 70
Average – 3.7 / 10

3 Year Old – 6/10

7 Month Old – 3/10

Pack of Cards – 3/10

The Dog – 2/10

Cars that drove past – 5/10

Frankington Stanley 2/10

Scrabble – 5/10

 

 

About Theydon Bois 263 Articles
Born and raised on the banks of Yebri Creek, Theydon Bois has always been obsessed by sport. A stellar career of Underage B sides, RSL Social Golf, C Grade Warehouse and D Grade Indoor Cricket didn’t showcase much talent, but provided a window into the love for any game, any time. Theydon follows as much as he can and will provide opinion, ideas, and best tips and bets for most sports*. A particular interest in English Football sees Theydon Bois up every Saturday night until 2am with two laptops, smartphones, IPad and a radio feed of Soccer Saturday. A lifelong fan of underperforming, mediocre, disappointing teams will not sway his enthusiasm for sport. *Rugby Union not included.

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