EPL Matchday 11 Predictions – The Gurgler V Frankington Stanley

EPL Matchday is almost here, so here are our regular predictions for the weekend's matches. Having been beaten by a bunch of cars that drove past, it's time to take on a human again. This week we are taking on Gurgler fan Frankington Stanley.

EPL Matchweek 5

The Gurgler’s EPL Matchday 11 Predictions are here by popular-ish demand, so get set for the internet’s worst tipping service.

Each for our weekly EPL Predictions we try and take on a different and sometimes bizarre compeditor.

Last week we lost to tips based on what colour a car was when they drove past. It was only 5-4 but still very ordinary.

We’ve had better luck against humans, so it is back to having a person as an opponent this week.

Sure, the compeditors were only small children, but that’ll learn them for going up against the master of EPL tipping against their will.

So, who is the compeditor for EPL Matchday 11 Predictions? It is friend of The Gurgler, regular reader and liker, and occasional contributor Frankington Stanley aka Lord LMB.

Frankington Stanley aka Mr TMS, is our first adult male compeditor for the 2016-17 tipping season, and he is keen to prove he is more capable than The Gurgler and passing cars. He has a keen eye for most sports, although he specialises in rugby union. He knows his Chelsea from his Arsenal, and loves his Accrington Stanley. A tough compeditor awaits.

That won’t be hard. With an average of less than 1 correct game every two, we are mediocre at best. A lot like Ipswich Town.

Enough of the banter, time for the “winners”.

 

THE GURGLER’S EPL Matchday 11 Predictions

DRAW – Bournemouth v Sunderland
DRAW – Burnley v Crystal Palace
MANCHESTER CITY to beat Middlesbrough
WEST HAM to beat Stoke
CHELSEA to beat Everton
DRAW – Arsenal v Spurs
LIVERPOOL to beat Watford
SOUTHAMPTON to beat Hull
DRAW – Swansea v Manchester Utd
LEICESTER to beat WBA

10 x Multi = $2310

FRANKINGTON STANLEY’S EPL Matchday 11 Predictions

DRAW – Bournemouth v Sunderland
DRAW – Burnley v Crystal Palace
MANCHESTER CITY to beat Middlesbrough
STOKE to beat West Ham
CHELSEA to beat Everton
ARSENAL to beat Spurs
LIVERPOOL to beat Watford
SOUTHAMPTON to beat Hull
DRAW – Swansea v Manchester Utd
LEICESTER to beat WBA

10 x Multi = $2585

 

PREVIOUS RESULTS

The Gurgler (Average) – 4.6 / 10 (5 Matchdays – only started Matchday 7)

Best: 6/10 (1) – Worst 4/10 (3) – Last Week 4/10

Opponent’s Average – 3.8 / 10

3 Year Old – 6/10

7 Month Old – 3/10

Pack of Cards – 3/10

The Dog – 2/10

Cars that drove past – 5/10

 

About Theydon Bois 253 Articles
Born and raised on the banks of Yebri Creek, Theydon Bois has always been obsessed by sport. A stellar career of Underage B sides, RSL Social Golf, C Grade Warehouse and D Grade Indoor Cricket didn’t showcase much talent, but provided a window into the love for any game, any time. Theydon follows as much as he can and will provide opinion, ideas, and best tips and bets for most sports*. A particular interest in English Football sees Theydon Bois up every Saturday night until 2am with two laptops, smartphones, IPad and a radio feed of Soccer Saturday. A lifelong fan of underperforming, mediocre, disappointing teams will not sway his enthusiasm for sport. *Rugby Union not included.

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