EPL Predictions for Matchday 6 – The Gurgler vs 3 Year Old Child

With the EPL taken away from Foxtel, some of our care factor was taken with it. But that was just lazy, so our weekly EPL tips return. Each week we're taking on a different compeditor to test our tipping skills.

EPL Matchweek 5

It’s time for our EPL Predictions for Matchday 6. Yes, our weekly EPL bit returns. Cue fist pumps and high five from……us.

The Gurgler has fielded dozens of emails, mostly spam and stuff we don’t remember signing up for. None of them have been about where our weekly EPL preview was.

But having no audience or interest in our articles has never stopped us before. If it did this place would have boarded up years ago.

We have been a little slack with our EPL previews this year, a by product of the games going to Optus. But thankfully the myriad of podcasts keep us in the loop. As well as the single game of EPL on SBS. And there’s nothing like a side of sports betting to keep the interest up.

However, anyone can do an EPL Preview and prediction. So we’ve decided to do something slightly different. Each week we’re putting our tipping skills up against someone or something else. The more absurd the better. A bit like Lawro’s predictions on the BBC website except not every game is 2-0 or 1-1. And our guest tipsters are certainly not celebrities. They may not even be human each week.

This week we are up against a three year old. What would they know? We will see at the end of the weekend if the little they know is still more than us.

So stay tuned below and each week for our EPL Predictions for Matchday 6.

 

GURGLERS’ EPL Predictions for Matchday 6.

LEICESTER to beat Manchester United
DRAW – Middlesbrough v Spurs
DRAW – Stoke v WBA
DRAW – Sunderland v Crystal Palace
MANCHESTER CITY to beat Swansea City
EVERTON to beat Bournemouth
LIVERPOOL to beat Hull
DRAW – Arsenal v Chelsea
SOUTHAMPTON to beat West Ham
BURNLEY to beat Watford.

OPPONENT – 3 Year Old Child’s EPL Predictions for Matchday 6.

LEICESTER to beat Manchester United
SPURS to beat Middlesbrough
WBA to beat Stoke
CRYSTAL PALACE to beat Sunderland
MANCHESTER CITY to beat Swansea
BOURNEMOUTH to beat Everton
HULL to beat Liverpool
ARSENAL to beat Chelsea
WEST HAM to beat Southampton
WATFORD to beat Burnley

$1 Insurance Multi = $3737.94

Hull City removed as tight arse betting companies won’t allow >$10K.

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Born and raised on the banks of Yebri Creek, Theydon Bois has always been obsessed by sport. A stellar career of Underage B sides, RSL Social Golf, C Grade Warehouse and D Grade Indoor Cricket didn’t showcase much talent, but provided a window into the love for any game, any time. Theydon follows as much as he can and will provide opinion, ideas, and best tips and bets for most sports*. A particular interest in English Football sees Theydon Bois up every Saturday night until 2am with two laptops, smartphones, IPad and a radio feed of Soccer Saturday. A lifelong fan of underperforming, mediocre, disappointing teams will not sway his enthusiasm for sport. *Rugby Union not included.

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