The Gurgler’s Cheap, Nasty, and Useless Melbourne Cup Tips

The Race that Stops the nation is on and the bets that stop the TAB are here for your consideration.

Good Times for all. ALL.

The Gurgler used to know about horse racing and boats, but unfortunately with so many competing sporting attentions we’ve neglected the sports of kings. But that won’t stop us unloading the most unreliable tips money can buy for the big day.

The “best” bets are below, and if you not up for betting or would like a little extra jazz into your Melbourne Cup day, why not play along with our Spumante Racing drinking game for the big day.

GURGLER MELBOURNE CUP TIPS
Box for a trifecta
3 – FAME GAME as Rover
9 – RED CADEAUX
10 – TRIP TO PARIS
11 – WHO SHOT THE BARMAN
22 – THE UNITED STATES

GURGLER BEST BETS – OTHER RACES
R2 No.1 Precious Gem
R3 No.4 Sonntag
R4 No.18 Shintaro
R5 No.5 Viceroy
R8 No.3 Rudy
R10 No.18 Into The Mist

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Max has no time for long bios, he has only time for sport and then more sport. Each week he tries to sum up what sport has tickled the collective fancy of The Gurgler.