Pointless Posers – Who is the best NRL Mascot?

Every now and again The Gurgler’s interest is sparked into a really pointless thought, a question that no one really needs the answer to and so on, and this time is about the best NRL mascot.

We tried it with the G20 in November to find out the real winner of the G20, and now we apply the same warped logic to the NRL mascots.

So for your consideration is our view on the best mascots, based on intelligence, nastiness, how dangerous they are human and animals split, fastest, and how many points you would get from the mascots name in scrabble.

Most of the help coming from list25.com – a great place to kill some time on the net.

CATEGORY 1 – MOST DANGEROUS HUMAN
Top 5 (Points 5-4-3-2-1)
5 – TITANS
4 – KNIGHTS
3 – WARRIORS
2 – RAIDERS
1 – COWBOYS

CATEGORY 2 – MOST DANGEROUS ANIMAL
Top 5 (Points 5-4-3-2-1)
5 – DRAGONS
4 – SHARKS
3 – TIGERS
2 – PANTHERS
1 – BRONCOS

CATEGORY 3 – MOST DEADLY TO HUMANS
Top 5 (Points 5-4-3-2-1)
5 – ALL HUMAN BASED MASCOTS – as per Cat 1
4 – STORM
3 – BULLDOGS
2 – TIGERS
1 – SHARKS

CATEGORY 4 – SMARTEST ANIMALS
Top 5 (Points 5-4-3-2-1)
5 – ALL HUMAN BASED MASCOTS – as per Cat 1
4 – BULLDOGS
3 – CAT BASED MASCOTS – TIGERS/PANTHERS
2 – SEA EAGLES
1 – BRONCOS

CATEGORY 5 – FASTEST ANIMALS
Top 5 (Points 5-4-3-2-1)
5 – PANTHERS
4 – BRONCOS
3 – RABBITOHS
2 – TIGERS
1 – SHARKS

CATEGORY 6 – TOTAL OF SCRABBLE POINTS
Top 10 (Points 1o to 1)
10 – COWBOYS
9 – RABBITOHS
8 – KNIGHTS
7 – PANTHERS
7 – SHARKS
5 – BULLDOGS
4 – WARRIORS
4 – BRONCOS
2 – SEA EAGLES
1 – DRAGONS

OVERALL WINNER OF THE BEST NRL MASCOT COMPETITION
So here you have it, the top list of mascots – the big prize taken out by the Cowboys surprisingly. Being human helps, as we seem to be smart and lethal to ourselves.

Mascot POINTS TOTAL
 COWBOYS 21
 PANTHERS 17
 WARRIORS 17
 TITANS 15
 KNIGHTS 14
 BULLDOGS 12
 RABBITOHS 12
 RAIDERS 12
 BRONCOS 10
 TIGERS 10
 SHARKS 8
 DRAGONS 6
 STORM 4
 SEA EAGLES 4
 EELS 0
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