Gurglervisionbox – Our Guide to FTATV

Following on from the tremendous success of Gogglebox, we’ve added the name box at the end of our usual FTA TV preview.

Talking about Gogglebox, the occasional glimpse of someone bagging the TV show showed too small a view on what real people would say about the TV they were put through. Some of it looked as scripted as a Neighbours episode, and maybe I’ve just grown up in a hostile family setting in the ghettos of South East Qld, but not since the era of Tony Danza and Kirk Cameron in prime time have I seen any family sitting so lovingly in their lounge room. Nary a mobile phone in sight.

A cynical person who think that some of them are actors, or under such instruction to be passed off as actors. Either way, I’ve done my one shift, and can’t see it going past 5 episode before being moved to a Special New Time. And then to Channel 11.

Here’s this week’s shows that would be better talked about than 60 minutes or some bloke playing with Lions.

MONDAY
9:30pm – CH1 – THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER
TUESDAY
8:30pm – SBS – 50 WAYS TO KILL YOUR MAMMY
9:30pm – GO! – ROBOCOP
WEDNESDAY
7:30pm – 7MATE – MAN V FOOD
7:30pm – SIMPSONS + FUTURAMA
8:00pm – MICALLEF’S MAD AS HELL
THURSDAY
7:30pm – 7MATE – MORE MAN V FOOD
8:30pm – SBS2 – SOUTH PARK
SATURDAY
7MATE ANTI CRICKET MOVIE TRIPLE HEADER
5:00pm – GROUNDHOG DAY
7:00pm – TOP GUN
9:30pm – SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE
SUNDAY
2:30pm – CH7 – SENNA
8:30pm – SBS2 – SOUTH PARK/DANGER 5

FREE TO AIR SPORT HIGHLIGHTS
WEDNESDAY
5:30am – SBS – CHAMPIONS LEAGUE – PSG V CHELSEA
THURSDAY
5:30am – SBS – CHAMPIONS LEAGUE – REAL MADRID V SCHALKE
FRIDAY
6:30pm – SBS – ALEAGUE – BRISBANE V MELBOURNE VICTORY
6:35pm – SBS2 – EUROPE LEAGUE HIGHLIGHTS
SATURDAY
12:30pm – CH9 – ICC WORLD CUP – AUST V BANGALDESH

About Kaaps Loche 226 Articles

Kaaps doesn’t sleep much, and has a 60inch full HD TV and Foxtel, therefore watches more television than most.

is also very strange and has a slightly different outlook on life, so comes up with a lot of rubbish that he thinks is funny and usually isn’t.

Out of sympathy, we publish his stuff from time to time. So prepare your sympathy laughs and put that lovely drawing on the fridge for Kaaps.