Your Surefire Never Fail Rarely Win Derby Day Tips c/- The Gurgler

Good Times for all. ALL.

The most action packed pound for pound day in Australian Racing is upon us, followed by the biggest single race in the land on Tuesday.

In deference of its importance, The Gurgler knows its many, many fan who follow our tips semi-religiously would demand a range of selections that they can ignore, avoid or follow at their peril.

We can hardly keep riding high on our $580-1 multi from a few weeks ago, so for your consideration, please accept our surefire tips that win, win, win (lose, lose, lose).

R1 – 14 Tahini Dancer
R2 – 9 Fenway
R3 – 10 Woodbine
R4 – 5 Rubick
R5 – 5 Let’s Make A Deal
R6 – 2 Happy Trails
R7 – 9 Bondeiger
R8 – 2 Catkins
R9 –  2 Driefontein


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