Gurglervision – FTA TV Highlights

Don’t let the blanket ads, Zip Cold/Water tap talk in the office or a Ray Warren endorsement fool you, there’s plenty to be enjoyed on FTA TV than Reality TV and the other assorted dross that the channels spend their money on.

As with anything on our website, we’re not about joining in on anything popular, we’re down at the other end of the pool championing the lesser known and the lesser liked servings available.

So we’ll take the hard work out of the TV Guide and highlight or favourites and all the sport on offer. Don’t be fooled that just because football season is over there’s no sport on.

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BEST OF THE WEEK
FOOD DOUBLE – MAN FINDS FOOD + CHOW MASTER (Tues, 7Mate, 8:30)
Man vs Food man is back and has some friends along for the heart attack. Marvel at the amount of food on offer, heart defibrillator at the ready, your eyes may put on weight just watching.
BATHURST is a close second – not a better excuse to lounge it up all day on Sunday.

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WORST OF THE WEEK
Take you pick: Big Brother with the most inane conversation in the galaxy or Dancing with the “Stars” that has too much Ricki Lee for our liking. Sure everyone will say “You don’t have to watch them”. Thanks for the advice. We won’t.

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MONDAY
7Mate 6:30pm SEINFELD – 2 hours worth
SBS 9:30pm LEGALLY BROWN
SBS2 10:15pm SOUTH PARK – Terrence / Phillip goodness.

TUESDAY
SBS2 6:30pm AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR – In Baltimore. Imagining some Wire locals having a go.
SBS 7:30pm THE SIXTIES – About TV, see what used to be funny and good.
7Mate 8:30pm FOOD DOUBLE – see best of the week
7Mate 9:30pm NEW FAMILY GUY
GO 9:30pm BLADE

WEDNESDAY
11 7:30pm SIMPSONS/FUTURAMA
7Mate 7:30pm DOOMSDAY PREPPERS – It’s easy to laugh at the lengths these people go to for the end of the world. If they get to tell us we told you so, TV will be the least of our worries.
ONE 9:30pm NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN

THURSDAY
SBS2 8:30pm NEW SOUTH PARK REPEAT – SP’s take on the GF craze
SBS2 9:00pm DRUNK HISTORY
SBS2 11:15pm MORE SOUTH PARK of course


FRIDAY

ABC 7:30pm FRIDAY NIGHT CRACK UP
ABC2 9:00pm MICALLEF’s MAD AS HELL
7Mate 9:30pm MONTY PHYTHON’s MEANING OF LIFE

SATURDAY
ABC2 10:30pm BREAKING BAD

SUNDAY

SBS2 9:30pm NEW NEW SOUTH PARK
ABC2 8:20pm RUNNING WITH THE BULLS – a self titled doc on the madness
11 7:30pm SIMPSONS / FUTURAMA

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SPORTING HIGHLIGHTS
MON SBS 11pm FOOTBALL – THE WORLD GAME
MON ONE 11:30pm F1 – JAPANESE GP REPLAY
WED SBS2 7pm NETBALL – AUST V NZ
THU ONE 9:30pm GENERAL – THURSDAY NIGHT SPORTS SHOW
FRI CH7 12pm V8s – BATHURST PRACTICE
FRI GEM 1pm CRICKET – QLD V NSW
FRI SBS 6:30pm FOOTBALL – MELB VICTORY V WEST SYDNEY
FRI ONE 9:30pm BASKETBALL – NBL PERTH V NZ
SAT GEM 9:30am CRICKET – WA V TAS
SAT 7TWO 11:30am RACING
SAT CH7 1pm V8s – BATHURST
SAT SBS2 7pm NETBALL – AUST V NZ
SAT ONE 8:30pm F1 – RUSSIAN GP QUALIFYING
SUN 7MATE 1am V8s – SHANNON”S MOTORSPORT LEGENDS
SUN CH7 6am V8s – BATHURST
SUN GEM 9am CRICKET – VIC v NSW
SUN ONE 8:30pm F1 – RUSSIAN GP
SUN SBS2 10pm FOOTBALL – A LEAGUE HIGHLIGHTS

About Kaaps Loche 226 Articles

Kaaps doesn’t sleep much, and has a 60inch full HD TV and Foxtel, therefore watches more television than most.

is also very strange and has a slightly different outlook on life, so comes up with a lot of rubbish that he thinks is funny and usually isn’t.

Out of sympathy, we publish his stuff from time to time. So prepare your sympathy laughs and put that lovely drawing on the fridge for Kaaps.