Yes it’s finally here. Well tomorrow, which in Monday, which probably won’t matter as no one will read this until Tuesday, which by then Big Brother has started, and the usual fanfare has begun.
The Gurgler has no doubt the largest bunch of f***wits has been assembled for the general public to gork at nightly. From the ads already aired, there seems to be a bunch of people who a few stops journey on a train would be far too much to bare, and you can be guaranteed there’ll be plenty less to like.
Nothing like a person who doesn’t care if you like them or not, as long as you talk about them. Just to piss them off we won’t talk about them. Or a baker with attitude. Or a Gym Junkie with attitude. Like everyone else with attitude.
Many defend the show by advising we don’t have to watch it. Many thanks for the prescription – we won’t.
What we would like to watch is listed below.
BEST – Any Football
WORST – Thursday – GO – BIG MOMMA LIKE FATHER LIKE SON – Truly Awful
CH9 8:40pm BIG BROTHER – to prove us wrong above or angry up the blood.
CH10 8:30pm HAVE YOU BEEN PAYING ATTENTION
SBS1 9:30 LEGALLY BROWN
SBS2 11:15pm SOUTH PARK – You’ve probably worked it out by now, but we love South Park. We also welcome the many days a week it is on. All episodes gold.
GO 8pm TOP GEAR BURMA – spreading their politically and subtle forein relations to another country as they attempt to build a bridge over the River Kwai. Some controversy over one of the comments once built.
SBS2 10:30pm MORE SOUTH PARK
ABC 9:00pm UTOPIA – more of the same from Rob Sitch and co.
SBS 8:30pm LIVING WITH THE ENEMY – SBS doc on opposites attract with SBS finding the best Pauline Hanson look alike to spend time with a boatperson.
GO 8:30pm BOND MOVIE – DIE ANOTHER DAY
CH11 7:30pm SIMPSONS AND FUTURAMA
SBS2 10:20pm SOUTH PARK
SBS2 8:30pm SOUTH PARK/DRUNK HISTORY
SBS2 9:20pm 9/11 DOCO – There’ll be plenty of tributes and snippets on the anniversary day, but best do it without the overtones of Ch9/7.
GO 9:30pm BATMAN BEGINS – for those who can’t be arsed with Football
ABC2 11:35pm BREAKING BAD
ABC from 11:30pm – RAGE GUEST PROGRAMMER
SPORTS ROUND UP
FRIDAY – CH9 – 7:30pm – NRL FINAL 1
FRIDAY – CH73 – 7:30pm – AFL FINAL 1
FRIDAY – CH10 – 11:30pm – WRC AUSTRALIA
SATURDAY – ABC – 5:50am – WORLD BASKETBALL CHAMPS SEMI
SATURDAY – CH9 – 5:30/7:30pm – NRL FINALS 2 and 3
SATURDAY – 7MATE – 6:30pm – AFL FINALS 2
SATURDAY – CH7 – 2:00pm – V8’s SANDOWN 500
SATURDAY – 7TWO – HORSE RACING
SUNDAY – CH7 – V8’s – SANDOWN 500
FRI/SAT/SUN – 7TWO – DAVIS CUP – Aust v Powerhouse Uzbekistan