Gurglervision

As we pen the latest instalment of Gurglervision with Leslie Nielsen on in the background, we lament that the Naked Gun series ended at 33 1/3. Although, his Spy Hard featured a scene with Ray Charles that was top shelf.

Somewhere below the top shelf is our take on the highlights of FTA this week.

What certainly won’t be included is the pending Tornado on Ramsay Street. It’s always a welcomed idea when a soap decides to cull the litter, and there have been many famous kill offs in the past. A tornado in Ramsay Street is certainly original if not believable, and is sure to make headlines in the West Waratah newspaper.

Sport gets into the finals and the last bit of decent FTA sport until cricket, and even then we have to put up with Michael Slater and Ian Healy.

BEST OF THE WEEK –
THU – CH9 – 7:30PM – ROOSTERS V SOUTHS – Minor premiership up for grabs two years in a row for two sides who don’t particularly like each other.

WORST OF THE WEEK –
THU – CH11 – 9:30PM – KATY PERRY: Part of Me. The three minutes of predictable, intolerable commercialism that is Katy Perry’s music is hard enough to sit through, let alone a 2 hour show on her music and how tough her life is.

SPORTS VIEWING
MON – SBS – 2300  – THE WORLD GAME
TUE – ONE – 0900 – NASCAR
WED – ABC2 – 21:25 – WORLD BASKETBALL CHAMPS – AUS v MEXICO
THU – CH9 – 19:30 – NRL – ROOSTERS v SOUTHS
THU – ABC2 – 21:25 – WORLD BASKETBALL CHAMPS – AUS v ARGENTINA
FRI – CH9 – 19:30 – NRL – MELBOURNE V BRISBANE
FRI – 7MATE – 19:30 – AFL FINALS
SAT – 7MATE – 14:30 – AFL FINALS
SAT – 7MATE – 19:30 – AFL FINALS
SUN – ONE – 21:30 – ITALIAN GP QUALIFYING
SUN – 7 MATE – 13:00 – AFL FINAL
SUN – CH9 – 14:00 – QLD CUP FINALS
SUN – CH9 – 16:00 – NRL
SUN – CH10 – 21:45 – ITALIAN GP

GURGLERVISION HIGHLIGHTS
MON – SBS – 21:30 – LEGALLY BROWN
MON – CH10 – 20:30 – HAVE YOU BEEN PAYING ATTENTION
TUE – GO – 20:00 – TOP GEAR IN INDIA
bringing their unique sympathetic style to another country
TUE – SBS2 – 22:30 – SOUTH PARK
WED – CH11 – 19:30 – SIMPSONS / FUTURAMA
some classic Simpsons scenes tonight
WED – 7MATE – 20:30 – HARDCORE PAWN –
see the family who hate each other like no one else in the world
WED – SBS2 – 23:00 – SOUTH PARK
THU – SBS2 – 20:30 – SOUTH PARK
Yeah, yeah, again. But this episode features a signing penis.
THU – SBS2 – 21:00 – DRUNK HISTORY
SAT – SBS – 13:00 – SENSATION – STORY OF THE WHO’S TOMMY
SAT – CH9 – 19:00 – GOLDFINGER
SAT – CH11 – 23:00 – THE RUM DIARY
SAT – ABC2 – 23:30 – BREAKING BAD

About Kaaps Loche 225 Articles

Kaaps doesn’t sleep much, and has a 60inch full HD TV and Foxtel, therefore watches more television than most.

is also very strange and has a slightly different outlook on life, so comes up with a lot of rubbish that he thinks is funny and usually isn’t.

Out of sympathy, we publish his stuff from time to time. So prepare your sympathy laughs and put that lovely drawing on the fridge for Kaaps.