GURGLERVISION
So you’ve only got Free To Air left. Let us sort out what you should be watching that doesn’t news or reality this week.

It looks like a thin week, and it is. There’s always sport or conversing with someone else.

BEST OF THE WEEK
FRI 10:30pm – CH7 – ANIMAL HOUSE.
See the cult movie that has spawned several copies and many, many Simpsons scenes.

BLURST OF THE WEEK
SAT SOMETIME – 7TWO – LOOK WHO’S TALKING TOO.
The movie with babies being voiced over by celebrities especially Roseanne is never a good idea.

SPORT
WEDNESDAY
4:30am – SBS – CHAMPIONS LEAGUE – Celtic v Maribor

THURSDAY
4:30am – SBS – CHAMPIONS LEAGUE – Arsenal V Besiktas
8:00am – ONE – F1 Belgian GP Replay
7:30pm – CH9 – NRL Bulldogs v Souths

FRIDAY
7:00am – AFL – 7MATE Collingwood v Hawthorn
7:30am – NRL – Broncos v Dragons

SATURDAY
1:30pm – 7Mate – Carlton v Essendon
6:30pm – 7Mate – AFL Geelong v Brisbane

SUNDAY
1:30pm 7 Mate – AFL
2:00pm CH9 – QLD CUP RUGBY LEAGUE
4:00pm – CH9 – NRL
9:30pm – ONE – GB Moto GP
9;30pm – ABC2 – Basketball Aust v South Korea

THE HIGHLIGHTS
MONDAY
9:00pm ONE – An Idiot Abroad – Short Way Round
9:30pm SBS – LEGALLY BROWN

TUESDAY
9:30 7MATE – Family Guy and American Dad

WEDNESDAY
7:30pm ELEVEN – Simpsons / Futurama

THURSDAY
7:30pm 7MATE – Doomsday Preppers
8:30pm SBS2 – South Park/Drunk History

FRIDAY
Sport and Best of Above

SATURDAY
9:00pm ABC2 – Thriller in Manilla
11:38pm – Breaking Bad

SUNDAY
8:30pm ELEVEN – Naked Gun 33 1/3
9:25pm SBS2 – South Park

THURSDAY – FOOTBALL – CHAMPIONS LEAGUE – Lille v Porto SBS 4:30am
THURSDAY – NRL – BULLDOGS v WESTS TIGERS – CH9 7:30pm
FRIDAY – NRL – EELS v MANLY – CH9 7:30pm
FRIDAY – AFL – PORT v CARLTON – 7Mate 7:00pm
SATURDAY – AFL – ESSENDON v GOLD COAST – 7Mate 2:00pm
SATURDAY – V8’s – SYDNEY 400 EASTERN CREEK – CH7 1:00pm
SATURDAY – AFL HAWTHORN v GEELONG – 7Mate 6:30pm
SATURDAY – F1 – BELGIAN GP QUALIFYING – ONEHD 9:30pm
SUNDAY – AFL – BRISBANE v FREMANTLE – 7 Mate 1:00pm
SUNDAY – AFL – WESTERN BULLDOGS v SYDNEY – 7Mate 4:00pm
SUNDAY – V8’s – SYDNEY 400 EASTERN CREEK – CH7 1:30pm
SUNDAY – QLD CUP – BURLEIGH v EASTS – CH9 2:00pm
SUNDAY – NRL – DRAGONS v GOLD COAST – CH9 4:00pm
SUNDAY – F1 – BELGIAN GP RACE – CH10  9:30pm

BEST OF WEEK
We thought about adding something before 6pm but it’s all news so why bother.

MONDAY
CH9 9:30pm – THE MAN WHO ATE HIMSELF TO DEATH
GO 9:30pm – SHARKNADO
SBS2 9:30pm – LEGALLY BROWN
ABC2 10:30pm – GADDAFI DOCO

TUESDAY
7MATE from 9:30pm – FAMILY GUY/AMERICAN DAD
SBS 11:55pm – 9/11 DOCO

WEDNESDAY
ABC2 9:30pm – WHITE SLUMS OF SOUTH AFRICA DOCO
ABC1 9:00pm – REALITY CHECK – Best round up of Reality TV on the Box
GO 9:30pm – INBETWEENERS MOVIE
CH11 from 7:30pm – SIMPSONS + FUTURAMA – All gold

THURSDAY
7Mate 7:30pm – DOOMSDAY PREPPERS – They may end up with the chance to tell us they told us so.
SBS2 8:30pm – SOUTH PARK – Major Boobage as explained above
SBS2 9:00pm – DRUNK HISTORY

FRIDAY
GO 9:45pm – AUSTIN POWERS – (Insert lame impersonation of movie quote)
ONEHD 9:30pm – JACKASS 3 – A little older, a little sadder.

SATURDAY
ABC2 11:45pm – BREAKING BAD – Doesn’t matter what series
CH7 1:30 am Sun – PROJECT ALF – Remember ALF? Not in POG Form this time.

SUNDAY
7Mate 9:30pm – TOTAL RECALL – A little Sunday night Arnie
CH11 – 8:30pm – NAKED GUN 2 ½ – A rare sequel that’s equal
SBS2 9:30pm – SOUTH PARK – Ginger Cow – Look for Val Halen uniting all religion

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Kaaps doesn’t sleep much, and has a 60inch full HD TV and Foxtel, therefore watches more television than most. is also very strange and has a slightly different outlook on life, so comes up with a lot of rubbish that he thinks is funny and usually isn’t. Out of sympathy, we publish his stuff from time to time. So prepare your sympathy laughs and put that lovely drawing on the fridge for Kaaps.